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My rants usually centre around stupid statistics posted on billboards. There was one that said, “1 in every 4 Canadians will be a victim of a violent crime in their lifetime.” I ranted about it throughout our 2 hour trip because there were four of us in the car and i said “that means one of us will be raped, murdered, kidnapped, or assaulted in our lifetime.” Then i went on and on about how their research methodology is all flawed or their definition of what constitutes “violent crime” must be explained.. yeah.. after learning about the enneagram and now that i know i am a 5, i try to avoid rants like this…

I am a 5w6 and this is very relatable.. i constantly fear going to jail as well because of a mistake i may overlook when doing my taxes…. Or fear that i may be audited and errors would be found and i may be forced to lie which i am not very good at or be found incompetent… ok… i have to stop now and think of happy thoughts….

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Not sure if I'm 5w6 or a 9w8 🫠

Oh my gosh, I totally knew Michelle was an 8. I’m an 9 and I instantly felt a little scared of her lol! 😂

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I'm a 9 and I love board games. Guess it's the 8 wing showing up 😃

I am a 7, I am hard to buy for because I buy everything I want 😂, but appreciate almost anything but a gift cards because I will lose them, find them lose them, find them Hurray, then they expire… they also tell me where I have to go, very boring. Very best gift.. I would rather have a hand written card that says “I will go on a crazy adventure with you, invite everyone! any time, any day!”

I am a 7 and you nailed me! I have every camping gadget and gear there is! Stars swimming projector hikes atvs crafts sunrise and sunset snacks adventure kits and that is just day 1!

Omg....this is absolutely HILARIOUS!! You girls should have your own show on TV!! You are so incredibly talented!! So glad that I just found you!!

Poor Americans 😭

I’m a 6 and I love a gift card. But skydiving??? Seriously??? That’s what you buy someone? What the f is wrong with you people are you trying to kill me???

Excited to see what new stuff you've got!

I’m a 6 and I’m sorry but our favourite is Angelica!!! Who gives up the man she loves for her sister and stands by her when he cheats!! Also I adore musicals (W7) and but also (W5) because genuinely thought in that clip “where’s the rest of the historical stuff?” 😂

Really miss your videos 😢

Type 9 is spot on😂 As a 9 thats exactly how i would feel😅

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Yesss!!! Where are you? Type 4 nailed! ❤

Funny and so accurate! Great sketch comedy actually :)

Ok but why did I completely relate to the fear of going to jail for tax reasons. Like I know I’m not doing anything shady but I’m scared I will mess up and end up in prison. Also I do my taxes myself and then have a professional double check them just in case. Crazy to think I used to be certain I wasn’t a 6 😂

As a type 5.. I always say "all I want is to not have to leave this house.. do my crafts by myself.." what does my mom do? dinner somewhere as a a surprise for me (really, it's for her because I told her what I want).. i totally relate to the dollar store brick a brac story too. My mom used to do that for us for our birthdays.. basically a bunch of bullshit I don't want from the dollar store.. shitty, smelly, unusable lotion or perfume.. she got me a race car last year.. im 31 and the ugliest clothing I've ever seen. all from the dollar store. she could've just left me alone 😒 I had to leave my house for all of this btw

I am the "6" mother-in-law. This almost made me cry because it's really how I feel, but I can't say it. Please do one of these for the daughters-in-law!

5 here. That was very accurate and hilarious. I just the other day was watching a video on right of way. I’ve also looked up how traffic happens and now actively drive in a way that will help drivers 5 mins behind me have slightly less traffic hahha Only thing that I couldn’t relate to was getting there 30 mins early.

3w4, but according to this, I’m an 8 with some 1 (am also 1 fixed)

OMG the 6 tendency to want ALL THE OPTIONS! is so real. I took 3 different pajama options to my sleep study, cause I didn't know what I would need or feel like wearing, I'd never done it before. Overall it was awkward and kinda terrible.... I like the familiarity and safety of my own bed, and not having tape and wires yanked off my face and hair, thank-you.

Way too relatable!

All copy and past here for me you become Islam 😘

... I TESTIFY THAT THERE IS NO ONE WORTH OF WORSHIP TO WORSHIP EXCEPT ALLAH . And I TESTIFY THAT MUHAMMAD and JESUS IS THAT SLAVE AND MASSEGER OF GOD (MEANING) "Aschhadu an la ilaha illa-lah wa aschhadu anna muhammadan rasulu-lah😊

I want all the 6 list for myself lol 😆

My sister had a still birth at eight months and she celebrates her son’s birthday every year.

You guys have such a wonderful friendship. ❤

Do not encourage me. I’m not here for cheerleading. 😂

8w7… this month Love is blind.. fast forward thru most to see who ends up with who… also One Day on Netflix was well written and I didn’t guess the ending.

8w7… I get a venti iced americano with an inch of breve and 2 pumps of white mocha.. $2 less than a latte…. Also that cake pop looks bomb and I wanted to regurgitate watching number four lol. 😂

lol 😂 yep

I absolutely felt both of those lol 😅 I am pregnant with my third and all I can think about are diapers and wipes lol 😅

Whats michelle enegram

Where are you really going?

How is David able to keep composure? 🤣

This is fantastic 😄

So you’ve met me

Thought I wasn't going to relate to this, then you got me on the first sentence.

Well, I'm an outdoor T2. But I'm also a Gemini with Scorpio moon...so that might have something to do with it....also T8 digs the freedom to be ...and 4 loves loves loves nature's beauty. My one wing is pretty picky about campsites, and T3 stays home for her projects. You were very fun. I really laughed at 9, roping off her space.

I lost you for awhile, glad to find you for that extra laugh with the info!

Where would The Haunting of Hill House, You, the Handmaid's Tale, and the Queen's Gambit fall?

Sure I’ll watch your kid while I do my root canal! 😂😂😂 in fact let me just cancel it! Kids come first even if they’re not mine! 😂😂😂

9w1 here! I never seemed to fit with many things said about the 9 and wondered what enneagram I could be. Then I learned about the counter-type 9!! Finally!! That’s me! Now I understand! If you struggle to find your type, check out the counter-types!

soooo relatable #1

I'm a 1. This is so funny