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Chris Porter Comedy
Registrace 31. 05. 2017
Best known for his 3rd place appearance on season 4 of NBC's Last Comic Standing and his one-hour special 'Ugly & Angry' that was one of Netflix's top rated specials for three years, you may also know this Kansas City native from his very own Comedy Central Presents special, his comedy albums 'Lost & Alone' and 'Screaming From the Cosmos', his appearances on Tommy Chong's Comedy @ 420 on Showtime, the Arsenio Hall show, Comedy.TV, or your favorite local comedy club.
Chris Porter is a simple man in a complicated world where dudes send pictures of their genitalia to women and burgers have a backstory. Born and raised in Kansas City, Chris brings a true stand-up experience to his live shows. There are no sound cues, no puppets, and no catch phrases. Just gut wrenching laughter drawn from his own experience and observations.
Chris Porter is a simple man in a complicated world where dudes send pictures of their genitalia to women and burgers have a backstory. Born and raised in Kansas City, Chris brings a true stand-up experience to his live shows. There are no sound cues, no puppets, and no catch phrases. Just gut wrenching laughter drawn from his own experience and observations.
We all know those 4-H girls from high school…
We all know those 4-H girls from high school…
#standupcomedy #comedian #chrisporter #comedyshow #houstoncomedy #4h
Best known for his 3rd place appearance on season 4 of NBC's Last Comic Standing and his one-hour special 'Ugly & Angry' that was one of Netflix's top rated specials for three years, you may also know this Kansas City native from his very own Comedy Central Presents special, his comedy albums 'Lost & Alone' and 'Screaming From the Cosmos', his appearances on Tommy Chong's Comedy @ 420 on Showtime, the Arsenio Hall show, Comedy.TV, or your favorite local comedy club.
#standupcomedy #comedian #chrisporter #comedyshow #houstoncomedy #4h
Best known for his 3rd place appearance on season 4 of NBC's Last Comic Standing and his one-hour special 'Ugly & Angry' that was one of Netflix's top rated specials for three years, you may also know this Kansas City native from his very own Comedy Central Presents special, his comedy albums 'Lost & Alone' and 'Screaming From the Cosmos', his appearances on Tommy Chong's Comedy @ 420 on Showtime, the Arsenio Hall show, Comedy.TV, or your favorite local comedy club.
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My grandpa worked on my uncle’s Cadillac…
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My grandpa worked on my uncle’s Cadillac… A highlight from the shows this past weekend at @houstonimprov! Thanks for having me-it was a great weekend 🔥🎤 #standupcomedy #comedians #comedian #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #chrisporter #comedyshow #comedyshow #houstoncomedy Best known for his 3rd place appearance on season 4 of NBC's Last Comic Standing and his one-hour special 'Ugly & Angry' tha...
This might take the cake for the weirdest place I’ve done comedy 😬🎤
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This might take the cake for the weirdest place I’ve done comedy 😬🎤 #covid #standupcomedy #comedians #comedian #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #chrisporter #comedyshow #comedyshow Best known for his 3rd place appearance on season 4 of NBC's Last Comic Standing and his one-hour special 'Ugly & Angry' that was one of Netflix's top rated specials for three years, you may also know this Kansas City...
Men in their early 40s can’t even swallow Viagra to keep up 🤣
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Men in their early 40s can’t even swallow Viagra to keep up 🤣 #boofing #men #viagra #thisis40 #standupcomedy #comedians #comedian #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #chrisporter #comedyshow #comedyshow Best known for his 3rd place appearance on season 4 of NBC's Last Comic Standing and his one-hour special 'Ugly & Angry' that was one of Netflix's top rated specials for three years, you may also kn...
Who else was an eighth-grade late bloomer? 😩
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Who else was an eighth-grade late bloomer? 😩 #teenagers #standupcomedy #comedians #comedian #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #chrisporter #comedyshow #comedyshow Best known for his 3rd place appearance on season 4 of NBC's Last Comic Standing and his one-hour special 'Ugly & Angry' that was one of Netflix's top rated specials for three years, you may also know this Kansas City native from his ve...
Is anyone else anti-vegetables?
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Is anyone else anti-vegetables? See you tonight Illinois! Grab your tickets: linktr.ee/chrisportercomedy 🔥 #standupcomedy #comedians #comedian #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #chrisporter #comedyshow #comedyshow Best known for his 3rd place appearance on season 4 of NBC's Last Comic Standing and his one-hour special 'Ugly & Angry' that was one of Netflix's top rated specials for three years, yo...
I did a show for a 76 people...in a stadium that sat 15,000!!
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I did a show for a 76 people...in a stadium that sat 15,000!!
Another amazing weekend in the rarified air of the Bert Kreisher tour!
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Another amazing weekend in the rarified air of the Bert Kreisher tour!
You’re 12 years old you can pour a bowl of cereal…
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You’re 12 years old you can pour a bowl of cereal…
What it’s like being single in your 40s 🥸🫣
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What it’s like being single in your 40s 🥸🫣
Dating women in their 30s & OJ Simpson…
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Dating women in their 30s & OJ Simpson…
Your favorite Campfire Astronauts are in Kansas City tonight! 🔥🧑🚀
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Your favorite Campfire Astronauts are in Kansas City tonight! 🔥🧑🚀
Campfire Astronauts are going on tour!! 🔥👨🚀
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Campfire Astronauts are going on tour!! 🔥👨🚀
I’ve been cute for two phases of my life. Any guess when those were? 👀
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I’ve been cute for two phases of my life. Any guess when those were? 👀
Who else had to get themselves on the bus alone? 🙋
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Who else had to get themselves on the bus alone? 🙋
Single women my age come in two categories 😂
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Single women my age come in two categories 😂
Answering the world’s ’best’ questions 😂
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Answering the world’s ’best’ questions 😂
Ever had your woman tell you what side of the bed to sleep on? 😂
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Ever had your woman tell you what side of the bed to sleep on? 😂
Quick question… Do I get my "downstairs glow-up" before my next show? 😂
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Quick question… Do I get my "downstairs glow-up" before my next show? 😂
🚀✨ IT’S OFFICIAL! The Campfire Astronauts are going on tour!
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🚀✨ IT’S OFFICIAL! The Campfire Astronauts are going on tour!
Where are all my travel sports parents at? 😂🚗
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Where are all my travel sports parents at? 😂🚗
What's worse than watching the news? The news + Facebook. 📰✖️
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What's worse than watching the news? The news Facebook. 📰✖️
Ah, the mask of the privileged. Politics is important, could impact a lot. However, also maybe get friends who are interested in having fun, discussing politics and how to make everyone else lives a bit better.
Brought’n isn’t a word I am familiar with but I am 100% on board
This sammies got me chubbed up 🤣
This joke reminds me of Louis Black's character idky 😂
This was really good, growing up near 4-H 😂 keep it up man
“Handful of golf teams” - dude didn’t even bother to get his captions right
You didn't bother to actually make a username. Where's your content?
🤣🍻🤘
Much love from Atlanta, sir!
They taste like they grew in dirt and their taste is just like grass (as in lawns).
3 more years left can’t come no faster
I was turning the volume up on my phone wondering how I was missing it lol you’re hilarious!
Yoooo that was quite the range, I love it!
Eighth grade is blooming late? I didn't grow taller until 10th grade.
isnt chris that said id eat veggies but it tastes like they grew in the dirt?
Are you shitting me?
Love your work Sir…Fuck’n hilarious shit…come to WV/VA/MD area…I would love to see the live shit…
Haha “sometimes I get me” I get that brother lol
"That was a super good try" is something that teachers say to children out of compassion, but adults say out of aggression.
Love the material. Always hilarious. But! If the subtitles aren't right, don't post them on the video! It ruins half the jokes.
He looks like me, if I really didn't give a crap.. sometimes I don't!
I want to work one of your shows so damn bad, please come to the Criterion in OKC.
If you've ever met Any baseball player... A really good one, that pitched.. you probably know this guy
Solid work bud
Need you at the Criterion in OKC.
One of the best comedy specials ever. Thank you, Chris!
Thank you, Chris. One of the BEST comedy specials I've ever seen. Hope to see you live sometime!
As a parent who both loves and supports my child and also sometimes has plans, I relate to this possibly more than I should or maybe just the right amount.
it sucks this didn't show up to my feed until now, I would have come to see you!
Good shit!
Where can we find your older special? It used to be up here on YT, but I cant find it anymore. It's one of my favorite specials of all time. Youre most recent was also pretty darn good too, but I can find that one...
Fantastic job. Keep going bro
Good clip of what looked like a strong set well delivered... And pretty funny too! 😂 Subscribed.👍
Ya. Tight. This was funny af
This fella has been making me laugh for more years than I'd care to admit to.
Gotta love CZcams’s algorithm sometimes. This was really funny
Not good! almost walked out, opening act talk about David Lee Roth for 45min🤮
Never heard of this guy before. Pretty simple comedy, but it's effective. Good timing
When are you coming back to Portland?
This was such a good show! One of my favorite comedians, especially live. Sitting up front was awesome.
where has this guy been? i saw his netflix special a long time ago and i loved him
I really enjoy his comedic timing.
Loved this guy since his special Ugly and Angry. Seen him live twice
I hope his next line was, "I'm boycottin Apple..."
holy shit man that was funny
dryer than a 96 year old
If I boycotted all companies that underpay their workers I could probably only use 5% of the products I use... so yeah, boycotting is something you start and than forget a week later
I knew that bridge looked familiar
Oof, just soon enough
Thank you, Chris. Hope to see a live show soon.
I lost my shit at b dubs because I had an ex that worked there and she had her co workers call me up and say they were going to beat me up so I showed up 20 minutes later and told them to come beat me up. The didn’t do anything but I knocked over a bunch of drinks. And then my school sro interrogated me about it.
tell this to the severely autistic kid who got bullied everyday at my school and broke down every day or try having rumors spread about you and the teachers all being incapable of teaching one of my teachers just played good mythical morning the whole class and did random spice challenges he also gave me the hottest chip in the world without giving me anything to sign or my parents to sign point of this is sometimes the schools are shit
I'm sorry to say this but you have to be a troll, there's no damn way a teacher would make a class watch GMM instead of work and give you a ghost pepper chip to severely bully you 💀
@@reecerife7839 the fact you find this unbelievable and assume op is lying is why these kind of people who abuse students and especially children on the spectrum can go unpunished
@BionicDirector117 I'm a shit human online, what about it?
cringe@@BionicDirector117
@reecerife7839 this is maybe the most pathetic shit ive ever seen on the internet.