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[Long awaited, machine-translated, human-edited lyrics] [Sorry if it doesn't make sense. I didn't translate a lot of the background chanting, since I couldn't really understand it] Lily: Ladies and gentlemen, sorry for the long wait! The first Gensokyo Male Costume Championship... is finally here! I'm sure I'm going to be awakened in many ways by their crossdressing... What is it with these handsome guys! If they hit on me, I'm sure I'd go along with them too! Oh, wow! The results of the judging have finally come in... Now... who'll win the grand prize...? Marisa: I can't lose to anyone when it comes to manliness, ze! Alice: Why do I have to dress up as a man... ah, my nose is bleeding... Patchouli: I won’t let anyone else get Erin's special love potion as a prize... Lily: Now, here's the announcement... eh, what the-?! Rinnosuke: I, Morichika Rinosuke, will be taking that prize! All: (Yarō to ya rō! Open the new gate!) (Yarō to ya rō! Ethics, NO NO!) (Yarō to ya rō! Cylinder out, SAY Nn Nn!) (Nice men, not girls!) Alice: Hey, wait! Why're you wearing (just?) a fundoshi?! Marisa: Gah, he's breaking (something idk) ze?! Patchy: In other words, he's gone totally deranged...? Rinnosuke: Finally... my time has come! Marisa: The world is a big place, so many different types of love Alice: Girl on girl, it's not enough Patchy: Terminal, Alice: A quagmire, Marisa: Fiery, Patchy: I thought that if we loved each other, Alice: the roses would sway, but why?! Marisa: (Sway, ah... why?!) Rinnosuke: Who asked?! Alice: Wait! What are you doing?! Patchy: (She's wrapped up in the fundoshi!) Marisa: Stop it! That's some crazy power, ze! Patchy: (Heart's beating faster, even if being forced) Marisa/Alice: Crap, my clothes are being ripped off! Patchy: (Stripped... punishment for their proclivities...) Marisa: Why am I always getting into these situations...!! Patchy: (Pathetic, always getting screwed over) Rinnosuke: Osu, osu... you guys, aren't there a lot to pick from! Alice: Iyaa! H-h-h... Help me! Patchy: This isn't even a contest anymore... Rinnosuke: That so... if you're a man, fundoshi on, Ebisu face. Come one, let's all wear em! Lily: Ah, you're ruining the male costume championship! Marisa: Kourin, calm down ze! We're all women, ze..!! Alice: Fluttering fundoshis, a miserable venue Marisa: Don't do anything rash, listen to me... Rinnosuke: Hustle! Do the hustle! Patchy: And yet... Alice: (I don't know why, but...) Patchy: It seems fitting. Marisa: (That right, they're all handsome)... [not sure about this line] Patchy: Curiously... I kinda get it. Rinnosuke: I'm getting excited! Marisa: But! Be rational here! Rinnosuke: Oh... I wonder if such a nice guy is really a girl or not? Patchy: Hurry and get me a hospital... Rinnosuke: In that case I'll have to check with your 'little you' Marisa: There no way I have something like that, ze!!! Rinnosuke: Itadakimasu! Alice: Stop! That place is mine! Marisa: That's not the problem here..!! Rinnosuke: Hn! There's... nothing there...? What a mess... this Morichika Rinnosuke's been going a little crazy... Marisa: Oi. Wait a second, ze. Don't you think you can get away with this after all that... Alice: Touching Marisa's XXX... unforgivable. After this... might as well have the same thing happen to you. Patchy: Sounds interesting. Fortunately we have plenty of women's products over here. All: (Yarō to ya rō! Developing NEW WORLD!) (Yarō to ya rō! Slippery SHAKE'N BODY!) (Yarō to ya rō! Tighten OH... MY GOD!) (Not a guy, but a woman?! HIGH!) Rinnosuke: Eh? Eh? What are you guy trying to do...? Marisa/Patchy/Alice: We'll dress you up as a woman and humiliate you! That's what! Rinnosuke: Kyaa~! Marisa: This is the heart of a maiden... Alice: (Full body hair removal, hui, hui!) Rinnosuke: (Ngrah, so intense..!) Patchy: Let's add some more makeup! Rinnosuke: (My manliness being erased...!) Marisa: A different sense of self... Rinnosuke: (S-stop..!) Girls: Abandon your morals til the end! Rinnosuke: (Who would even want to see me crossdressing?!) Marisa: Time passes without regret... Alice: (Mm, let's shave your eyebrows too! Jui, jui!) Patchy: This looks horrible.. it's torture... Marisa: (Hehehe! We're almost done, da ze!) Girls: What do you think? This is a maiden! Rinnosuke: (N-not the mirror...!) Girls: Throw it all away! No mercy! Marisa: (After this, you better behave yourself, ze!) Rinnosuke: Wh-what the hell is this...? Patchy: I think we overdid it a bit. He's been stunned ever since he saw the mirror... Alice: It's a good remedy for that outburst of his! Marisa: Hey, Kourin.. you better reflect on this, okay ze? Rinnosuke: Beautiful... Girls: Eh?! Rinnosuke: A manly character is alright, but a lady character works too. Ufufu~n Marisa: I think we woke something in him... Gah, get away...! Alice: I'll stop him with my dolls!! Eh?! They're gone?! Rinnosuke: It's an afterimage. So then, let's have a lot of fun as girls, shall we~? Ufufu~n Girls: So this is how it ends?! [or something like that]

whats going on at 1:20

2024 and this still slaps

❤

Man. I found about this after seeing a meme where they sped up the instrumental of one part and played a video of someone cutting food up really quickly.

2:00

This is japanese traditional festival ;_;

かわいい

we could go gyatt for gyatt

So cute

どういう感情で動いているのだろうか？

1:17 동방 프로젝트 신작의 나오는 여자 캐릭터 카기야마 히나의 암녹색 또는 어두운 초록색 팬티가 보인다.

Underrated and cute!

this video keep begin legendary

:v

flan flan ru

I always ask myself "Why are you so damn unstable and insane?" And I remember that I grew up watching all these types of Touhou videos.

this is going into my gym playlist

@Absolbr wtf

ГЕНСОКЁ ЭТО РОССИЯ

HIGH AND DRY I FLY HIGH WATCH THE SUN RISE IN THE DAWNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

God dayum

I like the extra laughter when the text disappears.

yo i found the original one "Let's Get Nekkid." is the name of it on youtube and i am not seeing any niconico links for it or codes

Cirno armpit mmhmhm

esto es adictivo

I HEARD THIS SONG A FEW ODD TIMES BEFORE I WAS LIKE SERIOUS WITH TOUHOU, AND I FOUND OUT TODAY IT WAS A DOUJIN CIRCLE SONG???

Me when the is and of a

this is why internet is peak, ~shitty~ glorious coverage of a ~shitty~ glorious ad

i love how the original ad was just a pad ad

The fact that THIS was 12 years ago wae crazy. Still a nice animation :3

Мой друг посоветовал посмотреть мне это. И я совершенно не понимаю что это, но лайк поставлю, как минимум ради друга

my friend said this sounds like teto territory. WHAT DO I TELL HER

Flan: lalalalala

can't believe ye peformed this on his apology tour

Original brainrot

Remillia always suffering..😂

She is literally me

OG shi

Zam☠️

I thout it was a hisami yomotsu prediction.

Thx CZcams for recommending videos from my childhood.

Parsee 💕

Satori look like she's playing 10 tons drugs at 3 am

Ran protecting Chen was the best part X^D

Masterpiece.

Oo, kowai kowai

Kaguya looking like Osaka