john hastings
john hastings
  • 611
  • 1 308 451
The Bike Crash | John Hastings Comedy
It was going to be a great day, until I crashed
Check out my tour dates here: www.thejohnhastings.com/gigs.html
My socials:
Facebook: thejohnhastings
Twitter: thejohnhastings
Instagram: thejohnhastings
TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@thejohnhastings
About me:
Over the last fourteen years John Hastings has appeared at every major comedy festival in the world including Edinburgh (2012-2019), Melbourne and Just for Laughs Montreal. He has told jokes on BBC Radio 4, BBC 1, BBC 3, Comedy Central, CTV Australian Comedy Channel, and CBC The Comedy Network. He is also the COCA Comedian of the Year, a Martin Sims Award Nominee, an Amused Moose Comedy Award winner, and was briefly a viral sensation after Dennis Rodman heckled him in Los Angeles. He was most recently spotted on America's Got Talent.
#johnhastings #standupcomedian #accidents #comedy #standup #cycling
zhlédnutí: 31

Video

John Hastings: The Times They Are a John Hastings | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
This is the first of three stand-up comedy specials I will be releasing on CZcams in the year of our Lord 2024. These thirty-ish minutes of stand-up comedy jokes, stories, and crowd work were filmed all over Toronto in late 2023. I cover divorce, being a white loser, getting pegged, the Ukraine War (somehow), cats, the LAPD, and a few more act-outs than I was expecting. This stand-up comedy spe...
Women Are Frighteningly Creepy | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 104Před 7 hodinami
It all makes sense now. Check out my tour dates here: www.thejohnhastings.com/gigs.html My socials: Facebook: thejohnhastings Twitter: thejohnhastings Instagram: thejohnhastings TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@thejohnhastings About me: Over the last fourteen years John Hastings has appeared at every major comedy festival in the world including Edinburgh (2012-2019...
The Bartender Who Hates Canadians | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 148Před 7 hodinami
This is how Wayne Gretzky invented hockey. Check out my tour dates here: www.thejohnhastings.com/gigs.html My socials: Facebook: thejohnhastings Twitter: thejohnhastings Instagram: thejohnhastings TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@thejohnhastings About me: Over the last fourteen years John Hastings has appeared at every major comedy festival in the world including E...
The Worst Part of My UK Hotel | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 57Před 19 hodinami
"It's your holiday!" #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy Check out my tour dates here: www.thejohnhastings.com/gigs.html My socials: Facebook: thejohnhastings Twitter: thejohnhastings Instagram: thejohnhastings TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@thejohnhastings About me: Over the last fourteen years John Hastings has appeared at every major comedy festival in the ...
My Mom Yelled at Me for Not Having a Wedding | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 291Před 14 dny
My Mom Yelled at Me for Not Having a Wedding | John Hastings Comedy
My Problem with Christianity | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 549Před 14 dny
My Problem with Christianity | John Hastings Comedy
Someone Got Arrested During My Show | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 1,7KPřed 14 dny
Someone Got Arrested During My Show | John Hastings Comedy
That Was a CHAOTIC Intro to a Comedy Show (Crowd Work) | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 453Před 21 dnem
That Was a CHAOTIC Intro to a Comedy Show (Crowd Work) | John Hastings Comedy
Embarrassing Moments & Problematic Drinking (Crowd Work) | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 545Před 21 dnem
Embarrassing Moments & Problematic Drinking (Crowd Work) | John Hastings Comedy
Comedian Does Crowd Work About Another Audience to This Audience | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 421Před 21 dnem
Comedian Does Crowd Work About Another Audience to This Audience | John Hastings Comedy
How I Almost Died | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 428Před měsícem
How I Almost Died | John Hastings Comedy
My Brother and I Are 18 Years Apart | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 656Před měsícem
My Brother and I Are 18 Years Apart | John Hastings Comedy
My Wedding Day Was Not the Happiest Day of My LIfe | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 905Před měsícem
My Wedding Day Was Not the Happiest Day of My LIfe | John Hastings Comedy
Attempting to Talk About Divorce | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 2,9KPřed měsícem
Attempting to Talk About Divorce | John Hastings Comedy
Lying About Canadian History | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 545Před měsícem
Lying About Canadian History | John Hastings Comedy
Panic Attack in the Shed | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 145Před měsícem
Panic Attack in the Shed | John Hastings Comedy
America | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 137Před měsícem
America | John Hastings Comedy
Not Nice | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 160Před měsícem
Not Nice | John Hastings Comedy
Mugged | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 259Před měsícem
Mugged | John Hastings Comedy
Comedian VS Guidance Counselor | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 771Před měsícem
Comedian VS Guidance Counselor | John Hastings Comedy
Stray Cat Advocation | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 309Před 2 měsíci
Stray Cat Advocation | John Hastings Comedy
Firefighter VS Comedian | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 615Před 2 měsíci
Firefighter VS Comedian | John Hastings Comedy
Comedian VS CEO | John Hastings
zhlédnutí 307Před 2 měsíci
Comedian VS CEO | John Hastings
I Met a Neo Nazi | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 249Před 2 měsíci
I Met a Neo Nazi | John Hastings Comedy
Push Came to Rip | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 194Před 2 měsíci
Push Came to Rip | John Hastings Comedy
The Worst Telemarketer | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 182Před 2 měsíci
The Worst Telemarketer | John Hastings Comedy
Correction: It's Been A Rough 5 Years | John Hastings
zhlédnutí 3KPřed 2 měsíci
Correction: It's Been A Rough 5 Years | John Hastings
How to Avoid a Mugging | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 1,5KPřed 2 měsíci
How to Avoid a Mugging | John Hastings Comedy
Dad Loves Branching Out the Family Tree | John Hastings Comedy
zhlédnutí 114Před 2 měsíci
Dad Loves Branching Out the Family Tree | John Hastings Comedy

Komentáře

  • @KJCarr-ib8ne
    @KJCarr-ib8ne Před 15 hodinami

    I think I am one of those 🦝🤣😅

  • @chief1784able
    @chief1784able Před 17 hodinami

    We always knew it's just we're happy they're finally admitting it

  • @Nobodyfukoff
    @Nobodyfukoff Před 18 hodinami

    The strong breed the weak. The weak breed the strong.

  • @ray-elihehimthey3127

    Don’t be a hater Jake, be a lover! Twas a funny joke. Keep at it homeboy!

  • @jakewhite6871
    @jakewhite6871 Před 2 dny

    Retire

    • @plunbeks4155
      @plunbeks4155 Před 2 dny

      Easy to shit on people's genuine ambitions from behind a screen. Let's see your crowd work.

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před dnem

      Its weird I agree with both of you.

  • @laredo7107
    @laredo7107 Před 2 dny

    MRI machines are made by GE

  • @MisterFro9
    @MisterFro9 Před 3 dny

    Bronwyn is a super common name in the English speaking world, isn't it?

    • @killaved4262
      @killaved4262 Před 3 dny

      No absolutley not lol

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před 3 dny

      Fucking thank you

    • @killaved4262
      @killaved4262 Před 3 dny

      @@thejohnhastings Brownwynn sounds like king aurthur's horse or something. Would be like if Gazza stood for Geraint or something.

  • @hudgepudge1819
    @hudgepudge1819 Před 3 dny

    Bronson.

  • @MicovskiMC
    @MicovskiMC Před 3 dny

    Bronwyn is a beautiful Welsh name.

  • @mikitukka
    @mikitukka Před 3 dny

    He’s fucking terrible. Also, I’ve never met a single person in Australia called Bron

  • @BoristheBlade
    @BoristheBlade Před 3 dny

    I like your cadence and personality, you definitely have killing potential

  • @littlemac1735
    @littlemac1735 Před 3 dny

    Great crowd work this guys good

  • @georgerios4984
    @georgerios4984 Před 3 dny

    So when does the comedy start?

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před 3 dny

      I agree. This guy. Yikes.

    • @drastic6411
      @drastic6411 Před 3 dny

      the funny part about this is that they're not telling jokes on a stage and allowing others to have a good night whereas you are <3 I enjoyed this clip friend!

    • @BoristheBlade
      @BoristheBlade Před 3 dny

      ​​@@thejohnhastingsdon't let the depressos get you down, it's way easier to write an anonymous negative comment than it is to get on stage in front of a crowd. Keep doing what you're doing!

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před 3 dny

      @@BoristheBladeyou rule. I am all good. I like responding positively to negative stuff because more engagement the better.

  • @westcoastwilly6261
    @westcoastwilly6261 Před 6 dny

    Damn. The rate these jokes just kept coming 😮

  • @markflavel9783
    @markflavel9783 Před 6 dny

    This is the point of comedy. Poking fun at yourself and yes others. Own it and have fun with it. This way it doesnt own you

  • @turquoisephoenix6548

    I think the pills are a bigger issue than the alcohol

    • @jordanyoung6604
      @jordanyoung6604 Před 7 dny

      A wiff of needed copium in the air for all the closeted alcoholics

    • @Br0ken_Rob0ts
      @Br0ken_Rob0ts Před 7 dny

      They have a drinking culture in England so I'm not surprised by the "I drink more than you" I've been in backpackers before. But dude has an addictive personality and probably is more willing to do drugs when he's drunk.

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před 7 dny

      Pills are excellent

    • @joshsowerbutts
      @joshsowerbutts Před 7 dny

      You don't throw your life away because something sucks 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Br0ken_Rob0ts
      @Br0ken_Rob0ts Před 7 dny

      @@thejohnhastings I guess I can respect that. But I don't agree even as a "stoner"

  • @Gherbert1348
    @Gherbert1348 Před 9 dny

    But the stories of Stringlr hitchhiking with a Dead Head is just... special

  • @troybody6662
    @troybody6662 Před 13 dny

    Can't hear it.

  • @james9524
    @james9524 Před 13 dny

    My problem with Christianity is that it is all crap.

  • @SexyJutsuLover
    @SexyJutsuLover Před 14 dny

    Why do I relate to this so damn hard???

  • @allisdust9
    @allisdust9 Před 15 dny

    Maybe the problem is you befriend adultrous types?

  • @Threedog1963
    @Threedog1963 Před 16 dny

    I've been to comedy shows where hecklers get escorted out. This looked like what happened. Was he heckling or what?

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před 15 dny

      It was mega heckling. It was verging on threatening but also he was being quiet so the footage is awful because its just jokes being attempted then destroyed.

  • @Kk-O_O
    @Kk-O_O Před 16 dny

    Um thats nice

  • @Ratthew121
    @Ratthew121 Před 17 dny

    thats an awful way to think lmao

  • @villaindepot
    @villaindepot Před 17 dny

    Was he actually arrested or just escorted out? And was it related to your show (like being disruptive) or for something unrelated?

    • @EoiFirst
      @EoiFirst Před 16 dny

      I need answers too ! :D

    • @timmehtimmeh576
      @timmehtimmeh576 Před 16 dny

      No context :(

    • @hiriqnu
      @hiriqnu Před 16 dny

      Obviously it wasn't related to being disruptive because the comedian was clueless. Fake ID maybe?

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před 15 dny

      He was arrested, I think. That cop did not arrest him, but he tried to get physical with staff after the cop walked him out. So, other new cops came. He was massively disrespectful to the staff and show. He was kicked out once by the bouncers, and then he snuck back in, and then what you see takes place. Oh, his reason, I think, based on speaking to that woman he was with, was he got very drunk because she wanted to open up the relationship, polyamorous style.

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před 15 dny

      For additional context. The cop was just watching the show and then got up to help the bouncers.

  • @AviatingAround
    @AviatingAround Před 20 dny

    This is my type of comedy, cheers from Canada

  • @user-kb9jt7oh1n
    @user-kb9jt7oh1n Před 20 dny

    wow you conquered downs syndrome and aids good job bro

  • @user-fi1ik9ke5z
    @user-fi1ik9ke5z Před 20 dny

    Согласен

  • @Trashypockets
    @Trashypockets Před 20 dny

    Keep it up man you're awesome!

  • @WhoTheHellIsHarvy
    @WhoTheHellIsHarvy Před 20 dny

    Glad I clicked this after a joint, just the laugh I needed. I like this dudes style.

  • @ZigfriedBriarlark
    @ZigfriedBriarlark Před 21 dnem

    This guy is funny

  • @gmc2652
    @gmc2652 Před 21 dnem

    SHIT! just reallty like he was pranked to talk! So old

  • @RegretfullyMine
    @RegretfullyMine Před 22 dny

    As a guy with ptsd myself, I have never seen such a perfect description of it. Excellent pacing and great humour too.

  • @jojothedoncappo2954
    @jojothedoncappo2954 Před 22 dny

    Bro we're middle aged now 🤦🤦🤦

  • @daves2753
    @daves2753 Před 22 dny

    Plus our country is 17 TRILLION in debt. That wasn’t the millennial generation.

  • @TheJms1967
    @TheJms1967 Před 22 dny

    Oh this guys good!!😂

  • @user-gy2ik9sc4n
    @user-gy2ik9sc4n Před 26 dny

    England is oppressed half of America is still not allowed to be gay

  • @trashmesoftsoft
    @trashmesoftsoft Před měsícem

    Your pants could be a little tighter 😊

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před 29 dny

      It’s a true disaster. The whole thing are biggest clips on CZcams and I am dressed like a yuppie hair metal guitar player (by choice)

  • @humbledone6382
    @humbledone6382 Před měsícem

    He’s got some Robin Williams vibes!

  • @KJCarr-ib8ne
    @KJCarr-ib8ne Před měsícem

    I have heard this joke so many times, still love it 😂😂😂

  • @stacehansen3140
    @stacehansen3140 Před měsícem

    Did you ever find out why they laughed? I believe it is because "Brothers and sisters" are how LDS refer to each other generally, so you sounded Mormon for a second without meaning too?

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před měsícem

      That is exactly what happened, the entire audeinece stopped me individually and explained.

  • @All-time888
    @All-time888 Před měsícem

  • @MoonmanSpacejam
    @MoonmanSpacejam Před měsícem

    Hilarious 😂

  • @michaelsnedker5446
    @michaelsnedker5446 Před měsícem

    This is a msterclass in manifest destiny.

  • @THEGSEXPLAINER
    @THEGSEXPLAINER Před měsícem

    How can i contact with u

  • @velspy9851
    @velspy9851 Před měsícem

    To be fair, could be vegan for health reasons

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před měsícem

      Even still. AS A MURDERER are you that worried about your health.

    • @velspy9851
      @velspy9851 Před měsícem

      @thejohnhastings considering people sometimes.kill others out of self preservation, it's possible

  • @crancelbrowser5478
    @crancelbrowser5478 Před měsícem

    Fantastic jokes lmao damn. This guy is going places

  • @shanethacker398
    @shanethacker398 Před měsícem

    As a vegan who usually hates vegan jokes, THIS ONE is actually pretty good! 😂😂❤ The "have a steak, live a little" line was lazy and cliche, but the other 3 punch lines were STRONG!

    • @user-qk3jh6it3c
      @user-qk3jh6it3c Před měsícem

      As a vegan you're most likely insufferable

    • @thejohnhastings
      @thejohnhastings Před měsícem

      Would pork chop be better

    • @shanethacker398
      @shanethacker398 Před měsícem

      @@thejohnhastings the reason most vegan comedy isn't funny is because most of the punchlines revolve around the idea that we don't know what something tastes like, or that we've never had the opportunity to eat something. Most of us have had it, whatever it is, and we've probably liked it. We've just chosen not to anymore, some for health reasons some for reasons of compassion. Every vegan punchline boils down to "here give it a try" when we have all already given it a try. It's nearly every vegan joke and that is why I thought it was a lazy punchline. But the other three punch lines in the joke were strong. And the concept of a vegan being a murderer is hysterical. Keep working on it kid, it'll be a good bit someday.😉

  • @TiaDaDiva
    @TiaDaDiva Před měsícem

    😂😂😂😂 pic a side

  • @KJCarr-ib8ne
    @KJCarr-ib8ne Před měsícem

    Canadian becomes an American to fix all their problems.... The most Canadian flex ever 😂