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It was okay...right up until you fucked with Tali and made her swing.

They could've put more variety in the crewmate's responses. You know, make their reactions fit their personality better.

As jaded as javik is and as much of he thinks his species and leadership was right. He conceded the fact that his cycle having forced everything to conform to one doctrine was probablt whar heleped in THEIR defeat.

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED

Is it just what Google is recommending me or do the majority of people play as female Shepard?

wouldnt garrus, liara and wrex be alive and around during the 1st contact war liara would be 80, hell garrus prolly fought the alliance

Javik must've really hate salarians.

Javik, Tali and Garrus are the best

A clone

Everybody: very profesional Tali: fuck you bi-at-ch

i utterly despise this character and always want her to pay for fooling my Shepard

I wonder, for Liara's line about a biotic field to open the hatch, what happens if you bring teammates other than Liara and if neither of them have biotic powers?

Javik is like that 'Nam vet grandpa that complains about "back in my day..."

Shot of Garrus is the best one.Warning shot yeah! 😅

is it me or Brook's face looks extremely off?

Wrex and the Virmire survivor tend to be the one to complain about not getting picked in my playthroughs. And I'm like: "Wrex, I had to use a mod so I could take you with me on Tuchanka when Cerberus took over that old military installation on top of me picking you for the archives. And Ashley/Kaidan, you spent the entirety of the Genophage Arc in the hospital. You don't get to complain."

thx for doing this , you legend

You forgot to include what happens if Shepard had a fling with Jack but no romance.

At the start of the video, Shepard will say "unacceptable" instead of " that's creepy" if you choose renegade option when interract with the clone

Aria ......

The Quarians are completely unsympathetic. It speaks volumes that the first thing the Geth do with true intelligence is sacrifice themselves to protect the rest, and the Quarians wipe out the Geth without an ounce of regret.

What about Kaiden?

Clone: I would've picked the other one on Virmire. Ashley-something Ashley: I'm standing right here!

How can both Ashley and Kaidan be alive?

EDI, yes you are a Cerberus project. And remember when Joker unshackled you, you took a robot girl's body, got loose and started killing all their guys?

I don't get it. In my previous playthroughs I did get the companion banter with JAck. This time I brought Garrus and EDI, but zero reaction. I only had theor conversation with Shep. Could it be because of romance with Jack in ME2 ? I'm confused.

Wonder what the order for preference is with these lines. Obviously you need Wrex by himself in order to play some of the dialogue

I don’t understand what she was thinking. How did she plan to escape from the Normandy?

I´m in desperate need of a COMMANDA Compilation now

3:32 when I first saw every new reaper unit in ME3

lmao I love how everyone shoots from the hip EXCEPT FOR GARRUS who gets down to a knee and uses his scope to snipe someone less than 10ft away, because Garrus has a preference

She was always my favorite character from the very first game I was infatuated with the matriarch the very first time I thought she would have made a much better than Sharon even had corrupted Shepherd over to the reaper faction that would have been interesting to see however I am disheartened they edited her the same way they did Miranda altering her initial cutscene during Eden Prime to take the camera off her assets as it were for the moment to cater to the wokeism as it stands it doesn't alter the rest of the game but it does show that they had a problem with observation rather than the partial nude scenes in the game it just makes me shake my head at these developers these days altering art and trying to revise historical video games

From Carth Onasi to Kaidan, the man doesn’t miss. Also, “Not at this range I won’t” goes dumb hard for no reason

Thx for the effort to make this video

Devils advocates

When Clone Shepard insults the crewmates, she should have mentioned something about sleeping with the ones you romanced. I don't know if Bioware practiced restraint or good judgement by not having romanced characters say something about having two Shepards.

wait Ashly and Kaiden?! 3:09

I didn't like her from the moment I met her, and once she betrayed me I wanted to personally kill her, and once she taunted me about how I would miss her I was spamming my renegade trigger hoping I'd kill her. I was not disappointed.

1:13 Tali was right

That toothbrush is a copy right she going to get sued

Where is “That was for Miranda you son of a bitch!”

Well, Shepard's certainly not having trouble being friendly with Asari.

How the heck are Ashley and Kaidan together in the backseat?

I know we're her for the Yahg dialogue, but at 1:21, the salarian holding the gun following Wrex almost made me spit out my food. That's a: Try something you mf, I'm not dropping my guard on you. And I'm sure Wrex is honored by the situation.

4:27 Objectively correct choice.

Clone: "I'm Commander Shepard. I never hide." Legion: "Visual sensor error; rebooting optic feed." Shepard: "Where did you come from?" Clone: "The same DNA as you." Legion: "A duplicate body; some species also use the term 'Clone'." Clone: "The Illusive Man abandoned me when he had what he wanted. You." Legion: "We do not see why you have been attempting to kill Shepard-Commander and her crew." Clone: "Like you, Legion. You're nothing but a glorified coffee machine." Legion: "Irrelevant; You are a facsimile of the original Shepard; Quality and similarity margins point to 10.5%, rounded up."

Liara is having an internal battle between the half of her brain saying “we need to save the Normandy 😠” and the other half saying “please keep kissing 🥺”

I really hate Ashley

Were all of those just practice lines that Seth was doing for Joker to warm up? Aside from the one with the…extra voice I mean.

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