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The Black Templers sent their most sane, level headed, agreeable, nicest and timid member

I wonder what his father (The Emperor) has to say about all this?

The emperor himself revived this man so he can return for Space Marine 2.

Does he have cancer or something? Or is he just taking copious amounts of ozempic?

what is the original sketch called

"I JUST WOKE PUP WITH A FUCKING STEAMING MOOD,YEH. CAUSE I LIVE IN THE IMPERIUM,YA KNOW I MEAN? IMPERIUM IS A FUCKING SHIT HOLE. I HATE THE FUCKING PLACE. I FUCKING HATE IT. ITS FULL OF HERETICS,XENOS AND DAEMONS!"

This is how I'm getting all my 40k lore 😅

He thinks he’s him

welcome back......

"Their drop pods descent heralds the onset of judgment, meteoric avatars of retribution punching through atmospheres like the fiery fists of the God-Emperor. When they unfurl their glory upon a blighted land, even the air quivers with the intensity of their zeal. The ground quakes beneath their armored tread, and from their throats, a battle-cry roils forth to challenge the very stars: a roar that sears through heresy like a blade forged in the fires of their righteous fury."

Looses a lot of the charm by having it muted every few seconds..

Man, I've had it with the CZcams censorship.

"I wrote a Codex for every Space Marine to follow. It disbands Legions and keeps Chapters to 1000 Marines." "Wow. Mr. Guilliman, you're a great Primarch. This Imperium owes you a huge debt. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME DO MY JOB!"

Now THAT is a traitor if i have ever seen one 😂

This Templar must be in a good mood

Heresy!!!

We do not negotiate with Chaos. (Captain Less)🗿🫡

God these videos are too good

Real

YEAAAHHH TROPIC THUNDEERRR

Most Normal black Templar

note that the black templars have such a grudge against chaos that there are notes of them helping out the eldar, simply because they are NOT chaos

You should make a video from that part of the Roast of Tom Brady where Brady says something like "What the fuck have all you lazy idiots even been doing here tonight?! This place needs a hero like me!" I suggest making Tom Brady as Commissar Yarrick addressing the nearly defeated Imperial Guard troops during the Hades Hive battle.

Did you just put the best savage roast / verbal annihilation in cinema history into a WH40K video? Epic.

Least talkative black templar

”Hey, would you, uh, find out who that warband was?”

Lore accurate

I like the idea of the grey knight putting his hands outside of his armour.

it wasnt just necromancy?

So Black Templars are shittalkers?

Why doesn't Joe Rogan have his own video game? I would play it. Giant Bears, ET's DMT trips. Final Boss Alex Jones.

I can't help but think of the untold billions of astropaths that have to transmit this voxcast to million of worlds everyday.

I know it means nothing coming from me but This, this is lore accurate

Lmao I LOVE these, please keep them coming!

I didn’t know it was Tom cruise til like 3 years after I watched the movie 😂😂😂 til this day I still can’t believe it 🤣

Listening to these Joe rogan/Alex podcasts again you can really hear how much dancing and interrupting he does to make sure alex DOES NOT talk about Masonic Luciferians.

I love how the last shot implies the bickering of these two can be heard from orbit! 😂

I feel sorry for the Adapt that had to be the stenographer.

I just got into 40k in june. Are black templars rage fueled? I thought they were hust devout.

0:23 disappointed it's not "the emperor" instead of "UN"

If I worshipped Slaneesh I would travel to multiple galaxies looking for that perfect PH taste

ok, but why did you mute out "fuck"

Is warhammer real and not fantasy…. ?!?!?! Lol

he's truly back!

Good to see new content from you. This always makes me smile.

Warhammer 40k is just a bunch of edgelords trolling each other.

He will tell abbadon to go clean his room and get his daddy issues with horus in check

Khorne:ey bro wanna have fun?

Bro you missed the perfect ending, "Find out who that was"

Jajajjajaja! So f0kin' good