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Xylophoney
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Registrace 27. 11. 2013
I make Funny Roleplay Series & other Modded Minecraft Content every day!
I am a big fan of Magic Fantasy, Dinosaurs, Horror, Dragons, Super Heros, and more! If you like that, stick around!
While I focus on Comedy, some EPIC drama often shines through, so forgive me if I make you laugh and cry!
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I am a big fan of Magic Fantasy, Dinosaurs, Horror, Dragons, Super Heros, and more! If you like that, stick around!
While I focus on Comedy, some EPIC drama often shines through, so forgive me if I make you laugh and cry!
Make sure to SUBSCRIBE to enjoy the snazzy new content, and don't forget to Turn on Notifications! See you in the comments soon!
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The New Xylo
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
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Sad part is we won’t get to see the actual end of origins of Olympus
Still miss this after 4 years
This was my childhood i hope you still doing well
It'd be neat if due to the Millennium Eye's mind-reading powers, you could hear the internal monologue of your opponent.
Day 341 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
Catnip, the cats equivalent of drugz that make one high.
Day 340 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
Col.Ypu are my favourite character
Today is the 31st of July it been a year in 30 days and no content between are you dead or you're done with CZcams I want answers
Deathstroke’s cameo 0:05
xylo retired if you look at his latest gaming video
No…
@@yeahtinyrick5184 I was saying that to the guy who was doing day 134 of wanting *specific* series
Day 339 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
bro he retired look at his latest gaming channel video
@@razor643I will watch the video in a couple hours
@@daysofaskingforSCPlockdownseas 👍
Day 338 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
still waiting on episode 3 btw
4:13
Day 337 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
I just thought about it. Didn't Skylord say a law that you can only use 9 dinos
Day 336 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
“what is with all these people and their parent problems” said flex the man who had the most parental problems in all of monarch academy
I remember watching this on prime video. This stuff was gold, I just couldn't watch the stuff with the cat, loffo? It all felt so scripted after season 3. This was my childhood.
Day 335 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
I am the 1000th comment.
FINALLY I FOUND THIS AGAIN
Day 334 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
Xylophone should do an attack on titan roleplay
xylo..... please come back......
Bro I remember this when I was like 7 this series is amazing
Make more Yu-Gi-Oh and Minecraft origin videos and also Olympus videos
not him spending like half a episode on the bits and pumpkin spice sounds delicious
Day 333 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
Day 332 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
hey man i understand but please dont be gone too long we will miss you man
Indeed
I hope they continue origins of Olympus I like that series or At least finish it
Anyone here in 2024?
the real question no one will ask what happened to the original
@Xylophoney were are you?
Thank you for the story’s you and your group of friends have given us, I’ll always come back and remember you fondly, everything all of you did was so well put together and passionate. You are a great story teller, Xylo. So once again from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
I KNEW HIS NEEDLE FEAR WAS SUS!!
We want more scp and more series
Day 331 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
Day 330 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
Xylo i miss you, if you are quiting upload a video saying you are quit or something thing i just need a sign that you are there or something please xylo if you see this just even if it is 30 seconds it would help so please if you see this give a sign xylo, i have grown up watching you make this channel back from the days of ark( which is my favorite game.) i would come home from school and rush to my room and watch the news video so seeing you not upload in over a year hurts it's slowly tearing me apart because you are my favorite CZcamsr tied with ghostwolfgames so please give me a sign.
He hasn’t been able to eat in days and no one is concerned for him!? Did he even get an apology!?
Everyone in that class completely ignored the fact that Blake could have KILLED flex and she doesn’t feel bad at all.
1:03 I just realised we never see this I question who the person with wings was meant to be
I've watched this about 100 times in the past 4 years but I can't figure out what song plays here 0:14
Day 329 of asking for SCP lockdown season 2
Oh wow that song is a throwback. Isn’t that the one from Xylophoney back in the day?
i check back every once in a while to see if a miracle has happened im probably just coping but maybe one day
Same, go to his Yu GI oh chanel then the famous films, sad vids on there.