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Damn wish I had enough money to have Kim as a Trad. wife.

Love how Kim didn't let Sarah off the hook about Nicki!! Kim's a real one and the best!👸🏽

Kim: oh which one of the dancing 🐒s is nikki married to?

Whoops again, myiat sincere apologies for all of this, no shows sitcoms etc for me showing up to anything of sw's or anyone connected to her ever. If I cross paths with sw etc as stated above, (caps are aggressive I know but the following is important): IT WILL BE BY ACCIDENT AND I WILL GO UP TO THAT PERSON/PEOPLE AND SAY "THIS WAS BY ..ACCIDENT MY MOST SINCERE APOLOGIES AGAIN FOR ALL OF THAT, IM LEAVING NOW" AND I WILL LEAVE THEN Signed, Noam Routtenberg my real name, all this manifesting etc talk was silly bullshitting

I'm back...the super manifested that was a joke about the no shows etc...btw...I pause dramatically, sw does hand circling feature, and says F...U...I smile and to her etc; I Do sw yeah yeah yeah we "know" Me serious. Pause Pause Pause 10 more pauses. Her ok ok ok ok NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOrheyholdearsniwthatisaloudmyearsdonthietatallbutthatisaloidSWKCTHBRJREMUPUPUPANDUPTOALLIMRHEMULTIUNIVERSEWKWKWKWMWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKQKQKWKWKKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKKWKWKKWKWKKWKWWKWKKWTIMEAPACEETCWKWKWKWKWKKWKWKWKWKKWMWMMWMMWMWMWKWMWBOPJBALCAPONEKJUHITLERGANGASKAHNALEXTHEGREATWKWKWKWKKWKWKWKWKWKOHNOUDONTGETTOKNOWRHATOBERLINCHICKSHEUNBITTONSSHIRTONEONAMDONANRHONYFUHHHHHHHHKINFJIZZLENECKYEAHYOITOIGHGUY9OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHIMBITHEBSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASWCLEANINGOUTEARSSORRYDISNTCATCHTHA--AAAAAASWBLOWNBACKHARMLESSYAAAAAAARM AS IN MO HARM FROM ME AS A SUPER MANIFESTER EYC EYC WTC ETC OBERLIN CHICK FOING TO NEXT

Signed, Noam Routtenberg my real name this has all been silly bullshit stuff and Ihat will be my position on this always

No show sitcoms etc ever for me for sw etc anyone connected to her my most sincere apologies. I will post a full version if this if necessary soon.

So yeah, can't change i to I on u be beggin to kiss me, why? Sh3 nods, cuz I this is to her cu I said lips mocking and I got all fake scared face google gonna get ma---NO! mocking cuz it's not cool to refer to a bs pls in a post maybe so yeah even tho I 100s percent het, her nodding head that's like a thing to fuck myself up noddinfnhead bigger and that's sw faster that is no truth bit her rabbit face mocking smiling that no no no that u mfrs she's circling hand can say yeah but mistakes, her I know I know I know I'm joking, u r all het and u know that's a pretty whatever way to literally put yourself rain drop on right forefinger sw you're het typed EM but not with sw but both saying it but they don't know the other is there or saying you hey and youDISNT PUT I INSTEAD OF U BECAUSE OF BEING YOU KNOW YOU PIT IT BECAUSE OF THE curse ur well there's still, sand mocking a little u don't EVEN HAVE TO DO THAT ..HER GETTING UP TURNS AROUND BEFORE SHE LEAVES ..AT ALL. Takes a breath...exits poos head in want me to lick u pick u up anything at the--- no shows ever Signed, bcn Noam Routtenberg that's my real name this has all been silly bullshit talk

Interesting...forgot to keep share to email myself and guess what that's to sw sw head jerks forward what? All the posts where EM tells br and jr to chill out to 100% wk...didn't...sw circling hand like Come on laughing a little...post isn't sarcastic 80s word that interesting sw it is with rabbit face well now I'm posting Alllll them like this arm shoulder little little little pop EM looks up from over Tesla hood working on car seriously, chill out nothing from us yeah u r .1% of Tesla and u "gettin' paid" (Rhianna "Bitch Better Have My Money" starts playing from random Spotify list fuck pay me what u want, I know u fucked with stock a liiiiiitle ok ok, picking out some newly invented wires, but that's done point made, u won't take my money for the .1% but I get it me to sw dere, little pop EM screaming at me REALLY! SCREAMS AT BR, JR HESTIRINF AT ME NUUUUUUUUTHING!!!!!! They both nod from laptop and boulder respectively like how much more do we need to nod to EM for u him pointing to me EM about to go back work to put in newly invented wires into Tesla he's working on me Ok...breathing deeply in and out regular speed I look at sw ok, they fade away .. And the other post that for some reason didn't post was me cue ing xcx pitchfork 2019 Fuh king continance...that she is singing blame it on your love that's her not that audience and that actually that Is, a performance 10k years in the actual future, as well? No fuck it can't explain that, and it's a whole thing babe...the crowd knows I go to these shows there's a super manifested (me), nobody knows of course, I'm with some of my peeps up and out a bit for sure I'm a giant humans can be giants and she is the size of tg parade thing just her actually up in the air quite a bit and crowd knows and loooves this shit they 1000s go up in the air around her in this perfect egg type shape it expand and moves they float around like this Fuhking awesome like fun and she sings and they come in like the crowd does around her yeah laser light shit and other stuff floating around a big tv screen floating around it's safe with a really friendly fun new character or celebrity simulated computer made face guy with geometric eyes and a face that's like, hey everyone so during the song people are like who's that and he's just like I'm here! Smiling so itsbthe show but it is the introduction of this really cool celebrity fun smiley face guy no he's not teapped in the tv cuz guess what he's like don't be scared for me that I'm trapped in to sw this is not stoner shit I can't you are Such...an idiot out of my head gestures no shows u so fine btw, he's like THIS IS THE REAL FUTURE turn to SB customers to side that's I "love" this girl, nothing...so he's like to the crowd I'm gonna be like not just in the tv...everyone in egg looks up and over at him big expanding smiles.in little awe and just really like wow now this is Joy...cool, guy, little guy, it's gonna be a thing, and he moves out of the tv into the air, crowd noise I point finger up xcx is watching, smiling, a little, like, in British accent, can I do my show? Smiley guy goes to her, yeah everyone, and then Charlie XCX!!". and the crowd goes nuts and it's on with the show, and they NO, ITS NOT ME YOU DUMB THATS TO SW how do I ..I stop ..at that post post Oscars party, I be, looking at sw with baoa I be, she bee Alll stopped damn u can f....ok I chill...ok...ok...I look to that scene, ok...w...tf...sw back to the song cigarette read it all no edits no more posts maybe a second cigarette and That's it, straddling me points Friends...u so want to be in a Friends...foh..show...looks at me...I could do that coy....Oscar looks out dreamily, Friends type show...looks me on my...lis...she looks at me...thass right no no no attipper rules i put hands away from hips...u on My list, not theborher way around...but Friends too? Lookin at her hips, shit, whispery, I get the hips I get the lips...I b beggin to kiss me...post anyway people look up sw that's been done before me thwbpist anyway thing I just wrote little pop fuhkin google man google u fucked with our stock a liiiiiiiiiiiithisonegoesonfoeawhileiiiitle so we cool, wait wait I be doing shit for the googlea bs? That is a sweet ride of mine yeah g says, sw still straddling but on her phone hot girl style, ur not taking our money I just pointing to aweeet ride gettin' paid no shows sw gets off me and walks away gets out some Molly (fictional) what a day...

Cue same video Out of My Head she only got one i smile laugh that is a slight lean over to the right and breathe in paused at 60% inhalation

Fuck dat they aint eever gonna ride up to my shit sw smiling at me, youll be fine im fine for sure oh Helll no her just stop No shows, baby...ever baby sw wait what... ... he dont want my kid? Me calm, real iss all thumbs up.. .. .. .. these people....

I looks out

I dont have to lay low mfrs...me.rabbit face i look around i cough now thats honesty, foh sho i look at manifesting meter...hm...sw come on be a man...a manifesting man...what this b think im an idiot, they po po aint eeever honna come up to my shit, done, manifested.

Size of egg audience expands moves etc do i have to eeverything yes i do loking at sw eating popcorn watching fitjee scene so fh me fake cryimg a little i just wanna get through the whole song camel.crush continuance lay low for a bit then itll be delayed il see it on site done manifested sw laughing yeah for sure me to her no... ... ... I manifested this b know i guhnuh three timesnto hey last u hittin i instead but ahe like, no...she care, theee time hit i instead of e i laugh, those ns...looking at my car now thass a sweet ride, manifested...i smoke a second one amd listen watch whole song

You gotta be then the crowd singing along with her what that looks like iss foh real why do i give a FUCK to say that fricim curse thats thats, now now person hands me key fab this is yours they walk away i know

Not ameba geometric egg whatever shape crowd thousand two thousand people? around her rising

Hit post anyway by accident dear CZcams my bad for real

Espom salt in the shower make a paste on your body and let it sit for a min or two!

Didn't totally...i think...oh Hellll no that mfr knows some I mock scaary mfrs...sw mocking rabbit face i bet

eeeevry to eeeever

loon to look

neeeeeever to eeeeeever

Off up whatever, no, not whatever

too one great simp was sw laughing long then switching

Cue Ayo and Teo's "Rolex'

They be trying to prove to me shit now smiling lookin to side in cloudy studio oh Helll no

That dude is insecure as fuckz they look at me in the studio

The curse...I'M doing just chill y'all Cue Big Sean etc "I Don't Fuck With You", 88% me

Eastside again, clouds

No shows that's it

I smile

You can do it

sw up on Dolby stage holding up Oscar after end of speech

Cue Eastside with Halsey etc looking at clouds

I take that away

That .that ..is "all in my head", as they say

Oh it's firework show

I'm...Much..bigger

Whatever the fuck it's like they're trying NOT to win the Ah-scuz

Jeremiah, 50 Cent -- Put It Down On My -- me 18%. thass some club shit pan full club

Cue xcx...365 Judge wants to see me tomorrow, baby. sw Helll no. me (gettin out phone). That's what motion...(I look at her) Of comtinuants are for. Cue xcx...B2b No shows, still post. pause pause (rabbit face) Baby steps, baby (I bounce on the ones and threes wait what...oh) Cue xcx...360. I did 82% dang sw bigger laugh that's right baby she dances in chair a little No shows, baby sw I want to see him over there on the roof, doing his thing me over there? sw you should get to the continu-ance, baby Hand me a beer sw oh Helll no xcx .The girl, so confusing version with Lorde me 8% me... pause (me shaking my head, top one) Lorde... ...pause... Very different confusing for those two, not at all (me smiling) Oh I deefinitely am going down to that country judge, deeefinitely... ...pause... No no no leanin in I ain't scared of doin the time (dwus, baby, her ohh, like isn't that cute). If I were to go, it's pretty fn ez (I look at a car outside with the window down) Oh Hellll no he gonna gta for me, ok Noam relax... It's manifested, ai mean (looking at car) I ain't going down there, manifested, what're u doing later? her driving my car, to my show me leaning back, that's cool. Me too bad I can't come. Her And your not talking about your latest ED problem me third crew out (they switch). Oh Helll no. Her (re crew switch). Oh Helll no JIMMY KIMMEL (serious) Have you been having ED problems? (I lean back, looking at her). Helll no (I smile at her sweetly, small, lean head, too one sw great simp, btw, serious we r not friends To JIMMY KIMMEL She, wants to be Cue xcx...Break the Rules...that's my girl 99.9999999999999wtf999999whudidnrijustdoallofittheywouldnrletme9999999888889% sw slightly winded whoah (sp?). I have to go. (looks at me before she leaves). Second crew in...out? I grab her and push her against the wall (security comes in but waits) Me it's ok third crew out (they never switch Holding her against wall) wtf (I look at her) that sweet p just fucked me off a sec, what...The/Fuck...are you doing, don't neeeeeever say a crew switch again I loon around at three crews, cast waiting around, etc) eeevery. I look into distance eever sw (still being held by me). 1000 yard stare? (flirty) I won't ever do that again (Various scattered crew and cast voices). [yeah wrapping this up, continuants time, until the manifesting kicks in to wipe out the whole thing]. We won't ever call a crew switch Me annnnd "Stop"...that's it for today, (people start scattering, leaving, packing, whatever bi-ch) Bobcat Goldwaith doesn't own that shit. That's sucked, btw. JIMMY KIMMEL (as we do post-scene). I understand, wait ..there's no crew. Me yeah, wtf are you doing? cue pulp.fiction -- Sam Jackson monologue in restaurant to that fucked up British dude --- fif,four,fif,four, (Tarrinto looking at me mockingly but he knows he can't say anything) fuck it, 14 to 15 (I look at him serious). Per-cent, fuck that corporate suck up shit, but my 14-15% wo/ant dat, sw tries d../tat's right. I look at her that's some white girl shit, I get all... No shoes I mean no shows...it's warm out today...flip flops sw grimace me oh I keep that shit clean, baby Cue the song with the whistle that moves along she knows that one her I do. Buhah, b'bah bah bah bah bah bah bah, buhah b'(instart laughing) bah bah oh don't say some women will reeally like him, woman? I show her my phone blowing up, oh I think (I can't explain the type of mocking voice and face) some woman will, duz...woman? (I scroll phone big arm hand motion) Woman, woman, increasing speed Cue G-Eazy "No Limit" Her it'll be ok, she'll do the contin, stops, why did I say she, me because I manifested me knowing it gonna be a lady judge and then I let I know that and, it's fine it's just that sw she smiles ok...it'll be fine, don't w--i cut her off I know it's gonna be fine, just cuz they picked me up last time and dragged my ass down to their country jail for 5 days, see...let/mme explain how this super manifesting works, they picked me up, I said Hellllll no, and that was that, YEAH, it never was fucking in the sec of state computer to begin with come ere baby, she's all it's like Good Fellas... I gotta go write legal style...no, it is funny she's all actually it's kind of serious a little bit, no it's not you're, I look up JIMMY KIMMEL comes back in, when you are saving 19% of the muh-thuh-fuh-kin environment, sw gets all...oh like I'm her man, mocking wait what? No shows...ever Signed, bcn (so hard to press n instead of m, no, three times and I don't have fat fingers or fucked up brain wk shit) Noam Routtenberg Cue (for them, I took myself me out of my perfect well I mean, when...I ..was ..NINE! But, as in Now...now...now...I AM that's bold returning to the "moment" when I did that...because there's a little league game I was on my way to, for real, and I'm on my way to be in the MLB, NFL, and N...muh thuh fuh kin u pit your dirty coffee mug down bitch that's right...B...A.... Cue G-Eazy No Limit extended video, as shown on Google's website and applications, called CZcams

I forget these ladies are my age and feel like im watching a early 20’s girls pod 😂❤

Mentioning Torn by Natalie Imbruglia is becoming the new bzz bzz 😂

Never stop the pod

Tony Hinchcliffe needs to write a Kim-centric roast for Sara to randomly drop one episode. Kim won't stop until she's humbled, and Sara just doesn't have the killer instinct

How does this show keep getting better every time I watch?! Seriously, this has been great from the beginning, but what this has become is absolute podcast perfection. The soundboard is RAD. The chemistry is strong. I appreciate show very much. Thanks, Hunnays.

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