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The Non Essentials Podcast
United States
Registrace 26. 10. 2020
The Non Essentials Podcast exists to try to make you laugh and enjoy your life a little more. We scour the internet for funny, strange, and macabre stories that may have fallen under the larger headlines. Adam and Jake have operated Alkali Tattoo in Janesville for over 14 years and have perfected the art of bullshitting that we bring to you weekly. We also have Mrs. Wright frequently swing by and take us on a history trip and even hang out and play some games afterwards. So join us for some laughs and even walk away learning a few things thanks to Mrs. Wright.
TNEP Episode 142: Jesus’s Blanket wiping off Your New Skin Care
Olympic reminiscing brings back found memories Dancer and vaulters, Time runs different on the Moon? Apple stock has been a strong miss for a long time, A new skincare routine, and Jesus’s blanket gets examined.
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TNEP Episode 141: Saint Lizzo Piercing Trump's Ear on The I.S.S.
zhlédnutí 123Před měsícem
Lizzo space math, Teeth vision, New young saints from the church all sorts of good strange stuff happen this week. Oh and something happen in a rally as well somewhere. You probably haven't heard of it. We check in on Hauk Tuah girl before her fame dies and catch up on everything going on in the world on this episode of The Non Essentials Pocast
TNEP Episode 140: Tornado Hauk Tuah'd My Regrown Teeth
zhlédnutí 165Před 2 měsíci
Hauk Tuah has the internet in a headlock, Janesville was hit by a tornado, 2 old dudes are debating, and tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. Thanks for joining us and sending in stories to make this happy. The internet tell us to tell our listeners to share this with your friends but I say no. Keep it a cool kids club.
TNEP Episode 139: Fart Breath is Warming the Atlantic
zhlédnutí 127Před 3 měsíci
You listening to music driving to the negotiation? Maury would have trouble finding out someone isn't the mother to their own kids. Jake goes full tinfoil hat and Adam has a new form of birth control for men called.... well.... Adam. Plus tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. Consider supporting us on Patreon
TNEP Episode 138: Bunch of Misfits Painting Royalty
zhlédnutí 87Před 3 měsíci
Special Misfits themed episode of 138 in honor of the song "We are 138". Marriage, Brady's Netflix roast, That strange painting of the British king all solved and summed up nicely on this episode. Love listening? Check out the show on CZcams and like and subscribe and all that good stuff to help support this project for each and every one of you.
TNEP Episode 137A: Belle Boyd
zhlédnutí 63Před 4 měsíci
Rene returns bringing Adam, Jake, and our awesome listeners a story of confederate espionage perpetrated by a fiery youth during one of America's darkest periods. The civil war plunged our country's future into chaos and uncertainly. A southern girl named Belle Boyd found herself there pivotal in the way the war unfolded, and responsible for the way her life ended up. Rene navigates us through ...
TNEP Episode 137: Eclipse Fallout
zhlédnutí 138Před 4 měsíci
Jake finally cuts his hair to donate (special thanks to Marissa, check out the video on CZcams). Balls eclipse the actually eclipse, Cloud Seeding, OJ Simpson finally kicks the bucket, Ozempic babies, and tons more on this special episode. Also we have the return of Rene for Episode 137A coming out next week!
TNEP Episode 136:Boeing Down on Frozen Legs
zhlédnutí 55Před 5 měsíci
TNEP Episode 136:Boeing Down on Frozen Legs
TNEP Episode 135:Mike Tyson Leaves His Wife \nin Madagascar
zhlédnutí 102Před 5 měsíci
Adam is back from his trip abroad and Jake has a art expierience with the unhoused. Mike Tyson steps back into the ring. Rachel Dolezal reemerges , and Madgascar aims to set a tone on this episode of TNEP.
TNEP Episode 134: Taylor'd Bowl of Biden Brains Chips
zhlédnutí 66Před 6 měsíci
Happy Taylor Bowl who is not a syp op…..she isn’t. All sort of Super Bowl Banter to torture Adam with as well as Sexting legal updates. Vince McMahon’s life takes a WWE turn, Elon cooking up something new for election season plus tons more on this episode of TNEP.
TNEP clip: Episode 133 Dog Rescue
zhlédnutí 18Před 7 měsíci
A few episodes back we covered a story saying dogs could recieve old pacemakers from donor humans. Our listener T here in Wisco happens to be a coroner with over 200 pacemakers that now are on there way to Man's best friend. Everything has now been worth it.
TNEP Episode 133:Saving Dogs While A I Moves Swiftly Toward Stanley Cups
zhlédnutí 80Před 7 měsíci
Somehow drinking saved over 200 dogs! We are heroes! Actually no, our listeners are heroes helping place over 200 pacemakers to save dog’s lives. All joking aside we are pretty proud of this one and jump in the details during this episode. Also nitrogen was used for an execution for the first time in American history, Stanley cups continue the bizarre trend they have found themselves on. Doctor...
TNEP Episode 132: Handicap Accessible Secret Tunnels Under Epstein’s Island
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TNEP Episode 132: Handicap Accessible Secret Tunnels Under Epstein’s Island
Tnep Episode 131: Chewing The Fat On Pornhub's Yearly Insights
zhlédnutí 124Před 8 měsíci
Jake's favorite time of the year has come as we dive into all the stats that pornhub released. Turns out we are all maturing but not the way you would think, We comb through state's interests and revealing numbers. Plus learn about how car thieves are evolving as well. Thanks for joining us bringing 2023 to a close.
TNEP Episode 130: Shakespeare Breaking Hearts That Keep My Dog’s Pacemaker Warm
zhlédnutí 139Před 8 měsíci
TNEP Episode 130: Shakespeare Breaking Hearts That Keep My Dog’s Pacemaker Warm
TNEP Jake’s Dorky Viral Video on a Sunny Lane
zhlédnutí 46Před 9 měsíci
TNEP Jake’s Dorky Viral Video on a Sunny Lane
TNEP Episode 128: Spooky Italians Moms Giving Out Tricks
zhlédnutí 57Před 10 měsíci
TNEP Episode 128: Spooky Italians Moms Giving Out Tricks
TNEP Episode 127: Bigfoot Cooking Oysters Over a Colorado Campfire
zhlédnutí 100Před 10 měsíci
TNEP Episode 127: Bigfoot Cooking Oysters Over a Colorado Campfire
TNEP Episode 126: Illegal Mexican Aliens Testing I.Q.s On An IPhone 12
zhlédnutí 74Před 11 měsíci
TNEP Episode 126: Illegal Mexican Aliens Testing I.Q.s On An IPhone 12
TNEP Episode 125: Spanish Vomit Comet Walking on The Sun
zhlédnutí 145Před 11 měsíci
TNEP Episode 125: Spanish Vomit Comet Walking on The Sun
TNEP Episode 124: EPISODE 124: Lizzo Granting Wendy’s Wish \nfor A Wife Pleaser
zhlédnutí 94Před rokem
TNEP Episode 124: EPISODE 124: Lizzo Granting Wendy’s Wish for A Wife Pleaser
TNEP Episode 123: Pee Wee's Reservoir Dog Days of Adventure
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TNEP Episode 123: Pee Wee's Reservoir Dog Days of Adventure
TNEP Episode 122: Only Families Doing Shark Bumps Off Twitter's X
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TNEP Episode 122: Only Families Doing Shark Bumps Off Twitter's X
TNEP Episode 121: Lucky Mom Testing Afronauts For the Military
zhlédnutí 47Před rokem
TNEP Episode 121: Lucky Mom Testing Afronauts For the Military
TNEP Episode 120: Prison Karen Cornholing Gymnastic Doctors
zhlédnutí 86Před rokem
TNEP Episode 120: Prison Karen Cornholing Gymnastic Doctors
TNEP Episode 119: Flying Cars Down Seagull’s \nButter Popcorn Rizz
zhlédnutí 46Před rokem
TNEP Episode 119: Flying Cars Down Seagull’s Butter Popcorn Rizz
TNEP Episode 118: Aliens Eating Vegans While Hitler Coaches Third
zhlédnutí 56Před rokem
TNEP Episode 118: Aliens Eating Vegans While Hitler Coaches Third
TNEP: Episode 117: Peeing on Canadian Wildfires to Distract From UFOs
zhlédnutí 61Před rokem
TNEP: Episode 117: Peeing on Canadian Wildfires to Distract From UFOs
I had 2 taken out in the army... A tiny blonde captain literally climbed up on my chest and had them out in under 5 minutes... Got the other 2 out as a civy, took 5 hours of surgery... I'll let the army docs work on me anytime!
Ha, I think I remember you telling me that story. Ouch
So educational. "beef walk" lol
Looks like the podcast is making waves too 🌊 You got a CZcams warning for spreading misinformation about climate change
Ha! Nothing can hold the truth in
I have a signed painting of Jerry only playing the bass it’s huge I got it at a misfits concert in like 2012 at the house in blues in Anaheim D.I opened for them
That sounds awesome and fits this episode amazingly well
Another fun episode, welcome back Rene! I’ve missed the dynamic trio.
You and me both!
2 crocs 1 cup 😂😂😂
Adam was pretty happy with himself for that one
😂
BL challenge?
Bud light?
I want Jake to draw diarrhea streaks on my $1
Got you covered
Thanks for the shout out! Wish it was something other than swallowing cum tho... 😂😂😂
We can think of something
The in house audience's reactions to Adam's vulgar comment about Mom's squirting has brightened my entire week! Keep it up guys!
Doing the lord’s work here
I wouldn't mind being a featured guest on your first Only Fans vid...
I'll take my $1 as a discount on the next tattoo session
It’s a date
I'll be your podcast streaker!
No you are not allowed….. now we are all set
My new drinking game is to take a drink whenever Renee says "so, anyway..." 😂😂😂
haha
Jake needs to grow something of a beard back. He looks like Wayne's World in this.
Excellent, and I think he is currently got one going again
Suns out, guns out!
Buns out as well
omg has it really been 17 years since you guys opened?! I feel old.
I feel ya, I've had to tattoo people's children that I remember small running around the place
Metalica
Dave trying to dump on Andrew. You fucked up David. Everyone is to puss to call it.
The heck, this guy was my speech teacher-
He had mentioned he did that. You had a hilarious teacher
Gesundheit means god bless you in German Good luck to you Jared
This guy is brilliant!
Extremely
Amy Smart was in The Butterfly Effect. Elizabeth Banks was Effie in The Hunger Games. The mom in Brightburn, but close enough lol. The blonde chick from early 2000s movies lmao
I had completely forgot about Liz Smart 😂
Prison à vie pour Gwyneth Paltrow ! Justice divine ! 🙏Prison pour toutes ces élites sataniques qui se pensent au-dessus des lois de Dieu. ❤Gros soutien à ce brave vieux monsieur qui doit lutter contre les forces maléfiques de ces réseaux franc-maçonniques pédocriminels pour prouver son bon droit. Le bon peuple est avec vous vieux Monsieur et on a tous bien compris que son nom "Gwyneth Paltrow" quand il est prononcé alchimiquement dans le langage des oiseaux ça signifie "gouine et pas trop". Et oui, Gouine ! Gouine mais pas trop en plus ! Autrement dit : bisexuelle ! 🤮 Bisexuelle les zamis ! 🤮 Et oui ! Voilà bien là, une preuve incontestable, de plus, de sa perverse volonté d'afficher ses déviances de manière subliminale afin d'endoctriner et de pervertir la jeunesse innocente dans le but d'accomplir son agenda mondial d'élite luciférienne. 😈 Courage le zamis 🙏 Bientôt le retour d'une époque saine où le bon peuple pourra empaler au bout d'une pic ces élites mortifères. On verra si la "gouine mais pas trop" aura encore envie de faire du ski quand elle s'agitera, empalée par le fion au bout d'une pic en place publique. Ce jour béni, c'est avec un de ses bâtons de ski qu'il faudra l'empaler pour rendre justice à ce vieux monsieur ! J'oserais même aller plus loin : deux bâtons, deux orifices et hop, on la soulève ! ⛷️ Devant ses enfants et sa famille pour que son supplice publique leur serve d'avertissement divin ! 👨👩👧👧 Malgré tout, soyons chrétiens et prions pour elle 🙏 Prions pour le salut de son âme ainsi que pour celle de cet innocent bon monsieur : mathieu 17:4, Jean 3:8 et Habacuc 17:12. חֲבַקּוּק ! "Tu n'incisera point ton corps comme pour un mort" Lévitique 19:28 חֲבַקּוּק ! אֱלֹהִים ! ❤
Yep…. That’s a comment
my first time WATCHING the podcast instead of just listening... it makes it so much better to see you guys' facial and body expressions.
Ha, I am use to my face ruining photos and video
35:10 Penis koozie! I'm using that from now on when talking about condoms LMFAO
I wrote a standup joke today inadvertently. I want to run it past you, it's about wagering on cage fighting, which is my latest bad decision. So do you ever look at a fighter's ears, facial features and head shape and think, this guy has got to be at least a little inbred, he's gonna have retard strength for sure, and then you bet on him because of this presumption? I did. Turns out he was just Eastern European. (rim shot) - this is Fred
Krzysztof Jotko if you were wondering.
It would work but people will bristle at saying retard now a days. It feels like a comparison could be brought in. Almost like "same way you don't fight someone at a bar with cauliflower ear." Something like that. Then maybe brind it back around to this is why russia will lose to ukraine. They want to die more then they want to lose.
@@thenonessentialspodcast I'll change retard strength to special needs strength and instead of Eastern European I'll say "turns out he was just from Minnesota"
Thought the yall funny comment was exaggerating but damn yall are great saw you in my recommended so yall doin sum right
Thanks, that means a lot because we do put a good amount of effort into each show. Glad you like it. Next one should be out hopefully tomorrow
Y’all are funny man
Thanks, if you come across good stuff you wanna hear or would you rathers send it our way
@@thenonessentialspodcast yes
You are very welcome! Great episode!
2 girls 1 cup remake any day!
Yeah I stand by it. I'd probably do 2 cups
Slavery ended on December 18th, 1865
I hope you have your speedo on under that Adam
He said he did not
I feel like everyone is sleeping on that "Depends" dad joke. Top tier.
Jake was pretty proud of that one
this comment is for the algorithm.
Do it all for the algorithm
I saw sack. Makes me want to see more.
We can send pics
@@thenonessentialspodcast, lmfao! love the show
Love my guyssss Adam and Jake. Keep up the good work boys!
Thanks man! Gotta get together again soon and work some stuff out soon
It's a good show. *Safe boring comment suitable for all viewers*
Haha
Totally need more videos of Adam squirming and trying to concentrate 😂😂
Hahahaha!!! Fantastic content! Hahahaha!