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I was a River Guide in the North Carolina Mountains for 9 seasons! It’s true! The safety talk reminds you that if you fall out of the boat, you need to be a part of your own rescue! My crew is a family of 6; Mom and Dad, Grandpa and Grandma, and 2 teen age boys. A “Black” Family! More than half thru the trip, I bounce off a boulder, I now have 3 swimmer! Dad, one teenager, and Grandma! Dad and the boy, are staying near the boat, for me to rescue! Grandma is floating down the river with her face down! Knocked out, unconscious??? I start to blow my rescue whistle to alert other boats that there is a “swimmer”! 20-30 seconds go by, another boat reaches Grandma, face down, they grab her, she lifts her head and says, “Praise Jesus”!😂😂😂

I don't go anywhere or get on anything that has instructions that have included that you might die.

I haven’t seen much of Kevin Hart and didn’t know he was such a funny story teller! This is as funny!!!

Not. Funny. At. All

Few comedians I enjoy in this 2024. Kevin is funny, funny, FUNNY!!!!!

Absolutely hilarious 😂😂

"Look who made herself a swimmer"😂

Is no one going to ask what happened to his son?!?

Lol 🤣🤣

I wish i lived in a world where racism was not a thing because this is the humour and laughs we all miss in life laughing at ourselves and each other because all our ethnicities do certain things i have about 7 different raises in my family and our banter is great!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

0:35 Bargatze??

"professional white people"😂😂😂😂

APRIL 2024… STILL JUST AS FUNNY 13 YRS. LATER…

Mam, this was the truth when I was going through high school...🤔

Hell hole got ya haha

I apologize but you are not funny sir!!

Oh the tv show being shut off during dinner is multiracial

Heard on Bones. Also found new favorites on Elementary !!!!!

Bacically blacks are cowards as they are proud to tell you all the stuff white people do that they won't. No wonder we don't win wars anymore

He should know he’s white watered down 😂😂

Man you know they had to tie his azz to the raft so he would fall out going out

Awesome comedian. Love your views 😂

He's not lying 😂. I went rafting and all the rules made me nervous as hell. It was so much fun though

Nos you gotta sit there with tha “I just ate ass” face

That boi cold smooth

😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😢😢😢😂😂😂

oeh

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His Muslim home boy was so scared he went back to his default setting of Christianity!🤣🤣🤣

2:22. This part here is sorta funny to me because he bobs his head with the joke,😜

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I have also rafted with Lance on same river. I have also fallen out of the raft and also call God help me....😮. Love this story, and you. FYI I watch fatherhood last night it was great. Happy Fathers day

"Eating dinner with my family with the tv off" Lmao

1:51

Fuck Israel free Palestine

Jesus is real!!!!! Ha, OMG I'm shouting for joy lol. 😂🥲 His name means Hero.

Love the way he dramatizes his stories, while keeping them rooted in the real relatable stuff.

“ I saved myself I didn’t give af about no body .. my wife .. NOOOO BODY ” 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

How do I try out

Glad this video is here, because for whatever reason, Netflix cut this from their version. I saw this when it originally dropped, so I was shocked that it was missing!

I hope you are doing okay

Thereee ya gooo

so i just did those rapids and the girl that was our guide told us to watch this. as someone who has been there i want to correct something and add something. Hell Hole isnt a waterfall, its a rapid that creates a wave that you go off of but it does kind of feel like a drop in his defence. the reason his friend got sucked under is because right after Hell Hole is the deepest part of the channel and there is an underwater “elevator” that sucks you under and spits you out ab 15 ft away, 30 feet deep, and in about 10 seconds

I love him so much 😂❤️

"theres park Rangers and they Will fire " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🧔🏾😂😂🤣

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Where can I find the show he did this for?

Nastey

To be fair Jesus is in the koran too

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