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Respect for the effort, regardless of my feelings about these picks. With that said, Gretzky like 30 places below Hawk is wild

Mythbusters first verse should be in top 25

Pompey's verse deserves to be higher

All ERB battles ranked by the average ranking of this guy (gender neutral)'s ranking of the best verses of each character (excluding joke verses in Pompey and Bill Cosby): first, disclaimers, for all ties I organized them as whichever had the best single verse got put ahead (since the list is backwards, they would be last presented in the tie). Also (obviously) this does not represent my opinion on the battles, nor does it necessarily represent this person's feelings about the battles (it only includes 1 verse from each rapper, for example). #. Battle Name (Avg. Score) [Individual Scores (presented worst to best)] 88. Adam vs. Eve (204.5) [205, 204] 87. Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga (200.5) [206, 195] 86. John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly (199) [200, 198] 85. Count Dracula vs. Vlad the Impaler (195) [199, 191] 84. NicePeter vs. EpicLLOYD #1 (193) [201, 185] 83. Miley Cyrus vs. Joan of Arc (188.5) [203, 174] 82. Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny (183) [193, 173] 81. Mythbusters vs. Ghostbusters (181) [192, 176, 175] 80. Hulk Hogan vs. Kim Jong-Il (173.33) [188, 182, 150] 79. Ellen DeGeneres vs. Oprah Winfrey (172) [196, 148] 78. Gandalf vs. Dumbledore (171) [187, 155] 76 (tie). Thomas Edison vs. Nikola Tesla (166) [169, 163] 76 (tie). Freddie Mercury vs. Frank Sinatra (166) [172, 160] 75. Christopher Columbus vs. Captain Kirk (165) [184, 146] 74. Doc Brown vs. Doctor Who (163.33) [190, 156, 144] 73. Chuck Norris vs. Abraham Lincoln (159) [161, 157] 72. Batman & Robin vs. Sherlock Holmes & Watson (158.33) [208, 137, 130] 71. Ebeneezer Scrooge vs. Donald Trump (158.2) [186, 178, 170, 133, 124] 70. Mark Zuckerberg vs. Elon Musk (152.5) [153, 152] 69 (nice). Bob Ross vs. Pablo Picasso (151) [167, 135] 68. Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethoven (150) [202, 98] 67. James Bond vs. Austin Powers (144.33) [180, 158, 95] 66. Jim Henson vs. Stan Lee (137.67) [181, 123, 109] 65. Stephen King vs. Edgar Allen Poe (136) [165, 107] 64. Lewis & Clark vs. Bill & Ted (133) [139, 127] 63. Mario Brothers vs. Wright Brothers (132.5) [166, 99] 62. Harry Houdini vs. David Copperfield (131.5) [145, 118] 59 (3-way tie). Ronald McDonald vs. The Burger King (129) [149, 142, 96] 59 (3-way tie). Leonidas vs. Master Chief (129) [164, 94] 59 (3-way tie). Freddy Krueger vs. Wolverine (129) [197, 61] 58. J. R. R. Tolkien vs. George R. R. Martin (126) [183, 69 (nice)] 57. [Caitlyn] Jenner vs. Bruce Banner (125.5) [194, 147, 114, 47] 56. Romeo & Juliet vs. Bonnie & Clyde (125) [189, 179, 7] 54 (tie). Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates (117.5) [159, 76] 54 (tie). RoboCop vs. Terminator (117.5) [171, 64] 53. Zeus vs. Thor (116) [143, 89] 52. Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss (114) [207, 81, 54] 51. Julius Caesar vs. Shaka Zulu (111.5) [151, 72] 50. Skrillex vs. Mozart (111) [116, 106] 49. Rick Grimes vs. Walter White (110) [162, 58] 48. Blackbeard vs. Al Capone (109.5) [132, 87] 47. Tony Hawk vs. Wayne Gretsky (105.5) [125, 86] 46. Santa Claus vs. Moses (105) [177, 110, 28] 45. Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader #1 (104.5) [131, 78] 44. Artists vs. TMNT (101) [154, 48] 43. Alfred Hitchcock vs. Steven Spielberg (100.4) [168, 126, 84, 75, 49] 42. Stevie Wonder vs. Wonder Woman (100) [108, 92] 41. Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden (90.5) [93, 88] 40. Jacques Cousteau vs. Steve Irwin (89.5) [141, 38] 39. Billy Mays vs. Benjamin Franklin (89.33) [136, 102, 30] 38. The Joker vs. Pennywise (88) [119, 57] 36 (tie). Hannibal Lecter vs. Jack the Ripper (86.5) [90, 83] 36 (tie). Goku vs. Superman (86.5) [120, 53] 35. George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor [excluding Bill Cosby joke verse] (85.75) [121, 112, 101, 9] 34. NicePeter vs. EpicLLOYD #2 (84) [103, 65] 33. Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton (81.67) [129, 91, 25] 32. Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood (77.5) [134, 21] 31. Jeff Bezos vs. Mansa Musa (76.5) [140, 13] 30. Napoleon Bonaparte vs. Napoleon Dynamite (72.5) [105, 40] 29. Che Guevara vs. Guy Fawkes (72) [85, 59] 28. Isaac Newton vs. Bill Nye (71.67) [128, 73, 14] 27. Rasputin vs. Stalin (67.8) [111, 104, 63, 35, 26] 26. George Washington vs. William Wallace (66.5) [71, 62] 25. Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney (66) [138, 50, 10] 24. Lara Croft vs. Indiana Jones (62.5) [79, 46] 23. John Wick vs. John Rambo vs. John McClane (60.67) [122, 33, 27] 22. Albert Einstein vs. Steven Hawking (59) [113, 5] 20 (tie). Richard the Lionheart vs. Ragnar Lodbrok (58.5) [80, 37] 20 (tie). Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley (58.5) [115, 67, 29 23] 18 (tie). Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers (56.5) [68, 45] 18 (tie). Mother Teresa vs. Sigmund Freud (56.5) [97, 16] 17. Thomas Jefferson vs. Frederick Douglass (56) [60, 52] 16. Gordon Ramsay vs. Julia Child (54) [74, 34] 15. Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe (52) [82, 22] 14. Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader #3 (50.5) [100, 1] 13. Alexander the Great vs. Ivan the Terrible [excluding Pompey joke verse] (45.25) [117, 41, 15, 9] 12. Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong (44) [77, 11] 11. Godzilla vs. King Kong (43.5) [51, 36] 10. Mahatma Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King, Jr. (40.5) [42, 39] 9. Theodore Roosevelt vs. Winston Churchill (36) [70, 2] 8. Thanos vs. J. Robert Oppenheimer (34.5) [66, 3] 7. Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker (31.5) [32, 31] 5 (tie). Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali (31) [44, 18] 5 (tie). Adolf Hitler vs. Darth Vader #2 (31) [56, 6] 4. Henry Ford vs. Karl Marx (29.5) [55, 4] 3. Deadpool vs. Boba Fett (27.5) [43, 12] 2. Charles Darwin vs. Ash Ketchum (20.5) [24, 17] how tf is this up here and finally... 1. Eastern Philosophers vs. Western Philosophers (19.5) [20, 19] i did all of this except for the average calculations by hand in one sitting, it took like 6 hours. edit: changed formatting so individual rankings of rappers' best verses are shown edit 2: added extra disclaimer

Damn mythbusters and ghost busters THAT FAR DOWN???

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Rhett and Link never miss when they're in a rap 😂

You'll get it one day!

Imma need jelly for that delicious pb

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i smell a pb coming soon

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thing 1 and thing 2's verse deserve nothing more than dead last like what were they thinking with that

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pompey 210 is criminal

Donald Trump should have been number one bro....

Miley Cyrus is too underrated. "get that party turned up" and "get that body burned up" is a great bar. Everyone just hates on her cuz of what she did in real life.

You’re telling me you aren’t even going to rank “The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen, so I know how you must’ve felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein”???

Myth buster and vlad underatted af

The fact that the Luke Skywalker verse 1 and Harry Potter verse 2 went together was so perfect. The fact that they were ranked to sound like the original song

Joan Rivers in top 10 is so real

Im Adolf Hitler

Which one was this again?

Putting Connery's Bond lower than Frank Sinatra is criminal

You do know reshiram and zekrom

Too low on the list: Vlad the Impaler, George R.R.Martin, Stan Lee, Sean Connery, Bonnie and Clyde, Mythbusters, Ghostbusters, Robocop, Freddie Mercury, Daniel Craig, TMNT, Sherlock Holmes, Walt Disney, Pennywise, Ivan the Terrible, Jim Henson, Adolf Hitler (round 3), Too high on the list: Chuck Norris, Abraham Lincoln, Dumbledore, Macho Man, Oprah, Hulk, Mitt Romney, Pablo Picasso, Vader (battle 1), Abraham Lincoln (2016), BIll and Ted, Donald Trump (2013), Bruce Jenner, Richard Pryor, Santa Claus, Wonder Woman, Napoleon Dynamite, Ben Franklin, Beethoven, Master Chief, Joe Biden, Al Capone, Richard the Lionheart, Lance Armstrong, Bill Nye, Nice Peter (round 2), George Washington, Wolverine, Thomas Jefferson, Walter White, Vader (battle 2), Cat in the Hat, Frederick Douglas, Abraham Lincoln (2012), Bruce Banner, Lara Croft, Napoleon Bonaparte, Steve Irwin, Ragnar Lodbrok, Vladimir Lenin, Vince Offer, Moses, Mikhail Gorbachev, Charles Darwin, Ash Ketchum, Barack Obama, Joan Riverse, Albert Einstein All in all a great list, it definitely took you a lot of time to make this and i applaud you!

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Okay, Batman is NOT the worst actual verse in ERB, lets be real.

Ah, it must be from best to worst, since Pompey was the first!

underrated how long did this take to make

Locking in for Teddy, Voltaire, Joker and Indiana Jones

I disagree with most of the takes in this list, but I respect the time and effort put in this video, as well as your rankings. Some of those takes are still wild lol

pompey is number 1 how dare you

Sarah Palin was a little bit too low, but I get it but Dracula and Peter are way too low

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man that line "you look like a duck" hit different!!! how is batman not at 1!!! /j

Sean’s Bond being so low 😢🙏

Why is the sean connery verse so low?!

I don't agree with much of this, but thank you for not bothering with a "Pompey/Cosby best rapper" joke

1. Bill o riley’s 2nd verse was the best of the whole battle 2. Mythbusters 1st verse was better than the Ghostbusters

Kinda valid some wack choices but mostly good. Top 3 was solid fr. Mansa Musa, John McClaine, and Babe Ruth gotta be higher tho. John McClaine’s is killer

Putting karl marx at 4th is based😎

valid rankings no kizzy

Pompey’s verse was the best, not the worst.

underrated video this probably took a long time