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That was funny as hell

Good stuff 👍.

I have the same clock works every time 😉

Bill is a legend, I wish there was more bloopers.

"Steve Hargus is a brain dead freak. He can not help it. I hate you!" 🤣🤣🤣 Bill trying to say phenomenon reminds me of trying to get my grandpa to say aluminum. He could only pronounce it as "alumina." Everytime we asked him to say it, when we were kids, he'd just say "tin foil." I miss those days.

Does Bill Dance remind anyone else of Hank Hill? Except the "T" on his cap is orange instead of red.

9:18 had me at Laughed

3:15 Sums up what I learned in grade school LOL

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Bill? What's that restraunt with all the goofy stuff on the wall? 3:34

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

OMG, I'm laughing so hard I almost wet myself! Great way to start the day. BTW, Kevin you need to loosen up a bit. You have too good a posture. 😜

1:29 is how I'd describe 2020 so far.

and this will be the last ever video ever made in this account hashtag rip

Bill Dance is the only man in history ive ever seen wear a hat like that

That Bill Dance has me in stitches NZ need to make him an honorary Kiwi.

Very funny as all your videos are thank you

3:15 Bill Dance the biggest words i know is chevrlet and mayonnaise.

Did anyone actually survive the Bill Dance shoots ? He didn’t get the nickname “BLOODY BILL” for nothing. 🎣👍🏻 I had no idea Bill was Rolands Grandfather 👍🏻 Bill Dance Outdoors 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🎣

I could do a commercial for Bass Pro Shops. It starts in their special fishing aisle, featuring dynamite instead of lures, and ends on the lake with several bass blown up real good. Edit: I wrote that five months ago. Seem Bass Pro Shops was not impressed with my idea.

Well it is spelled phenomenon not phenomenaan so, he was saying it correctly 😂

.... guys farting .... no surprise here ......

Who whas the guy that had a tv show in 80s 90s into the 2000s that always had a shore lunch I think he was off for a bit because of heart trouble , canadian show by the way , we sitting around fire drinking and need help with info

So much time spent chasing fish when one stick of dynamite will load your pickup. Would you go to the woodlot and not come back with a full load of firewood?

Bill Dance tops them all LOL!

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stunning

so pretty! <3

I drive Chevy and my last name is mayo

Guess I'm late to the "Please marry me" party.

Too funny 😂😂

Bill dance is a fraud

What's the name of the harmonica song at 0:44?

2 biggest word i know r mayonnaise n chevrolet lmao

killer

about 3:30 left me in apoplectic spasms of hilarity. "MAYONAISSE"