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Works Every Time Podcast
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The Works Every Time Comedy Podcast
Mondays on Spotify🟢 CZcams🔴 & Apple🟣
Hosted by Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)
Austin TX
Mondays on Spotify🟢 CZcams🔴 & Apple🟣
Hosted by Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)
Austin TX
Hawk Tuah Reaction & Fast Food Tier List | Works Every Time Podcast #30
8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH!
Follow the Instagram for more info when it comes:
wet.podcast
This is episode 30 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
_________________________
Welcome to Wetaburger, may I take your order?
00:00:00 - This week on WET...
00:00:50 - Fries with no ketchup is tragic
00:05:38 - Julian Assange, Alex Jones, and school lunches
00:16:22 - How to get free Better Help
00:23:36 - Phill hasn't slept and more Whataburger woes
00:28:26 - How much should you tip?
00:37:06 - Fast Food Tier list
00:41:20 - Cane's is S tier
00:45:56 - Waffle House debate
00:49:57 - 5 Guys on acid
00:53:09 - In-n-Out hits different when you're homeless
00:57:54 - Watching 60 minutes for 60 hours
01:01:36 - Panera is just hospital food
01:05:31 - Drunk women flirt like middle schoolers
01:10:24 - Defending the White Castle
01:16:00 - Hawk Tuah means world peace
01:21:47 - Politics corner
01:27:54 - All cats are Asian
01:30:34 - Lockin in for the outro
_________________________
Follow the show:
@wet.podcast
open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027
wet.podcast
www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast
Justin:
openmicjustin
Markus:
beardvonmarkus
Phillip:
phillipgarciacomedy
WTF - @phillipgarciacomedy
Production:
Contact - rageqzb
Portfolio - @rageqzbass
#wetpodcast #comedypodcast
Follow the Instagram for more info when it comes:
wet.podcast
This is episode 30 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
_________________________
Welcome to Wetaburger, may I take your order?
00:00:00 - This week on WET...
00:00:50 - Fries with no ketchup is tragic
00:05:38 - Julian Assange, Alex Jones, and school lunches
00:16:22 - How to get free Better Help
00:23:36 - Phill hasn't slept and more Whataburger woes
00:28:26 - How much should you tip?
00:37:06 - Fast Food Tier list
00:41:20 - Cane's is S tier
00:45:56 - Waffle House debate
00:49:57 - 5 Guys on acid
00:53:09 - In-n-Out hits different when you're homeless
00:57:54 - Watching 60 minutes for 60 hours
01:01:36 - Panera is just hospital food
01:05:31 - Drunk women flirt like middle schoolers
01:10:24 - Defending the White Castle
01:16:00 - Hawk Tuah means world peace
01:21:47 - Politics corner
01:27:54 - All cats are Asian
01:30:34 - Lockin in for the outro
_________________________
Follow the show:
@wet.podcast
open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027
wet.podcast
www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast
Justin:
openmicjustin
Markus:
beardvonmarkus
Phillip:
phillipgarciacomedy
WTF - @phillipgarciacomedy
Production:
Contact - rageqzb
Portfolio - @rageqzbass
#wetpodcast #comedypodcast
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Justin Timberlake ARRESTED for Drunk Driving | Works Every Time Podcast #29
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8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Follow the Instagram for more info when it comes: wet.podcast This is episode 29 of the WET Podcast feat. Greg DiPaul THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) Phill might be dead? ...
Are We Alcoholics? | Works Every Time Podcast #28
zhlédnutí 88Před 21 dnem
8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Follow the Instagram for more info when it comes: wet.podcast This is episode 28 of the WET Podcast THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas I'm not drunk, yuor drunk! 00:00 - Confronti...
Trump Trial & We Take a Gay Quiz | Works Every Time Podcast #27
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8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Follow the Instagram for more info when it comes: wet.podcast This is episode 27 of the WET Podcast THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas Politics Corner got a little out of hand thi...
Getting British with a Proper Lad | Works Every Time Podcast #26
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Getting British with a Proper Lad | Works Every Time Podcast #26
Fl*shlight Reviews & Biden Dracula Flow | Works Every Time Podcast #25
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Fl*shlight Reviews & Biden Dracula Flow | Works Every Time Podcast #25
Ozempic Side Effects & 100 Women Challenge | Works Every Time Podcast #24
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Ozempic Side Effects & 100 Women Challenge | Works Every Time Podcast #24
Rock Pees in Bottles & The AI Priest | Works Every Time Podcast #22
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Rock Pees in Bottles & The AI Priest | Works Every Time Podcast #22
College Protests & Red Lobster Bankruptcy | Works Every Time Podcast #21
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College Protests & Red Lobster Bankruptcy | Works Every Time Podcast #21
RIP OJ & Phill's Heart Attack | Works Every Time Podcast #20
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RIP OJ & Phill's Heart Attack | Works Every Time Podcast #20
What Did Diddy Do? | Works Every Time Podcast #19
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What Did Diddy Do? | Works Every Time Podcast #19
The Soup Experience | Works Every Time Podcast #18
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The Soup Experience | Works Every Time Podcast #18
Ben Bankas: Historic Anglo-Saxon | Works Every Time Podcast #17
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Ben Bankas: Historic Anglo-Saxon | Works Every Time Podcast #17
Getting Robbed at Gunpoint | Works Every Time Podcast #16
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Getting Robbed at Gunpoint | Works Every Time Podcast #16
Brazzers With The Boys | Works Every Time Podcast #15
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Brazzers With The Boys | Works Every Time Podcast #15
The Craziest Channel on YouTube | Works Every Time Podcast #14
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The Craziest Channel on CZcams | Works Every Time Podcast #14
Felony Tier List | Works Every Time Podcast #13
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Felony Tier List | Works Every Time Podcast #13
High at Hogwarts | Works Every Time Podcast #12
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High at Hogwarts | Works Every Time Podcast #12
Lisa Ann ARRESTED at Matt Rife Show | Works Every Time Podcast #11
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Lisa Ann ARRESTED at Matt Rife Show | Works Every Time Podcast #11
New York City vs Austin Texas | Works Every Time Podcast #10
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New York City vs Austin Texas | Works Every Time Podcast #10
Which is Scarier, Texas or The Middle East? | Works Every Time Podcast #9
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Which is Scarier, Texas or The Middle East? | Works Every Time Podcast #9
The White Trash Debate | Works Every Time Podcast #8
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The White Trash Debate | Works Every Time Podcast #8
Depressed Cowboys Fan Reflects on Loss | Works Every Time Podcast #7
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Depressed Cowboys Fan Reflects on Loss | Works Every Time Podcast #7
Phill's 4th Austin Shooting (w/ Tony Casillas) | Works Every Time Podcast #6
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Phill's 4th Austin Shooting (w/ Tony Casillas) | Works Every Time Podcast #6
The WET Commandments | Works Every Time Podcast #5
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The WET Commandments | Works Every Time Podcast #5
New Year, New ZYN | Works Every Time Podcast #4
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New Year, New ZYN | Works Every Time Podcast #4
WET Boy Christmas | Works Every Time Podcast #3
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WET Boy Christmas | Works Every Time Podcast #3
Telling Your Mom You Got a DUI | Works Every Time Podcast #2
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Telling Your Mom You Got a DUI | Works Every Time Podcast #2
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Everybody gets a podcast 😮💨
do you have one? would love to check it out.
Looks like a piano fell on his face
Pussy. I had wataburger yesterday, i never use ketchup.
Poor guy. Not the ketchup. Your life must be a real drag. 😢
it's pretty awesome actually. but next time remember my ketchup. subscribe
Fat people problems. I feel terrible for you
This man is built like his ambition
lmao totally subscribe!
i only eat fries plain
thats worth a subscribe. im on your team.
Guy looks like the type to bitch out over condiments.
I eat the fries without ketchup every time
Same. If you have 90 fries at 4am maybe try a diet
Delivery drivers need to understand that it's part of their responsibility to make sure the order is right before delivering it to you.
Or put the responsibility on the actual restaurant making the food and bagging everything? Driver's simply pick up and deliver. Crazy
You want them to open the bag and make sure? " Here let me unroll your burrito to make sure it doesn't have onion"
I work in fast food best believe I spit on chicken nuggets when I get the chance
Speak that truth! Subscribe and check out the podcast 🫡
This is a valid point as well! Subscribe! Check out Works Every Time
If you always need dip to eat your food then you're an actual child
If the McDonald’s where I lived didn’t have such dogshit food but it’s the only place open near by, than yeah, imma want so ketchup
yea go ahead and eat your shitass fries
I bet your food need some sauce. With that dry ass chicken you be cooking! Subscribe 🙏
Horrible take
Haha so funny 😂 😂😂😂 I really laughed at the part where Justin Timberlake was driving intoxicated!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy gets it!
Who gives a flying f#@k who these people are. He got pulled over for DUI. If he ran over your kid would you still be talking shit? Seriously
Sad that he’s getting flack for doing his job.
And you should do your job by subscribing and watching the podcast
Yall aren't funny but keep wit it bros
Doesn’t matter if he recognises him or not all that matters was he got arrested for breaking the law
When tell people my name and how to spell it. I always say Justin Bieber because no knows who is Justin Timberlake is.
False. Timberlake is the man! Subscribe
Wetaburger >> Whataburger
Initiation into what exactly
Eton? The thing that got him to be PM? Do you not understand how these things work?
Now I get it
Initiation into man hood. Subscribe
@@wet.podcast I'll subscribe if you give me a shoutout
If Justin ever invites you to Essenmacherland DO NOT GO 🙅
Dont listen to him. He just doesn’t like fun. Everybody is welcome in Essenmacher land
😂😂😂
Holy shit dude I’m so glad I got here early
Yes
Go blue
#markuslikesbuttholes 😂
Hahah
I failed the gay quiz the second I clicked on this video
Politics Corner got a little out of hand this week😂
Proper good pod, proper good
Why does every average joe make a fucking podcast
So the below average people like you have something to watch😘
Saying he doesn't ow her anything, which he doesnt, makes him not a simp, whether you agree with what they are talking about or not
Why you putting that pic of her up? Was this just a ploy to get us hard?
The views reflect the quality.
Big if true
lol y’all guys are nobody’s, nobody would notice if y’all just disappeared.
Big JK head over here
Damn, not everybody need a podcast.
Damn wish you'd told us that 24 episodes ago. We're in too deep now
@@rageqzbassyou’ve responded to like every comment lmao fighting for your life in these comments 😂
@@cheesyboy4889 engagement is key👌
I always thought they said “Smelly armpits!“
This is like if Ricky Gervais directed Harry Potter..
Or Ron Jeremy after smoking a primo .
The manic episode
China be buying up land everywhere. A few years back they tried to buy up Sri Lanka or something. From what I’ve heard, there’s not a lot of housing and a lot of overpopulation in China. Combine that with tofu dreg cities and you can see why they’d want to invent in land in other countries.
I can spell good!
I love Phil’s mom, she’s a sweetheart
She’s a saint!
I didn't do nearly as bad a job spelling those names as I thought😂
14k points aint shit
God youre a Tribble
When I was in college as a freshman, I ended up racking up over 39,000 points in the McDonald’s app. My buddy took us to McDonald’s one day and I showed him and he told me my stomach needed therapy 😂
14k isn't shit when I take my family there I get like 3k a visit!!!!
Wish you cared about your family
14,000 aint nothing
Huckin wanna be a hoe
39k
You about to own McDonald’s! Keep going 😂 subscribe for more McDonald’s updates
Phuaq.. yall the ghoul
Slider on the app ends at 6k, 14k is nothing im at 26k. Get on my level Bro
We got all the High Rollers coming for them points
Phauq you're dumb
“Mr Garcia get back on the fries 🍟 “ 😂