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Thijs Derks
Registrace 18. 01. 2007
Drieks - M.M.
I wrote this as an homage to one of the greatest lyricists in history.
Lyrics:
Please stand up for Marshall Mathers.
Been three decades and his bars still matter.
Almost 50 fat cakes so hold the cheddar.
These wraps ain’t vegan, lemme hide the leather.
The shine is real, put on shades with weight.
No slim-rimmed rays. Block out all the hate.
No braids were meant to meet my fears,
but they seem so full of shit-ney Spears.
Sorry, I meant full like brassieres.
Like when I wear them.
So I guess emptier
than a trailer park’s worth reserve of beer.
Can I open a can of opened rears?
Ahem, testing, attention please.
Can someone call me a D.O.C?
My M.I.C has enhanced my sneeze.
Now this powering clout is all I see.
Getting mad broke over a limp-dick brag joke,
no riches to pave my own damn way.
Letting fat ropes drip over a fat ho’s backbones,
take dad jokes over a joke-for-a-dad any day.
My mom is my biggest fan…
Just as much as God is my bigot-Stan.
Everybody is my only friend.
Oh well, here we go again…
Receiving fan letters that rate my past hate and passed trials,
i’d rather crawl through broken glass with my dick out for 8 miles.
Hailie! Does the family still hate me?
If not, maybe I can try harder so they will
cause lately I’ve been feeling too comfortable
in the midst of all so I took my ball in hope to enrage them all.
I know, it looks like my hair’s gone gray. See?
I like to tackle myself in a mosh-pit.
Have to find a place to deposit all this rage.
Guess I’m filling up my closet.
Pass me 40’s till I’m passed out on the stage.
I pass more liquid than a faucet.
I’m an analytic cryptic. Hardly worth your time de-cyphering.
Your bets are nitpicked.
Y’all real ape fools coming after me marching.
These doggs are jealous cause they hear that I’m bar-king.
I found myself like you haven’t in music.
Astound myself like you have through abusing
yourself by copping a round of your choosing
while losing count of records like Bruce Spring
steen so lean and clean on coverall schemes.
But barely afraid of covered up fiends.
I mean to…
be nice.
I tend to…
be not.
By a lot.
It seems I got,
a problem.
For which I not
care a lot.
Honestly I’d also rather be fond of me but
modesty has logically prevented me.
As you can all see…
I’m a prodigy that was never meant to be.
Lyrics:
Please stand up for Marshall Mathers.
Been three decades and his bars still matter.
Almost 50 fat cakes so hold the cheddar.
These wraps ain’t vegan, lemme hide the leather.
The shine is real, put on shades with weight.
No slim-rimmed rays. Block out all the hate.
No braids were meant to meet my fears,
but they seem so full of shit-ney Spears.
Sorry, I meant full like brassieres.
Like when I wear them.
So I guess emptier
than a trailer park’s worth reserve of beer.
Can I open a can of opened rears?
Ahem, testing, attention please.
Can someone call me a D.O.C?
My M.I.C has enhanced my sneeze.
Now this powering clout is all I see.
Getting mad broke over a limp-dick brag joke,
no riches to pave my own damn way.
Letting fat ropes drip over a fat ho’s backbones,
take dad jokes over a joke-for-a-dad any day.
My mom is my biggest fan…
Just as much as God is my bigot-Stan.
Everybody is my only friend.
Oh well, here we go again…
Receiving fan letters that rate my past hate and passed trials,
i’d rather crawl through broken glass with my dick out for 8 miles.
Hailie! Does the family still hate me?
If not, maybe I can try harder so they will
cause lately I’ve been feeling too comfortable
in the midst of all so I took my ball in hope to enrage them all.
I know, it looks like my hair’s gone gray. See?
I like to tackle myself in a mosh-pit.
Have to find a place to deposit all this rage.
Guess I’m filling up my closet.
Pass me 40’s till I’m passed out on the stage.
I pass more liquid than a faucet.
I’m an analytic cryptic. Hardly worth your time de-cyphering.
Your bets are nitpicked.
Y’all real ape fools coming after me marching.
These doggs are jealous cause they hear that I’m bar-king.
I found myself like you haven’t in music.
Astound myself like you have through abusing
yourself by copping a round of your choosing
while losing count of records like Bruce Spring
steen so lean and clean on coverall schemes.
But barely afraid of covered up fiends.
I mean to…
be nice.
I tend to…
be not.
By a lot.
It seems I got,
a problem.
For which I not
care a lot.
Honestly I’d also rather be fond of me but
modesty has logically prevented me.
As you can all see…
I’m a prodigy that was never meant to be.
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Steve Moore é único no mundo, em todos os tempos. Esse estilo onde ele diverte o público e não perde uma batida é muito show.
Show !!!!
nice
Kkkk faz parecer tocar bateria facil kkk o cara toca muito
You’re gonna throw your shoulder out of the socket
So high😅
Gua kesini gara-gara konten orang cok 😂
Eis que surge para o mundo, de uma apresentação simples ao ar livre, um gigante e um dos maiores bateras da atualidade... Steve Moore. 🤟
You can hear people laughing in the crowd lol
Warga +62 ngumpul sini yakk yg ngakak karna ini 😂
Van Morrison 🎉🎉🎉
Tolong
Here for the 1000th time 😂😂😂😂😂
Kerennn tempo nya tetap terjaga meskipun bergaya macem2 🙌
Its a big entertainer, ❤😂😂😂😂love Steave . Its like you put Hamilton to drive a tank😂😂😂😂
The most happy drummer ever 😂😂😂😂😂
Gw kesni karena liat di Ig drummer nya so funny 😅😅😅
Pemain drum nya sangat lucu dan hebat , tapi dia seperti nya kena tegur pemain gitar karena angkat kaki 😅😅
Menyala abangkuh🔥🔥🔥😂👍
Yiiihhaaa wooww🎉🎉
Musiknya enak juga wkwk
Gosh i love 😂❤all he does
He's like a real life Animal Muppet
Moon the Loon be watching this without seeing anything wrong with the drummer .... Keith moon spent his entire drumming career playing like this .. but was and prob still is best drummer in world
Absolutely love that drummer. The only man who can actually make a drum kit talk 😅😂😂 good mam Steve
This guy should be the drummer of Lenny Kravitz
When you're over qualified for the job
Isn't he that drummer from the Office episode when they play a gig in the warehouse with Robert California? 😂
Can imagine Chandler would do that😂😂
Somebody stop this drummer, he was born not to play drums😃
what song is this
Mad Sam never Died, he just joined a garage band
perfect steve, like you😜😜
Yang kesini gara2 liat d facebook angkat tangan hahahahaha
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The name of the song ??
The lead singer is awful
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I was here because of The Office Season 8 episode 7
Mediocre song with a crazy ass drummer. Not this guy again. 🙈 What a ham. 🤦♂️
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Kieth Moon vibes
When mom took way too much cocaine during pregnancy and you're left with severe adhd
Lars Ulrich kriegt das nicht so geil hin 😂😂😂😂
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Who is playing the Organ in the intro and the end of the Song🤔?
Fantastic sense of humour. I love it 👏🏻