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those backbags look annoying.

12:59 this has to be a world record wtf

I haven’t played Cuphead, and I don’t like games where that much happens on-screen at once. But I’m quite confident I could beat the game before he beats the first boss.

game journalists are like bugs when you life up a rock idk how to even explain it

I can't believe this travesty is over six years old now. I still can't help but laugh at it

9:48 Btw guys, skip to here if you want to see him somewhat properly play. I say play in a very loose way, he still makes so many mistakes 13:52 Ok I was kidding, THIS is his proper start

How to make it

I love this Mona foundation programs, if you can extend it to Uganda bullisa it will be my pleasure

So will it be on PS5?

This physically made me throw up and I think I lost vision in one eye... HELP.

좆같이 못하네

20년 넘게 게임기자를 해왔는데 게임 이해력이 이 정도라고? 이렇게 해도 게임스컴에 초대 받을 정도의 게임 기자가 될 수 있는 거야?

오 제발 😮

5살짜리 애도 저거보단 깔끔하게 플레이할듯

시작부터 고구마를 먹은 느낌이다.

난 건장한 대한민국의 노동자이자 정신적으로 문제가 없는 청년이다. 하지만 당신은 26분의 긴 영상에서 고작 26초만에 나에게 다양한 질병과 정신적 충격을 주었다.

진짜 개같이 못하네 시발

Hey look the idiot who couldn't beat the tutorial of cuphead is here.

this cretin cant even properly participate in a voice chat. I loved the howling ac in the background at all times, starting at 0:00

I had heard about this video and even saw small clips of it some years ago but today was my first time seeing it. I'm an older man and no longer play platformer games like this, they require a certain amount of twitchy finger dexterity and I could easily see this game in later levels requiring a certain perfection to complete. But not that first level. I did not expect it to never be cleared! It was like watching a very young child play a video game.

Why does he hold the steering wheel like that lmao. Was he playing cuphead with the wii steering wheel?

“Bro I’m lagging” “Bro my finger slipped” “Bro he shot me in the head he’s so lucky” Bros skill:

This is super painful to watch especially for me since I have beaten Demon Crest and Super Mario bros 3 on snes when I was 6 years old.

How does someone like this GET THE RIGHT to literally fk up a work of art just because he doesn’t know how to NOT run into a wall for 80+ seconds over and over. Jesus I pray this guy doesn’t have kids

Holy crap. How does someone like this even get a job anywhere NEAR video games. How fkn dare him write a scathing review when he can’t progress past what a toddler could pick up on. Someone averaged out a METRIC fk ton of videos to see how long it takes players on average to pass the first part.. on average, it is roughly 6-8 seconds. Good ol’ Deano takes over 85 seconds to do it. So over a 1200% amount of time it takes this “Video Game Journalist” to do it. What a crock of shite.

I know cuphead is hard BUT NOT THAT GOD DANG HARD WHERE U CANT BEAT TUTORIAL

Why did he talk to the guy three times lmaooo this can’t be real

And i hate AI ok?

And they get it now

Ok?

And they need to talk about Activision and Call Of Duty

And they need to talk about 2024

I don't like 2023 because that year was disappointing

How is this video not more popular? It’s brilliant advice.

The 4 years old me could do better

Okay, so either my brain has melted at this point...or the reason this moron keeps re-spawning enemies may actually be because they are expecting a health pickup.

I don't think I'll ever be able to believe this person has played a video game previous.

First dash: 0:09 First midair dash: 0:11 First midair dash while at max jump height: 1:03 Successful midair dash: 1:32

A comatose patient would have done better

Dean Takahashi sure is one of the journalists of all time

For everyone's context: this guy was not a platformer buff but was the only one available at the time to play the game, read the desc next time.

We have yellow paint in games because of this mf 💀

Poofesure plays better than this. And he’s terrible at Cuphead.

Lol very sad.

Watching Dean play is like watching a foreign creature do it's own thing. Dude's intelligence is sub human, shits extraterrestrial.

It’s hilarious this person has a job at reviewing games.

I’m really bad at the game and even I beat it faster than he would, it took me over 3 fucking years, that’s how bad I am

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