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when are people gonig to learn sex isnt comedy.

I have not cringed this hard for a really long time

What the fuck did I just watch?

Males would race them in some sort of horserace in water…

Why the fcuk i keep paying for the internet man xD

4:19 "is it STIL painful to come"?? why is it painful in the first place ?? 💀💀💀

You must not have laughed very hard in a long time

this feels like a Jackbox mini game presentation

Imagine pooping lightening

You'll be able to feel it swarming ew

'The authors barely disguised fetish'

This is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!!

okay but why is no one talking about how having that worm wriggle up into your uterus would feel?

Y'know? Actually on board for the spworm. Wasnt initially, but once it was explained, it makes sense!

The spworm is literally a thing in that one game where you play god but you decide everything by getting prompts like “humans have super powers BUT they only activate during sex” and you press the button to be like “yeah that’s a good thing for humanity” I forget the name tho Also yes almost all the prompts are that unhinged

Man if only he knew what a Bose-Einstein condensate was…

Trust me this is the best KFC food ever

These people clearly haven't ever heard of "Sounding", it would just feel good while it comes out. 🤣

Actually, the smaller organisms are, the bigger their spermcells are. Some have them really huge, and in singular amounts. So this isn't just a sketch, this is reality.

I didnt find this funny

Dont forget when he discriminated against Izzy in Sam says for having an eartube.

Maybe 12 different moderate sized sperms, then the egg can choose one like in the Batchelorette.

Raunchy

I am sad because I am not dying laughing

He said it would come out and i thought of tequila worm kane from poltergeist.....

😂😂😂

... so how does it go out the dick hole?

4:22 Is ejaculating painful for a man?? What does he mean by “still”?

Breathing fire would be a way to expel plasma, but uhh, needless to say I think most ppl would have issues with having that ability if the couldn't control it perfectly.

So in this case, in the insemenation ward...do they store these sets of giant spworm in a test tube and display it like a market product?

My vote goes to spworm

So now, there it is... out into the ether of collective human consciousness.... floating along, disgusting some and intruiguing others, until I find out one person has the balls to write this as a version of alien copulation with the closest possible compatibility with humans in another AI-voiced "Humans Are Space Orcs" podcast.... 🙃

How is any of this funny? I’m serious, lol.

Issues with spworm: - insane spworm cramps - large size would cause difficulty with storage • Imagine if your balls started flailing around whenever you got an erection • Would it even be kept in balls?? • With its large size, it would take plenty of energy and materials to produce, so it would severely reduce the probability of a successful pregnancy - large size would make sex for men as painful as pregnancy is for women

i use to have the giant sperm conversation irl 😂

When I was 5, I thought a man would pass one of his entire balls (the "egg") through his dickhole into the woman's anus, which is how it would end up in her belly and hatch. I constantly worried about the day I'd have to have a baby because it would probably hurt like hell. No one taught me that, I just pieced it together by myself based on what I knew about the world. Yes I have mild autism

Ngl, I assume Erika is a power bottom.

1. He didn't go for "breathing fire". 2. Human ovum are 0.12mm, so "the size of a worm" is just to be big enough to find the ovum I guess, but otherwise it doesn't need to be that big? 3. See "Revisiting a medical case of "stinging" in the human oral cavity caused by ingestion of raw squid (Cephalopoda: Teuthida): New data on the functioning of squid's spermatophores"

“babe can you give me a facial” “Ok” *you know what that means, FISH*

Respect to the guy who said "Let him cook".

Imagine god pitching ideas about the universe to other people in the room 'Guys guys, it makes perfect sense'

I'M TRYING TO EAT 😭

I love this. I'm broke.

Trying hard to find how this was funny. Couldn't get a laugh out. Glad you enjoyed.

“It would feel good” Source: Trust me bro

The whole concept of sex is gross af but it feels good and everyone loves it. It would be the same with a spworm. That's what "it would feel good" means here

if you laughed at this, you’re most likely a woman

Hear me out fellas This is basically bullet control but with sperm. P.S. sorry for putting in your head the image of comparing human ejaculated to a firearm ammunition rounds.

How would we fish out the spwrom with mitten hands 😂?

Nah cuz that would make each backshot a backworm ☠️☠️☠️☠️ -