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he's doing what he wants when he wants

The way Ricky tells the story about the micro chip crabs convinces me that Steve was the lead writer on the projects they wrote together. It’s hard following him when he’s trying to tell a story, he jumps from point to point like an excited toddler. I can picture them working together and Ricky getting all excited about an idea but can’t get his words out, so Steve has to work it into lines for him. Karl’s a better storyteller than Ricky 😂

I think about "Do you want to remember how I knew about you?" a lot

@m0rbo I feel I must inform you that I fell asleep to this video and was leaning on my phone. And in the process I have accidentally reported this video to CZcams . I’m just writing this comment now to apologise if something happens. I am very sorry

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That puff daddy one is crazy prophetic

The tomatoes thing is completely true, although it was pewter knives and forks as opposed to "lead plates"😂

Still good

Educating ricky lol think im with carl on this one they eat fucking eggs wi embryos in it ffs

15:23 my favourite part is when it suddenly cuts off mid sentence and starts a new section, leaving you with no idea what they were about to say!

What the fuck am I watching

Why does the same segment repeat over and over again? Karl really is a lazy fool.

'Alien gives man a beard' gets me everytime 😂

The title of this video has been renamed after 10 years, for no good reason.

They weren’t….. they weren’t properly 😂

9:24 the phone booth says Covid.

There's no H in "airy chinese kid"

......bangles.

Having been found on his hard-drive there exists a chance that Osama Bin Laden watched this the night before his death.

Yes I do.In 2024 I'm still listening on pretty much repeat and they still make me laugh!!!!!😍😍😍

37:50 ITS NOT HIS VOLT!!!

Best cliffhanger in the shows history @ 1:33:50

This is unironically the peak of internet art.

3:02:18 *RARE KARL THINKING LIKE AN ACTUAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEING AND NOT A SHAVEN CHIMP MOMENT*

Cool

2:10:05 genuinely surreal to hear Karl think critically and express sceptical disbelief. Don't worry though. He goes right back to believing it half a second later.

2:02:07 AQUALOOHNG!

1:28:51 the inaudible muttering noise after being prodded on the statement "it went long" is music to my ears. Press him on his nonsense and press the temples of his perfectly round head.

1:26:42 I wonder how many times Karl has had his deluded little fantasies debunked and destroyed by Gervais/Merchant after totally misreading some information, only to respond with a measly "...well..." or "mmmm" or "weird". It's his way of clinging to what he WANTS to be true even if he's totally embellished it. It happens pretty much every single time Karl tells them anything. What a total moron.

1:23:21 Karl's totally on autopilot when responding to Steve with that "yeah yeah yeah" hahahaha.

42:07 if Ricky said a minute, Karl would've said 50 seconds. If Ricky said 5 minutes, Karl would've said 4 minutes 50 seconds. If Ricky said an hour, Karl would've said 59 minutes and and 50 seconds.

Couldn't even get to why I should care about this Spax guy before the creator of the video calls him an autistic retard over fucking nothing nearly 80 seconds into the video in what felt like 3-4 minutes of not actually setting the scene. As he says I guess I'm a winner to not know who Spax is because some autustic retard made a bad youtube video.

3:06:55 PUT SUM STAMPS IN YA GARDEN

Garlic bread

This is a heavy watch

Never forget if you’re feeling low: 1) you’re not alone, and 2) be Kermitted to your treatment

In my dreams this is probably gnomes be prank calling the internet

Trouble is, Karl's cried wolf far to often to be believed.. He's 99% bullshit😂

Another title for the lead plates and tomatoes could have been: 'Gettin led on, bout what yer been fed on'. 'What's tomato with you' is class 😂

Imagine the out cry these days with karls 'do we need em' idea 😂 the worlds gone soft!

Bonfire The word is actually derived from Middle English bonefire, meaning literally "a fire of bones." The earliest appearance of the word is glossed ignis ossium-Latin for "fire of bones." And a citation from the 15th century confirms that this is not just a learned folk-etymology. Cold Shoulder Origin The origin of “cold shoulder” dates back to the 1800s when it was a literal reference to serving a cold piece of meat to a guest who was no longer welcome at a dinner party. Giving someone the cold shoulder about whatever meat they had cooked was a clear, unspoken signal that they were no longer welcome, and it was time for them to vamoose. The phrase has since evolved to take on the figurative meaning we use today. Poor Karl!

There is no way he can be that stupid no way