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john hastings
Registrace 23. 11. 2006
Comedian. Friend.
The Bike Crash | John Hastings Comedy
It was going to be a great day, until I crashed
Check out my tour dates here: www.thejohnhastings.com/gigs.html
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TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@thejohnhastings
About me:
Over the last fourteen years John Hastings has appeared at every major comedy festival in the world including Edinburgh (2012-2019), Melbourne and Just for Laughs Montreal. He has told jokes on BBC Radio 4, BBC 1, BBC 3, Comedy Central, CTV Australian Comedy Channel, and CBC The Comedy Network. He is also the COCA Comedian of the Year, a Martin Sims Award Nominee, an Amused Moose Comedy Award winner, and was briefly a viral sensation after Dennis Rodman heckled him in Los Angeles. He was most recently spotted on America's Got Talent.
#johnhastings #standupcomedian #accidents #comedy #standup #cycling
Check out my tour dates here: www.thejohnhastings.com/gigs.html
My socials:
Facebook: thejohnhastings
Twitter: thejohnhastings
Instagram: thejohnhastings
TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@thejohnhastings
About me:
Over the last fourteen years John Hastings has appeared at every major comedy festival in the world including Edinburgh (2012-2019), Melbourne and Just for Laughs Montreal. He has told jokes on BBC Radio 4, BBC 1, BBC 3, Comedy Central, CTV Australian Comedy Channel, and CBC The Comedy Network. He is also the COCA Comedian of the Year, a Martin Sims Award Nominee, an Amused Moose Comedy Award winner, and was briefly a viral sensation after Dennis Rodman heckled him in Los Angeles. He was most recently spotted on America's Got Talent.
#johnhastings #standupcomedian #accidents #comedy #standup #cycling
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John Hastings: The Times They Are a John Hastings | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
This is the first of three stand-up comedy specials I will be releasing on CZcams in the year of our Lord 2024. These thirty-ish minutes of stand-up comedy jokes, stories, and crowd work were filmed all over Toronto in late 2023. I cover divorce, being a white loser, getting pegged, the Ukraine War (somehow), cats, the LAPD, and a few more act-outs than I was expecting. This stand-up comedy spe...
Women Are Frighteningly Creepy | John Hastings Comedy
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It all makes sense now. Check out my tour dates here: www.thejohnhastings.com/gigs.html My socials: Facebook: thejohnhastings Twitter: thejohnhastings Instagram: thejohnhastings TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@thejohnhastings About me: Over the last fourteen years John Hastings has appeared at every major comedy festival in the world including Edinburgh (2012-2019...
The Bartender Who Hates Canadians | John Hastings Comedy
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This is how Wayne Gretzky invented hockey. Check out my tour dates here: www.thejohnhastings.com/gigs.html My socials: Facebook: thejohnhastings Twitter: thejohnhastings Instagram: thejohnhastings TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@thejohnhastings About me: Over the last fourteen years John Hastings has appeared at every major comedy festival in the world including E...
The Worst Part of My UK Hotel | John Hastings Comedy
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"It's your holiday!" #johnhastings #standupcomedian #comedy Check out my tour dates here: www.thejohnhastings.com/gigs.html My socials: Facebook: thejohnhastings Twitter: thejohnhastings Instagram: thejohnhastings TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@thejohnhastings About me: Over the last fourteen years John Hastings has appeared at every major comedy festival in the ...
My Mom Yelled at Me for Not Having a Wedding | John Hastings Comedy
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My Mom Yelled at Me for Not Having a Wedding | John Hastings Comedy
My Problem with Christianity | John Hastings Comedy
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My Problem with Christianity | John Hastings Comedy
Someone Got Arrested During My Show | John Hastings Comedy
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Someone Got Arrested During My Show | John Hastings Comedy
That Was a CHAOTIC Intro to a Comedy Show (Crowd Work) | John Hastings Comedy
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That Was a CHAOTIC Intro to a Comedy Show (Crowd Work) | John Hastings Comedy
Embarrassing Moments & Problematic Drinking (Crowd Work) | John Hastings Comedy
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Embarrassing Moments & Problematic Drinking (Crowd Work) | John Hastings Comedy
Comedian Does Crowd Work About Another Audience to This Audience | John Hastings Comedy
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Comedian Does Crowd Work About Another Audience to This Audience | John Hastings Comedy
How I Almost Died | John Hastings Comedy
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How I Almost Died | John Hastings Comedy
My Brother and I Are 18 Years Apart | John Hastings Comedy
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My Brother and I Are 18 Years Apart | John Hastings Comedy
My Wedding Day Was Not the Happiest Day of My LIfe | John Hastings Comedy
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My Wedding Day Was Not the Happiest Day of My LIfe | John Hastings Comedy
Attempting to Talk About Divorce | John Hastings Comedy
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Attempting to Talk About Divorce | John Hastings Comedy
Lying About Canadian History | John Hastings Comedy
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Lying About Canadian History | John Hastings Comedy
Panic Attack in the Shed | John Hastings Comedy
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Panic Attack in the Shed | John Hastings Comedy
Comedian VS Guidance Counselor | John Hastings Comedy
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Comedian VS Guidance Counselor | John Hastings Comedy
Stray Cat Advocation | John Hastings Comedy
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Stray Cat Advocation | John Hastings Comedy
Firefighter VS Comedian | John Hastings Comedy
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Firefighter VS Comedian | John Hastings Comedy
I Met a Neo Nazi | John Hastings Comedy
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I Met a Neo Nazi | John Hastings Comedy
Push Came to Rip | John Hastings Comedy
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Push Came to Rip | John Hastings Comedy
The Worst Telemarketer | John Hastings Comedy
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The Worst Telemarketer | John Hastings Comedy
Correction: It's Been A Rough 5 Years | John Hastings
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Correction: It's Been A Rough 5 Years | John Hastings
How to Avoid a Mugging | John Hastings Comedy
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How to Avoid a Mugging | John Hastings Comedy
Dad Loves Branching Out the Family Tree | John Hastings Comedy
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Dad Loves Branching Out the Family Tree | John Hastings Comedy
I think I am one of those 🦝🤣😅
We always knew it's just we're happy they're finally admitting it
The strong breed the weak. The weak breed the strong.
Don’t be a hater Jake, be a lover! Twas a funny joke. Keep at it homeboy!
Retire
Easy to shit on people's genuine ambitions from behind a screen. Let's see your crowd work.
Its weird I agree with both of you.
MRI machines are made by GE
Still though?
Bronwyn is a super common name in the English speaking world, isn't it?
No absolutley not lol
Fucking thank you
@@thejohnhastings Brownwynn sounds like king aurthur's horse or something. Would be like if Gazza stood for Geraint or something.
Bronson.
Close but no cigar.
Bronwyn is a beautiful Welsh name.
He’s fucking terrible. Also, I’ve never met a single person in Australia called Bron
I like your cadence and personality, you definitely have killing potential
Great crowd work this guys good
So when does the comedy start?
I agree. This guy. Yikes.
the funny part about this is that they're not telling jokes on a stage and allowing others to have a good night whereas you are <3 I enjoyed this clip friend!
@@thejohnhastingsdon't let the depressos get you down, it's way easier to write an anonymous negative comment than it is to get on stage in front of a crowd. Keep doing what you're doing!
@@BoristheBladeyou rule. I am all good. I like responding positively to negative stuff because more engagement the better.
Damn. The rate these jokes just kept coming 😮
This is the point of comedy. Poking fun at yourself and yes others. Own it and have fun with it. This way it doesnt own you
I think the pills are a bigger issue than the alcohol
A wiff of needed copium in the air for all the closeted alcoholics
They have a drinking culture in England so I'm not surprised by the "I drink more than you" I've been in backpackers before. But dude has an addictive personality and probably is more willing to do drugs when he's drunk.
Pills are excellent
You don't throw your life away because something sucks 🤷🏻♂️
@@thejohnhastings I guess I can respect that. But I don't agree even as a "stoner"
But the stories of Stringlr hitchhiking with a Dead Head is just... special
Which one is that one
Can't hear it.
My problem with Christianity is that it is all crap.
Why do I relate to this so damn hard???
Maybe the problem is you befriend adultrous types?
To be fair, they don't always seem like it when you're just friends with them
I mean fair point.
I've been to comedy shows where hecklers get escorted out. This looked like what happened. Was he heckling or what?
It was mega heckling. It was verging on threatening but also he was being quiet so the footage is awful because its just jokes being attempted then destroyed.
Um thats nice
thats an awful way to think lmao
Was he actually arrested or just escorted out? And was it related to your show (like being disruptive) or for something unrelated?
I need answers too ! :D
No context :(
Obviously it wasn't related to being disruptive because the comedian was clueless. Fake ID maybe?
He was arrested, I think. That cop did not arrest him, but he tried to get physical with staff after the cop walked him out. So, other new cops came. He was massively disrespectful to the staff and show. He was kicked out once by the bouncers, and then he snuck back in, and then what you see takes place. Oh, his reason, I think, based on speaking to that woman he was with, was he got very drunk because she wanted to open up the relationship, polyamorous style.
For additional context. The cop was just watching the show and then got up to help the bouncers.
This is my type of comedy, cheers from Canada
wow you conquered downs syndrome and aids good job bro
Согласен
Keep it up man you're awesome!
Glad I clicked this after a joint, just the laugh I needed. I like this dudes style.
This guy is funny
Yes
His pants are even funnier
SHIT! just reallty like he was pranked to talk! So old
As a guy with ptsd myself, I have never seen such a perfect description of it. Excellent pacing and great humour too.
Bro we're middle aged now 🤦🤦🤦
Plus our country is 17 TRILLION in debt. That wasn’t the millennial generation.
Oh this guys good!!😂
Oh you!
England is oppressed half of America is still not allowed to be gay
Your pants could be a little tighter 😊
It’s a true disaster. The whole thing are biggest clips on CZcams and I am dressed like a yuppie hair metal guitar player (by choice)
He’s got some Robin Williams vibes!
I have heard this joke so many times, still love it 😂😂😂
Did you ever find out why they laughed? I believe it is because "Brothers and sisters" are how LDS refer to each other generally, so you sounded Mormon for a second without meaning too?
That is exactly what happened, the entire audeinece stopped me individually and explained.
❤
Hilarious 😂
This is a msterclass in manifest destiny.
This typo is masterclass.
How can i contact with u
You are
@@thejohnhastings one of your oldest suscriber
To be fair, could be vegan for health reasons
Even still. AS A MURDERER are you that worried about your health.
@thejohnhastings considering people sometimes.kill others out of self preservation, it's possible
Fantastic jokes lmao damn. This guy is going places
As a vegan who usually hates vegan jokes, THIS ONE is actually pretty good! 😂😂❤ The "have a steak, live a little" line was lazy and cliche, but the other 3 punch lines were STRONG!
As a vegan you're most likely insufferable
Would pork chop be better
@@thejohnhastings the reason most vegan comedy isn't funny is because most of the punchlines revolve around the idea that we don't know what something tastes like, or that we've never had the opportunity to eat something. Most of us have had it, whatever it is, and we've probably liked it. We've just chosen not to anymore, some for health reasons some for reasons of compassion. Every vegan punchline boils down to "here give it a try" when we have all already given it a try. It's nearly every vegan joke and that is why I thought it was a lazy punchline. But the other three punch lines in the joke were strong. And the concept of a vegan being a murderer is hysterical. Keep working on it kid, it'll be a good bit someday.😉
😂😂😂😂 pic a side
Canadian becomes an American to fix all their problems.... The most Canadian flex ever 😂