Lyrics
Jane finished breakfast, oh what a delight,
But soon she felt a twinge, oh no, not right!
She raced through the hall, looking for the sign,
A bathroom to find, oh please, just in time!
Green door first, with a sign so neat,
But the toilet inside was no small feat.
It was big and scary, a monstrous sight,
Jane ran out quickly, filled with fright.
Next was the blue door, cold as ice,
A frosty toilet, it didn’t feel nice.
She shivered and shook, couldn't stay there,
Back to the hall, running with flair.
Purple door third, oh what a noise,
A toilet so loud, with too many toys.
It whooshed and it whirred, a mechanical dance,
Jane fled the scene without a second glance.
Fourth was the gray door, odd and bizarre,
A urinal stood there, no way to star.
She sighed and she moaned, "This can’t be true,"
Out she ran, in search of a loo.
Just as hope was fading, pink door in sight,
Jane opened it up and what a delight!
A toilet so perfect, just her size,
She smiled and she laughed, what a surprise!
Jane flushed with a giggle, washed her hands clean,
Her bathroom adventure, a funny little scene.
With a happy heart, she went on her way,
Ready to face the rest of the day!