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Its all happened exactly like he said, honestly, you can believe it, it was told on Joe Rogan, must be true!

Years later he actually told this story to Matt Stone while on a plane no idea who he was.

I've heard this story at least 100 times, still fkn love it!

This is so whack. Disrespectful to South Park too

Matt stone needs to see this

It’s not even funny Lmao

They should make this into a movie starring Luke Skywalker.

I don't know that story sounds like bull shit

I hear Bert showed this to Matt Stone on a plane.

Yeah right i dont believe this

Nice shirt Go Noles

i cant believe i missed this for 12 years... WTF DA MACHINE IS NOW A MOVIE!!!!

I had no idea south park covered this

South Park never showed bert

The tale must be about a 5280 ft tall

"It's Aleks, Igor and Sasha" and I just learned Sasha is itself a nickname of Alexander/Aleksander and Alexandra/Aleksandra

clicked on because it was south park, clicked off because it was the machine

This is total bullshit. Imagine believing this.

Has anyone ever seen the clip of the kid asking Bert if he's a CZcamsr'er? He responded that he is just a comedian. Kid asks him to tell him a joke. He gave the kid a summary of this story. Kid saw absolutely nothing funny about it, just like most of those who hear it.

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I almost thought for a second Matt and Trey made an episode about Bert. We can only hope.

Plot twist: He really just got hammered drinking vodka on a class trip, tried to rob people on the train, got caught, made up Igor & Igor to cover up what he had done, and now continues to profit off this whole situation. American traveling abroad doing the most, not only getting away with it but profiting from it for years. Reeks of #whitePrivilege🤔🤢😅

Bert is the fat kid the jocks in HS invite to their party to be amused by because he is willing to not wear his shirt.

Bert Kreischer is…. The most unfunny “comedian” to ever live.

Its beggining to seriously piss me off that the time bert admitted he stole this story from a homeless guy has been scrubbed from the internet. he said it ONE time to Joe, and joe literally told him not to tell people that.

23:15 min - fireworks baby :)

LIKE A COCTOR

STORY FAKE

Started off narcissistic and the whole thing was, what a kid of shit

The only people dumber than Bert are the Reddit figs who think this story is hilarious and definitely 100% true bro trust me

amazing how public perception has changed as bert has become more a douche

Background music fucks it up

That is funny.

Ok, 100% of his story is Bs BUT I literally took 4 semesters of different Classic Spanish Lit classes bc the professor (who was awesome) did exact same thing and told me just show up and I’ll take care of you to make her numbers That was 20 years ago but to this day I can’t remember if I ever showed up to the class itself although I did meet her in her office to talk about Columbia where she was from (my family lived in Mexico) but crazy I hadn’t remembered that until I saw this

I didn’t care anything about this but culture dictated that I understand it. Now that I’ve watched it I recall having watched it before and being so unimpressed, I had to watch it again to remember that this story is uninteresting.

every time i hear this story i love it

I think they’re making a movie of it now

Just watched this movie in the theater!

Bert partied with Aleksander Emilianenko

Now i dont need to watch the movie, thanks

Yes sir they did a stupid movie about the story! Should’ve left the story alone without adding all this cheesy nonsense to it. If they would’ve made it with a real actor that was playing Bert at the age he was when the story took place it would’ve worked so much better! Instead the story turned into a a middle aged drunk fat man doing unrealistic things.

Episode 4919850 of thigs that never happened 😂

That’s how we do FLO RIDA

I can’t believe he’s duped millions of people. SMH

The conductor gave him his arm patch and said it would be an honor to do a shot with him.........

No thank you 😒

Good god that is freaking hilarious!

Thats it?

Weird, the year is now 2023 and this has indeed been made into a movie.

I first saw this before I'd ever heard of the Joe Rogan Podcast Tracy Morgan story on previous appearance is better though