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Cordial Bloodbath: Clowns Versus Mimes
Clowns Vs. Mimes! Clowns Vs. Mimes! Clowns Vs. Mimes! Who will come out victorious in the debate of all debates?
You never go full clown face.
Artwork by @vinceishoss
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Chapters:
0:00 - Opening
0:05 - Clowns Vs. Mimes Round 1
0:20 - Round 2
0:42 - Round 3
1:03 - Final Rebuttal
1:20 - The Dreaded Box
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Video

Neil Young Is Back On Spotify | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 6Před 21 dnem
2 years after pulling his music catalogue off Spotify, Neil Young is back! The not so Southern Man was willing to add his music back on to the streaming platform after The Joe Rogan Experience went non exclusive. Or, at least that's the reason Ol Neil gave. The real reason might shock you! #neilyoung #joerogan #spotify #comedy Artwork by @vinceishoss Video Chapters 0:00 - Opening 0:14 - Neil Yo...
Zack Snyder Wants Your Money....Again |#chanceandpenner
zhlédnutí 72Před měsícem
Zack Snyder is back, this time with Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver. But, it's not his newest movie that has Chance & Penner frustrated. Zack Snyder wants to re-cut Sucker Punch and he wants your money to do it. #zacksnyder #snydercut #rebelmoon #suckerpunch #sketchcomedy #funnyclips Artwork by @vinceishoss Video Chapters 0:00 - Opening 0:26 - Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver Rotten To...
The Tokyo Drone War | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 21Před měsícem
Godzilla. Mothra. Rodan. Hello Kitty. Tokyo has a lot going for it. The city of the future is always giving us entertainment, and new technology. But, there is something new rising over the skies in the land of the rising sun: Drones. Chance & Penner discuss the ensuing war between the Yakuza, and Tokyo police. Modern gangland warfare is just so damn cute. Artwork by @vinceishoss #tokyo #japan ...
Taylor Swift: Hot or Not? | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 40Před měsícem
It's been a huge year for Taylor Swift. First, The Eras Tour. Then, finding love with Travis Kelce and the Super Bowl LIV Victory. Finally, Chance & Penner. It's been a Cruel Summer, and Now We Got Bad Blood. #taylorswift #swifties #erastour #taylorsversion #comedy #chanceandpenner Check Out Our Sketch Comedy Podcast On Apple Here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chance-penner/id1636384406 Check ...
Cordial Bloodbath: Digital or Physical Media? | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 13Před měsícem
Chance & Penner debate the merits of Digital & Physical Media. In a world where technology is more pervasive each and every day, it would make sense that we would want to take our media with us everywhere we go. But what if there is an Apocalypse? The cloud giveth and the cloud taketh away. #digital #digitalmedia #physicalmedia #bluray #thecloud #streaming #slipcover #debate #duel #battle #come...
Chance & Penner Rant on AMC Theaters & Dolby Digital
zhlédnutí 11Před měsícem
Chance & Penner Rant on AMC Theaters & Dolby Digital
The Pokemon Card Deal of The Century | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 17Před 2 měsíci
The Pokemon Card Deal of The Century | Chance & Penner
Why It's Better To Have a Garbage Car | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 10Před 2 měsíci
Why It's Better To Have a Garbage Car | Chance & Penner
Which U.S. War Is Your Favorite? | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 16Před 2 měsíci
Which U.S. War Is Your Favorite? | Chance & Penner
Cordial Bloodbath: Parking Spots - Pull In or Backing Up?
zhlédnutí 7Před 2 měsíci
Cordial Bloodbath: Parking Spots - Pull In or Backing Up?
L.A. Vs. OC - What Are The Biggest Differences? | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 7Před 2 měsíci
L.A. Vs. OC - What Are The Biggest Differences? | Chance & Penner
iSpy On My Kids | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 6Před 2 měsíci
iSpy On My Kids | Chance & Penner
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Commander Biden | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 10Před 2 měsíci
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Commander Biden | Chance & Penner
A Very Merry Chance & Penner Christmas | Ep. 35
zhlédnutí 13Před 5 měsíci
A Very Merry Chance & Penner Christmas | Ep. 35
Delivering A Baby In A Chevy Trailblazer | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 11Před 5 měsíci
Delivering A Baby In A Chevy Trailblazer | Chance & Penner
Unlock the Magic: Disneyland's Top 5 Most Thrilling Rides To Go Poop On | Chance & Penner #clips
zhlédnutí 32Před 6 měsíci
Unlock the Magic: Disneyland's Top 5 Most Thrilling Rides To Go Poop On | Chance & Penner #clips
People Are Pooping On Disneyland Rides! | Chance & Penner #clips
zhlédnutí 22Před 6 měsíci
People Are Pooping On Disneyland Rides! | Chance & Penner #clips
Chance Almost Delivered A Baby In His Car | Chance & Penner | Ep. 34
zhlédnutí 25Před 6 měsíci
Chance Almost Delivered A Baby In His Car | Chance & Penner | Ep. 34
"A Sequel 2 Far: Ernest Goes To Africa" | Chance & Penner
zhlédnutí 18Před 6 měsíci
"A Sequel 2 Far: Ernest Goes To Africa" | Chance & Penner
Ernest Goes To Africa | Chance & Penner Watch-Along!
zhlédnutí 25Před 6 měsíci
Ernest Goes To Africa | Chance & Penner Watch-Along!
Come Watch Us Play DinoPark Tycoon From 1993, And Get Absolutely Wrecked! | Chance & Penner Streams
zhlédnutí 14Před 6 měsíci
Come Watch Us Play DinoPark Tycoon From 1993, And Get Absolutely Wrecked! | Chance & Penner Streams
Halloween HorrorFest '23! Manhunter (1986) | Chance & Penner #clips
zhlédnutí 6Před 7 měsíci
Halloween HorrorFest '23! Manhunter (1986) | Chance & Penner #clips
Halloween HorrorFest '23! The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) | Chance & Penner #clips
zhlédnutí 2Před 7 měsíci
Halloween HorrorFest '23! The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) | Chance & Penner #clips
Horrorfest 2023 Must Watch | Poltergeist (1982) | Chance & Penner #clips
zhlédnutí 2Před 7 měsíci
Horrorfest 2023 Must Watch | Poltergeist (1982) | Chance & Penner #clips
Horrorfest 2023 Must Watch | Carnival of Souls (1962) | Chance & Penner #clips
zhlédnutí 9Před 7 měsíci
Horrorfest 2023 Must Watch | Carnival of Souls (1962) | Chance & Penner #clips
Horrorfest 2023 Must Watch | Lamb (2021) | Chance & Penner #clips
zhlédnutí 1Před 7 měsíci
Horrorfest 2023 Must Watch | Lamb (2021) | Chance & Penner #clips
Horrorfest 2023 Must Watch | A24's Talk To Me (2023) | Chance & Penner #clips
zhlédnutí 17Před 7 měsíci
Horrorfest 2023 Must Watch | A24's Talk To Me (2023) | Chance & Penner #clips
Horrorfest 2023 | Halloween Kills + The Halloween Multiverse (2021) | Chance & Penner #clips
zhlédnutí 6Před 7 měsíci
Horrorfest 2023 | Halloween Kills The Halloween Multiverse (2021) | Chance & Penner #clips
Halloween Horrorfest RETURNS! | Chance & Penner | Ep. 33
zhlédnutí 11Před 7 měsíci
Halloween Horrorfest RETURNS! | Chance & Penner | Ep. 33

Komentáře

  • @jasonwilson-nw5pe
    @jasonwilson-nw5pe Před 6 dny

    wimp.

  • @keithariel1621
    @keithariel1621 Před 21 dnem

    C’mon mime is money, get it together.

  • @i5hereal
    @i5hereal Před měsícem

    Comment count? It says 2 but no one here.

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před měsícem

      Consider it first.

    • @i5hereal
      @i5hereal Před měsícem

      @@ChanceAndPenner consider what?

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před měsícem

      Your comment

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před měsícem

      Thanks for bringing this to our attention. Looks like a lot of people are experiencing the same.

    • @i5hereal
      @i5hereal Před měsícem

      @@ChanceAndPenner what's the consiser it about? What did you think I was saying?

  • @tamnker8465
    @tamnker8465 Před měsícem

    We’re living in the future, just not the one we expected.

  • @StealthTheUnknown
    @StealthTheUnknown Před měsícem

    Tokyo police say they haven’t had this much fun in years!

  • @daveyDWP
    @daveyDWP Před měsícem

    Should I buy low on beanie babies or what??

  • @daveyDWP
    @daveyDWP Před měsícem

    "Well done boys! Truly an inspiration for the masses. Let's run this baby for the next 15 years!" -AMC execs

  • @DryPuntangGang
    @DryPuntangGang Před 2 měsíci

    Would have been a the deal.of the century if you sold it for a mill. Thats your just average card collecter weekly spend 😂

  • @daveyDWP
    @daveyDWP Před 2 měsíci

    Did I actually play the TCG? No, I played the game of life. And by that I mean conning children.

  • @majestyearl
    @majestyearl Před 2 měsíci

    How many energy cards do you have tho?

  • @Lynwood_Jackson
    @Lynwood_Jackson Před 2 měsíci

    The first time I watched this I thought you said "Peter" instead of "beater" and I was so confused. Firstly because wtf are you doing driving a semi truck to get food with your kid, but secondly because who tf calls a Peterbilt a "Peter"instead of a "Pete?" Lol but I'm all for busting out the turd polish to make yourself feel better about driving an old car that's falling apart.

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 2 měsíci

      I see your “Peter” confusion, and raise you one “turd polish.” Is that an actual phrase or are you just cool enough to start a new movement?

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 2 měsíci

      Also, taking your kid through the chick fil a drive through in a semi is infinitely more interesting. 😂😂

  • @animeblackguy_1694
    @animeblackguy_1694 Před 2 měsíci

    and then two hundred years later we went and lost to some farmers too in vietnam isn’t history wild

  • @sydney-prescott
    @sydney-prescott Před 2 měsíci

    Stop talking

  • @killerb6792
    @killerb6792 Před 2 měsíci

    No girl is impressed by a dude talking about old wars. That's what their dads are for.

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 2 měsíci

      It is an admittedly ridiculous statement. But, girls are impressed with Netflix.

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod Před 2 měsíci

    Vietnam had the best soundtrack.

  • @Danesir
    @Danesir Před 2 měsíci

    Potato 🥔

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 2 měsíci

      Mashed, please.

    • @levijackson4061
      @levijackson4061 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@ChanceAndPenner fried is the best though

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 2 měsíci

      @@levijackson4061 Fried is great. But the best? Baked has something to say about that....

  • @Big_Floppa____30
    @Big_Floppa____30 Před 2 měsíci

    Desert storm is the best american war🇺🇲

  • @therockman89
    @therockman89 Před 5 měsíci

    I hate everything about it... From the oh it's going to be one day.. And oh just kidding due to popular demand we're going to do two days.. But you guys knew it was going to be two days cuz look at all the bands that we have... Then the six stages. Would be so much better if they just made it a 3-day festival

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 5 měsíci

      Yea, absolutely! The full clip, Penner goes into his experience trying to get tickets and their Bs tier systems. Ticketmaster is something else.

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 5 měsíci

      Here’s the link to the full show if you know, you want to feel seen and supported lol! - czcams.com/video/3W46w5KEWek/video.htmlsi=jTxJoaYBaGQHNnm8

  • @Dvdspecialfeatures
    @Dvdspecialfeatures Před 5 měsíci

    LOL

  • @williambaus9836
    @williambaus9836 Před 5 měsíci

    OK you get one or maybe twin sextuplet card for having that baby

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 5 měsíci

      I’ll take anything I can get at this point lol

  • @blakecornwell2134
    @blakecornwell2134 Před 6 měsíci

    I think the canoe ride would be a great place to take a dump, with like 14 people on board.

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 6 měsíci

      Hahaha! The cast members looking like Davy Crockett yelling at you to “Keep Your Oar In The Water.” I can get with that for sure.

    • @daveyDWP
      @daveyDWP Před 6 měsíci

      Pooping would help lighten the load for everyone

  • @majestyearl
    @majestyearl Před 6 měsíci

    Has anyone seen a live-in park pooping?

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 5 měsíci

      I saw a guy pooping in the Main Street cinema once.

  • @JimmyGray-ds6gc
    @JimmyGray-ds6gc Před 7 měsíci

    Yeah it's terrible.

  • @paigesheldrick4851
    @paigesheldrick4851 Před 7 měsíci

    Super spooky movie!

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 7 měsíci

      I was really hoping you guys were gonna pick up a Gypsy arm when you went to that oddities con

  • @badredfinn2982
    @badredfinn2982 Před 8 měsíci

    Carpenter's take on Lovecraft. Very entertaining!

  • @hohumgrr
    @hohumgrr Před 8 měsíci

    Bleh. Couldn't care less about Halloween. Def try to work that day (i work nights), so I have a built-in excuse to avoid Halloween. Plus then others who like it can have it off

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 8 měsíci

      Dang, pretty selfless and awesome. Do you not like the holiday in general, or just the pageantry. And now I need to know what your #1 is.

    • @hohumgrr
      @hohumgrr Před 8 měsíci

      @ChanceAndPenner love Christmas. Actually, it's the only one i really care about. Finding that *perfect* gift for someone is just such a great feeling. I guess the pagentry? Ive never been a costume kinda girl

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 8 měsíci

      @@hohumgrr Gotcha. Thanks for the comment! Hope the rest of this year is great for you!

  • @mankirankamaal7251
    @mankirankamaal7251 Před 8 měsíci

    Did you see them there ?

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 8 měsíci

      Unfortunately, no.

    • @mankirankamaal7251
      @mankirankamaal7251 Před 8 měsíci

      @@ChanceAndPenner when you say something without evidence your claiming it , but on the Randy kay channel a guest did interview with him , the title of the video was that Gail saw George Washington in heaven in her near death experience

  • @majestyearl
    @majestyearl Před 9 měsíci

    How did you all fare against the mighty Hurriquake? Any grievances you would like to air out?

  • @Loc-Nar73
    @Loc-Nar73 Před 9 měsíci

    That's some seriously silly shit 🎉😂

  • @hoss785
    @hoss785 Před 10 měsíci

    If you don’t hear a Chomper, you are the Chomper.

  • @samgraham6628
    @samgraham6628 Před 10 měsíci

    The luxury you must have to be able to spend this much time and complain about how loud someone is eating their food in a nice movie theater

  • @markschroeder3742
    @markschroeder3742 Před 10 měsíci

    WTF you’re men go do something productive

  • @user-ur2kn5ur8g
    @user-ur2kn5ur8g Před 10 měsíci

    LMFAO. PB PASSOVER!!!!!

  • @soupwithfork69
    @soupwithfork69 Před 10 měsíci

    in Australia we actually get paid a ok minimum wage so tipping is completely up to you whether you give it when your server does a great job

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 10 měsíci

      That’s still the theory here in the states. It’s just the methods have become a bit more…American. Lol

  • @bartanthonywhittome1983
    @bartanthonywhittome1983 Před 10 měsíci

    First

  • @chippersmom1841
    @chippersmom1841 Před 10 měsíci

    How much you gave as a tip used to be based on services rendered. Still is in my book.

  • @hoss785
    @hoss785 Před 10 měsíci

    According to google. Amazon paid 3.2 million for the first episode opening scene. 😅

  • @hoss785
    @hoss785 Před 10 měsíci

    “I’m not talking about Quinos” Hahahaha 😂😂😂

  • @vernonchristian3840
    @vernonchristian3840 Před 10 měsíci

    Promo*SM

  • @mrtimjitsu
    @mrtimjitsu Před 11 měsíci

    As a diehard American patriot, I can’t honestly say…. The metric system is way better. It is what it is

  • @connar8764
    @connar8764 Před 11 měsíci

    What a boring life you must live..

  • @user-ns1sb4jc9j
    @user-ns1sb4jc9j Před 11 měsíci

    Fuck America

  • @davidkleiven9212
    @davidkleiven9212 Před 11 měsíci

    Oh and the screams and running is drauma Queen bullshit face the dark side ËH 😉 lol😂😂😂

  • @davidkleiven9212
    @davidkleiven9212 Před 11 měsíci

    LØL paranormal investigators are pussys lol 😆 I've moved into so many poltergeist haunting and just dark fkn hauntings it's not funny lol 😆 oh and to add try it with the fkn light's on ËH 😉 lol cheesy when you turn the light's out more REAL with them on ËH FACT TRUTHS ËH 😉😂

  • @shanefriend1376
    @shanefriend1376 Před 11 měsíci

    #3 here

  • @drowningincats3921
    @drowningincats3921 Před 11 měsíci

    My home is haunted. We had a paranormal investigation team come in. What made them different was they were ALL retired police detectives and ppl with backgrounds in police forensics. They come to be skeptics and find logical answers. Our ghost made one almost piss himself before they were even done setting up. He goes into the master bedroom to place a camera and suddenly busts out the door like he was on fire and ran to the lead guy yelling “IT SPOKE IN MY EAR!” over and over. Lead literally pulled him outside and gave him a tongue lashing for “acting like that” in front of clients. Our ghost George had asked “What are you doing??!” as guy was setting up the camera. They caught a bunch that night they couldn’t debunk, including that. They determined we were a legit haunt.

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 11 měsíci

      Thanks for this edifying update. Curious, was it just a paranormal investigation company? Did they tell you why that particular ghost was haunting the house? Genuinely interested.

    • @drowningincats3921
      @drowningincats3921 Před 11 měsíci

      @@ChanceAndPenner they are just a team who work as volunteers. They do it on their own time and on their own dime. The lead had an experience as a young police officer he couldn’t explain, and thru the years working he came across others in law enforcement that also had unexplained experiences. After retirement they began doing paranormal investigations, but in a way few others were doing: scientific method, meticulous research and logic based thinking. We discovered who it was on our own because previous to our home, the land had been a giant horse pasture, so not a lot of possibilities. For some reason we had started calling him “George”. When we went to the land record office, the first owner of the land (rural WY) was named George and he bought the land in his early 20’s and lived on it until his late 70’s.

  • @Mansa101
    @Mansa101 Před 11 měsíci

    Would be hell Story if y'all woulda Jumped the UPS guy and Boxes 😂😂

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 11 měsíci

      Well, we can’t account for that 10 year old. He might have. 💪🏻😂

  • @majestyearl
    @majestyearl Před 11 měsíci

    It was def the kids fault. ❤

  • @logangamache8329
    @logangamache8329 Před 11 měsíci

    Keep it up you guys, you guys got some potential with this

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 11 měsíci

      Thanks, Logan! We definitely will! Appreciate you giving it a watch.

  • @XAlucardmoonX
    @XAlucardmoonX Před 11 měsíci

    What movie did you watch did it get you out of the house and make you forget about the world if you said yes to either one the movie did it's job

    • @ChanceAndPenner
      @ChanceAndPenner Před 11 měsíci

      That’s Fair, but doesn’t preclude an opinion.