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Hawk Tuah Reaction & Fast Food Tier List | Works Every Time Podcast #30
8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH!
Follow the Instagram for more info when it comes:
wet.podcast
This is episode 30 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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Welcome to Wetaburger, may I take your order?
00:00:00 - This week on WET...
00:00:50 - Fries with no ketchup is tragic
00:05:38 - Julian Assange, Alex Jones, and school lunches
00:16:22 - How to get free Better Help
00:23:36 - Phill hasn't slept and more Whataburger woes
00:28:26 - How much should you tip?
00:37:06 - Fast Food Tier list
00:41:20 - Cane's is S tier
00:45:56 - Waffle House debate
00:49:57 - 5 Guys on acid
00:53:09 - In-n-Out hits different when you're homeless
00:57:54 - Watching 60 minutes for 60 hours
01:01:36 - Panera is just hospital food
01:05:31 - Drunk women flirt like middle schoolers
01:10:24 - Defending the White Castle
01:16:00 - Hawk Tuah means world peace
01:21:47 - Politics corner
01:27:54 - All cats are Asian
01:30:34 - Lockin in for the outro
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Komentáře

  • @realjems1929
    @realjems1929 Před 14 hodinami

    Everybody gets a podcast 😮‍💨

    • @wet.podcast
      @wet.podcast Před 5 hodinami

      do you have one? would love to check it out.

  • @zachariahtyler8064
    @zachariahtyler8064 Před 14 hodinami

    Looks like a piano fell on his face

  • @leftyjon3506
    @leftyjon3506 Před 14 hodinami

    Pussy. I had wataburger yesterday, i never use ketchup.

  • @austinheaps5293
    @austinheaps5293 Před 15 hodinami

    Poor guy. Not the ketchup. Your life must be a real drag. 😢

    • @wet.podcast
      @wet.podcast Před 5 hodinami

      it's pretty awesome actually. but next time remember my ketchup. subscribe

  • @mrtakethattrip
    @mrtakethattrip Před 15 hodinami

    Fat people problems. I feel terrible for you

  • @who818
    @who818 Před 16 hodinami

    This man is built like his ambition

  • @leereed6336
    @leereed6336 Před 16 hodinami

    i only eat fries plain

    • @wet.podcast
      @wet.podcast Před 5 hodinami

      thats worth a subscribe. im on your team.

  • @AnonYmous-hu7jo
    @AnonYmous-hu7jo Před 16 hodinami

    Guy looks like the type to bitch out over condiments.

  • @codymiller2781
    @codymiller2781 Před 18 hodinami

    I eat the fries without ketchup every time

    • @johnturn3383
      @johnturn3383 Před 17 hodinami

      Same. If you have 90 fries at 4am maybe try a diet

  • @Dremth
    @Dremth Před dnem

    Delivery drivers need to understand that it's part of their responsibility to make sure the order is right before delivering it to you.

    • @michaelgarciamendoza9797
      @michaelgarciamendoza9797 Před dnem

      Or put the responsibility on the actual restaurant making the food and bagging everything? Driver's simply pick up and deliver. Crazy

    • @juanzavala4728
      @juanzavala4728 Před dnem

      You want them to open the bag and make sure? " Here let me unroll your burrito to make sure it doesn't have onion"

    • @MoldeyMuffin
      @MoldeyMuffin Před dnem

      I work in fast food best believe I spit on chicken nuggets when I get the chance

    • @wet.podcast
      @wet.podcast Před dnem

      Speak that truth! Subscribe and check out the podcast 🫡

    • @wet.podcast
      @wet.podcast Před dnem

      This is a valid point as well! Subscribe! Check out Works Every Time

  • @Zootedbonsai420
    @Zootedbonsai420 Před dnem

    If you always need dip to eat your food then you're an actual child

    • @Hard_UncleRuckus
      @Hard_UncleRuckus Před dnem

      If the McDonald’s where I lived didn’t have such dogshit food but it’s the only place open near by, than yeah, imma want so ketchup

    • @CaligoNight
      @CaligoNight Před dnem

      yea go ahead and eat your shitass fries

    • @wet.podcast
      @wet.podcast Před dnem

      I bet your food need some sauce. With that dry ass chicken you be cooking! Subscribe 🙏

    • @rageqzbass
      @rageqzbass Před 21 hodinou

      Horrible take

  • @mincraftisawsome1234

    Haha so funny 😂 😂😂😂 I really laughed at the part where Justin Timberlake was driving intoxicated!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewdrehobl2835
    @matthewdrehobl2835 Před 6 dny

    Who gives a flying f#@k who these people are. He got pulled over for DUI. If he ran over your kid would you still be talking shit? Seriously

  • @texasrangers95
    @texasrangers95 Před 6 dny

    Sad that he’s getting flack for doing his job.

    • @wet.podcast
      @wet.podcast Před dnem

      And you should do your job by subscribing and watching the podcast

  • @SomeGuyx420
    @SomeGuyx420 Před 6 dny

    Yall aren't funny but keep wit it bros

  • @stephaniepereira8116

    Doesn’t matter if he recognises him or not all that matters was he got arrested for breaking the law

  • @justinnixon5823
    @justinnixon5823 Před 7 dny

    When tell people my name and how to spell it. I always say Justin Bieber because no knows who is Justin Timberlake is.

    • @wet.podcast
      @wet.podcast Před dnem

      False. Timberlake is the man! Subscribe

  • @rageqzbass
    @rageqzbass Před 7 dny

    Wetaburger >> Whataburger

  • @The_Ticket44
    @The_Ticket44 Před 10 dny

    Initiation into what exactly

    • @grizzlybear1633
      @grizzlybear1633 Před 9 dny

      Eton? The thing that got him to be PM? Do you not understand how these things work?

    • @The_Ticket44
      @The_Ticket44 Před 9 dny

      Now I get it

    • @wet.podcast
      @wet.podcast Před dnem

      Initiation into man hood. Subscribe

    • @The_Ticket44
      @The_Ticket44 Před dnem

      @@wet.podcast I'll subscribe if you give me a shoutout

  • @rageqzbass
    @rageqzbass Před 14 dny

    If Justin ever invites you to Essenmacherland DO NOT GO 🙅

    • @wet.podcast
      @wet.podcast Před 14 dny

      Dont listen to him. He just doesn’t like fun. Everybody is welcome in Essenmacher land

  • @danielzayas953
    @danielzayas953 Před 19 dny

    😂😂😂

  • @claytontower9253
    @claytontower9253 Před 21 dnem

    Holy shit dude I’m so glad I got here early

  • @rageqzbass
    @rageqzbass Před 21 dnem

    Yes

  • @andrewbuck50
    @andrewbuck50 Před 23 dny

    Go blue

  • @andrewbuck50
    @andrewbuck50 Před 23 dny

    #markuslikesbuttholes 😂

  • @andrewbuck50
    @andrewbuck50 Před 23 dny

    Hahah

  • @xhildhood
    @xhildhood Před 26 dny

    I failed the gay quiz the second I clicked on this video

  • @rageqzbass
    @rageqzbass Před 28 dny

    Politics Corner got a little out of hand this week😂

  • @rageqzbass
    @rageqzbass Před měsícem

    Proper good pod, proper good

  • @wolvezy
    @wolvezy Před měsícem

    Why does every average joe make a fucking podcast

    • @rageqzbass
      @rageqzbass Před měsícem

      So the below average people like you have something to watch😘

  • @jonathanpark7245
    @jonathanpark7245 Před měsícem

    Saying he doesn't ow her anything, which he doesnt, makes him not a simp, whether you agree with what they are talking about or not

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore Před měsícem

    Why you putting that pic of her up? Was this just a ploy to get us hard?

  • @d.barrett578
    @d.barrett578 Před měsícem

    The views reflect the quality.

  • @candiiimandy
    @candiiimandy Před měsícem

    lol y’all guys are nobody’s, nobody would notice if y’all just disappeared.

  • @tylerzee2787
    @tylerzee2787 Před měsícem

    Damn, not everybody need a podcast.

    • @rageqzbass
      @rageqzbass Před měsícem

      Damn wish you'd told us that 24 episodes ago. We're in too deep now

    • @cheesyboy4889
      @cheesyboy4889 Před měsícem

      @@rageqzbassyou’ve responded to like every comment lmao fighting for your life in these comments 😂

    • @rageqzbass
      @rageqzbass Před měsícem

      @@cheesyboy4889 engagement is key👌

  • @sendthis9480
    @sendthis9480 Před měsícem

    I always thought they said “Smelly armpits!“

  • @seangoodwin8048
    @seangoodwin8048 Před měsícem

    This is like if Ricky Gervais directed Harry Potter..

  • @rageqzbass
    @rageqzbass Před měsícem

    The manic episode

  • @Skoobzzzz
    @Skoobzzzz Před měsícem

    China be buying up land everywhere. A few years back they tried to buy up Sri Lanka or something. From what I’ve heard, there’s not a lot of housing and a lot of overpopulation in China. Combine that with tofu dreg cities and you can see why they’d want to invent in land in other countries.

  • @wet.podcast
    @wet.podcast Před měsícem

    I can spell good!

  • @DroBro-ep6cu
    @DroBro-ep6cu Před měsícem

    I love Phil’s mom, she’s a sweetheart

  • @rageqzbass
    @rageqzbass Před měsícem

    I didn't do nearly as bad a job spelling those names as I thought😂

  • @RomanEmpireMetals
    @RomanEmpireMetals Před měsícem

    14k points aint shit

  • @enderwiggin9303
    @enderwiggin9303 Před měsícem

    God youre a Tribble

  • @Suffex420
    @Suffex420 Před měsícem

    When I was in college as a freshman, I ended up racking up over 39,000 points in the McDonald’s app. My buddy took us to McDonald’s one day and I showed him and he told me my stomach needed therapy 😂

  • @shootscoot883
    @shootscoot883 Před měsícem

    14k isn't shit when I take my family there I get like 3k a visit!!!!

  • @nolanmclaughlin2361
    @nolanmclaughlin2361 Před měsícem

    14,000 aint nothing

  • @thunderbirdajd
    @thunderbirdajd Před měsícem

    39k

    • @wet.podcast
      @wet.podcast Před měsícem

      You about to own McDonald’s! Keep going 😂 subscribe for more McDonald’s updates

    • @enderwiggin9303
      @enderwiggin9303 Před měsícem

      Phuaq.. yall the ghoul

  • @rotta2736
    @rotta2736 Před měsícem

    Slider on the app ends at 6k, 14k is nothing im at 26k. Get on my level Bro

  • @CaLiFe1990
    @CaLiFe1990 Před měsícem

    “Mr Garcia get back on the fries 🍟 “ 😂