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If you don't get right....
You're gonna get Jeffed.
Jeffrey Adam Buchko
AKA Jiffy Jeff
or Shifty Chef
or Eric Crapton
or Avenel Eddie Munster
or possibly just the most obnoxious
and disgustingly crude die-hard New York Football GIANTS freakadelic fanatic this side of the Pecos.
Just farting around trying to make some funky sounds and chillin' with my critter companions. Making goofy little vids to share with and annoy my family and friends. Anybody else digging them, (or being annoyed by them) well, that's just gravy. Also spreading and sharing appreciaton for some of my favorite bands and artists. I love all kinds of shit and I'm happy to know that other folks share some interests.. Sending peace and love out to all people worldwide.
Good night and God bless.
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You're gonna get Jeffed.
Jeffrey Adam Buchko
AKA Jiffy Jeff
or Shifty Chef
or Eric Crapton
or Avenel Eddie Munster
or possibly just the most obnoxious
and disgustingly crude die-hard New York Football GIANTS freakadelic fanatic this side of the Pecos.
Just farting around trying to make some funky sounds and chillin' with my critter companions. Making goofy little vids to share with and annoy my family and friends. Anybody else digging them, (or being annoyed by them) well, that's just gravy. Also spreading and sharing appreciaton for some of my favorite bands and artists. I love all kinds of shit and I'm happy to know that other folks share some interests.. Sending peace and love out to all people worldwide.
Good night and God bless.
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Video
Dixie Cat Ready To Get Her Grub On....
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Dixie Cat Ready To Get Her Grub On....
Quaker Parrot Sunny Fresh Outta The Shower Rockin' The Mohawk
zhlĂ©dnutĂ 93PĆed 14 dny
Quaker Parrot Sunny Fresh Outta The Shower Rockin' The Mohawk
Melancholy Rainy Day Fretless Bass Riff
zhlĂ©dnutĂ 118PĆed 21 dnem
Melancholy Rainy Day Fretless Bass Riff
Dixie Cat Riding The Catnip High Out In The Crow's Nest
zhlĂ©dnutĂ 79PĆed 21 dnem
Dixie Cat Riding The Catnip High Out In The Crow's Nest
Quaker Parrot Sunny Afternoon Soak-age
zhlĂ©dnutĂ 909PĆed 21 dnem
Quaker Parrot Sunny Afternoon Soak-age
Quaker Parrot Sunny All Pooped Out After Taking His Birdy Bath
zhlĂ©dnutĂ 131PĆed mÄsĂcem
Quaker Parrot Sunny All Pooped Out After Taking His Birdy Bath
Quaker Parrot Sunny: Dumbawumba....Couchthumping
zhlĂ©dnutĂ 18PĆed mÄsĂcem
Quaker Parrot Sunny: Dumbawumba....Couchthumping
Quaker Parrot Sunny Worth Two In The Bush
zhlĂ©dnutĂ 2,3KPĆed mÄsĂcem
Quaker Parrot Sunny Worth Two In The Bush
Ferret Zuri So Fresh & So Clean After Bath
zhlĂ©dnutĂ 64PĆed mÄsĂcem
Ferret Zuri So Fresh & So Clean After Bath
Dixie Cat Happy To Be Outta The Bathtub
zhlĂ©dnutĂ 1,7KPĆed mÄsĂcem
Dixie Cat Happy To Be Outta The Bathtub
Cali Cat Happy To Be Outta The Bathtub
zhlĂ©dnutĂ 259PĆed mÄsĂcem
Cali Cat Happy To Be Outta The Bathtub
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Groovy
@@scramblesthedeathdealer Thanks, man. The drum machine's really doing all the work on this one...the pressure washer wanted to join in on the jam, but it's currently out of commission.
â@SHIFTYCHEF I kinda miss my old Korg Electribe drum machine. I just use drum beats on Acid Pro now.
The funk just kept getting better!
@@LiamsManual Thanks, man. I just try to let loose and wing it. Sometimes I'm pretty sloppy, but occasionally I get lucky and get it right.
You shoul dnot be touching and certainly not rubbing the back of your bird. This is their erogenous zones and you are sexually stimulating it.
A Giants fan is not allowed to make a song called âCrumb Bumâ.
They get along so well!
Yeah....I get comments on how stupid I am to allow them to be close or whatever, but I know how they interact, and wouldn't jeopardize my bird at all. That's not to say that she hasn't put him in check and smacked the shit out of him when he crosses the line, though.
@SHIFTYCHEF I grew up with a cat and a 136 lb Rottweiler, the cat was declawed in the front, even. The cat would put the dog in her place if the dog got too close/rough. đ
@@scramblesthedeathdealer I think having the animals be introduced to other pets as kittens/puppies or baby WHATEVERs is a real factor in how they generally co-exist, too. They don't know any different. Like people, I guess....we start out okay, but just learn how to be assholes.
@@scramblesthedeathdealer Appreciate the comments, by the way. Thanks.
The title comes from a demon character "Clem" from the Buffy The Vampire Slayer television show. He's got big, flappy ears and loose, wrinkly skin. He just looks like "Scrotum Dome" to me. Anyhoo......
Willie Nelson was my buddy boy, a real sparkplug. He'd fly around the house going bonkers as if he were more squirrel than ferret. He loved getting into it playing with the cats, especially Dixie. I love him and miss the shit out of him.
This one was from quite a few years back. The same two critters from the "Quaker Parrot Sunny vs. Dixie Cat's Tail" clip I put up a few months ago.
My good little buddy. He was actually my Dad's right-hand man...HIS little buddy. I miss them both. I hope that Big George was waiting at the end of that Rainbow Bridge for Lucky with a scrum-diddly-umptious bacon treat in his hand.
He's got that Royal blood / typhoons tone
Is the pressure washer for sale
Make me an offer.
I dig it. Reminds me of Toejam & Earl a bit.
Thanks....It's funny. I thought it had like a fun sorta video-gamey feel to it.
Just began looking at your shit and noticed Mr. Bungle in your videos. Consider me subscribed.
@@SHIFTYCHEF Thanks a lot! Subbed back! đ
Kinda cool that you can hear the actual acoustics of the notes I hit on the neck and then whatever the synth waveform wrangles 'em into.
What kinda synth are you plugged into?
@@scramblesthedeathdealer Just a little Line6 M5 pedal....it's capable of making some pretty wild sounds, but you can't store any patches or anything. I like goofing around with knob tweaking anyhow though.
Love this one. Need to make a song around it
Thanks, man. I kind of abandoned ship on this one and was actually gonna leave it out of this latest batch of videos, but I thought it sounded pretty fun.
Psychedelic bees are buzzin
Nice. I can imagine the percussion behind it
Thanks. I had a sort of echo swell effect going on there. It almost sounds like a synth or strings in the background.
Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez on the commentary.....and I think my Dad Big George cuts the cheese.
My cat almost fucking killed me cas I did that
Yeah....I'm always seeing things about what to do/NOT do to your cat in terms of whay they generally go for, and a common thread is that CATS NO NOT LIKE THEIR BELLIES messed with. I don't know....pretty much any cat I've ever had over the years is all good with it.
Parrots are such little asshats
Look like tennis ballâ€
He's my little Ace.
now, this here's sumthin ya dont see everydayđ
Well, some of us do. Lol
He's so Precious and Beautiful and Perfect â€â€â€â€â€â€â€
Thank you so much. He's my buddy.
Lisa Loeb â€
Amazing bird so adorable Bird lover here
Thank you so much. Birds are great. I'm baffled and sort of amused by people who are afraid of them, personally. Although, many of our phobias tend to be irrational. Thanks again.
Really blown away by the amount of views and comments on this one....thanks for checkin' y'all.
"You old fish-eyed heathen!!!!"
Samford & Sunny. Sounds like a show
Put the birds and cat and ferret and guitars away stick with Sid
Yeah. Sid be vicious.
The antithesis of George Harrison's beautiful and delicate tune....my hack-job violent and scuzzy guitar wrangling. Much earnest respect to Georgie's wonderful soul, though.
One of these days that cat's going to have parrot for dinner.
Nah....she'll smack 'em upon occasion, but she ain't gonna eat the little guy.
Sorry what ?
Forgive me....I'm a bit of a lunatic.
What a thick fluffy đđȘ± s
Thank you, it was awful.
I'm sure you're much better on the skin flute than I am on guitar. Gin Blossoms.....sheesh.
Sweet birb Sunny.
what a video title
Thanks....my titles are generally good. Not the videos themselves.
Shifty Chef, Queen of Queefs.
That's what they call me.
So badass! What a player
Thanks....I sort of bailed out halfway into this one, and it was on the verge of going to "the cutting room floor". (not that it's much worse than many of my other vids) I do appreciate your liking it though.
Nah dude, your bends are on pitch and your timing is rock solid, youâre light years ahead of most players on CZcams. I canât play like that at all
@@luciferwinterbottom Thanks a bunch, man. Truly appreciated. Keep at it (and have fun) and you'll be light years ahead of me before you know it. But that's what I love about music and art in general....it's not (or shouldn't be, anyhow) a competition. It's all "apples and oranges". Anyhow, I earnestly appreciate the kind comments.
I think I may have queefed
Gesundheit.
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So cute đ„°
Thanks. He can drive me up the wall at times , but it's easy to see why I love him so much.
Bricked up to this wet queef
Thanks, dude. Keep rocking hard. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
my quaker got killed by a stray. please be careful
Will do. Sorry for your loss.
That bird was a made man and the cats tail wasnât it was real greaseball shit amongst the Italians, everybody just had to sit there and take it
Good one bro.
That bird is cooler than I am.
Yeah, he's cooler than me too. And the bastard gets more attention from the ladies than I do. đđđđđđđ
Dog: Why's there a pear in my water
Or "Why is there a green coily turd floating in my water?"
birb
I'm such a dumb shit. I had to Google what "birb" was. Much appreciated, however.
In fairness, the Quaker parrot is just defending himself. đ
Yo esperando que el loro le agarre la cola al gato.đđđ
She's completely unfazed by the blood-curdling scream from Buffy The Vampire Slayer in the background.