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Melinda Hill
United States
Registrace 21. 09. 2006
Comedian/ actress/ writer from Late, Late Show, Lady Dynamite, Adventure Time, Netflix, Comedy Central.
Creator of Romantic Encounters with Melinda Hill and Melania Trump's Cousins.
www.melindahill.com
Creator of Romantic Encounters with Melinda Hill and Melania Trump's Cousins.
www.melindahill.com
i got engaged
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Open relationship
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why cheat when u could just be in an open situationship? 🤔 help me understand👇👇 #openrelationship #standup #comedy #woman #comedian #polyamorous #pansexual
Celebrating Breakups: The Courage to Walk Away
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We delve into the empowering decision to leave toxic relationships and the importance of celebrating those who choose self-love over societal pressure. Let’s congratulate those who avoid the pitfalls of marriage for the right reasons! #BreakupCelebration #SelfLove #HealthyRelationships #Empowerment #LifeChoices #MarriageMyth #CourageToLeave #MentalWellness #LoveYourself #RelationshipAdvice
When are you coming to visit? 👇 🧘♀️ 🌊 ☮️ 💃 ✈️ 🌍
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When are you coming to visit? Dm me for a special r8 #sayulita #mexico #mytravelgram #travel #travelphotography #travelblogger #yoga
Messterpiece
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We’re making a cool comedy and you can be a part of it! 🩵🩵🩵 gofund.me/e85f5131 Also seeking aligned producers/angel investors, inquire within
Melinda Hill: Messterpiece pitch
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Help Melinda make her new hour of comedy! Melindahill.substack.com Gofundme.com/melindahill realmelindahill #comedy #funny #standupcomedian #mother #mothersday
Kristen McGuinness on Lit with Melinda Hill
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Kristen McGuinness on Lit with Melinda Hill
Ben Lee on Lit with Melinda Hill podcast
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Ben Lee on Lit with Melinda Hill podcast
Becoming Broadway Barbara on Lit with Melinda Hill
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Becoming Broadway Barbara on Lit with Melinda Hill
Melinda Hill’s Self-Partnered Honeymoon
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Melinda Hill’s Self-Partnered Honeymoon
Melinda Hill in "Love, Weddings and Other Disasters"
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Melinda Hill in "Love, Weddings and Other Disasters"
Cali's Crystal Corner: Bisexual, Long Distance Relationships.
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Cali's Crystal Corner: Bisexual, Long Distance Relationships.
Cali’s Crystal Corner: Burning Man Edition
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Cali’s Crystal Corner: Burning Man Edition
TV Writers and Comedians Show and Mixer hosted by Melinda Hill
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TV Writers and Comedians Show and Mixer hosted by Melinda Hill
Melinda Hill Stand-up: Louis C.K., #MeToo & Equal Pay
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Melinda Hill Stand-up: Louis C.K., #MeToo & Equal Pay
Melinda Hill stand-up @ The Kennedy Center, Washington D.C. "Magicians & Strippers"
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Melinda Hill stand-up @ The Kennedy Center, Washington D.C. "Magicians & Strippers"
Melinda Hill stand-up at The Kennedy Center, Washington D.C. "Stripping"
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Melinda Hill stand-up at The Kennedy Center, Washington D.C. "Stripping"
Melania Trump doesn’t believe Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels
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Melania Trump doesn’t believe Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels
Melania Trump doesn’t want us to care about her clothes
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Melania Trump doesn’t want us to care about her clothes
#melaniatrump says she supports #metoo movement but women “need evidence”
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#melaniatrump says she supports #metoo movement but women “need evidence”
Always hilarious Melinda
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That closing line was great.
😂🤣😂🤣
Stupid
Was a good joke ruined by what ever the fuck that movement was at the end
thanks so much for your opinion! blessings and blissings xo
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Wtf
thank u so much! :)
Liked and subscribed🤣gold
thank you! <3
This has to be a set
yes it's from my special Inappropriate! thanks for watching
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Is that you doctor princess from adventure time
You’re so cute and adorable Grey Delisle ❤❤ love you
I thought this vid was a SNL skit. Now I understand the ridicule the band got. Funny AF.
Your fantastic. Bring it on Melinda Hill. Funny, brilliant, and hot stuff.
Waiting for your new special, Melinda
You can add me to that me too movement. It’s showtime!
You're hilarious Melinda I don't understand why some network does not give you your own comedy show it would be awesome
I think I will lol. I like when she says she needs a husband, don't hear that much these days.
😂🤣💚
Promo-SM 🌷
One of your “we’re cheaters …” collabs came up on my feed randomly and I did d double take - you look and sound SO much like Drew Barrymore! I’m sure you hear that all the time, but it’s uncanny!
Having a guy cracking your back is a bad idea. It could cause a serious injury
Sounds just like my Grandmother Like That's exactly how she does when shh he leaves a message That's Funny Glad it's not just me
First
I've heard so much crazy in the past few years that I am rarely shocked at the extreme stupidity that comes from people's mouths anymore. I don't know how to feel about that.
I'd tell that women "well if it's not that far, I'd appreciate you getting 30 000 feet away from me".
l m a o
Promo sm
A class act. 🌹🌹🌹
lol 😂
I love it. 😂. XO
Absolutely right…two halves do make a whole, but two wholes make for so much more :)
Melinda is a Shining Star 🌟
LOLOL. Would love to catch you on Tour. Wishing You the BEST in 2024!!! XO 😊
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Where tf is she performing next
THERE WAS SO MUCH I WANTED TO SAY ON THE MAN VS WOMAN ISSUE, AND IN-PARTICULAR ABOUT WHY A MAN'S BODY STAYS PURE WHILE A WOMAN'S BODY DOES NOT THAT I HAD TO CUT IT UP AND PUT IT HERE ON CZcams IN 7 DIFFERENT SEGMENTS. (Part one) There is actually a very easy answer to the problem of women no longer being able to find a good man to marry them - something which is in large part their own fault - (although not only their fault) meaning - they did not want to marry a good guy when they had the chance (when they were younger, pure, innocent - aka - virgins) but rather - they wanted to stay on the merry-go-round of having many men and boys to good time it with - or you ladies thinking that you needed to pollute your bodies by your getting the experience of having sex with a bunch of different guys before you settled. And now that the well of good men has dried up - they’re left with nothing or having to settle for the refuse (garbage) type guys that are left out there - with the truth about those being - that most don’t want to get married anyway - but simply want to use women and girls as a play thing for as long as they can and then discard them like a used tampon. even so - there’s still an easy fix to this problem which has come about for women of their not being able to find a good man to marry them - one which the bible itself actually foretold would one day become the case. “AND IN THAT DAY SEVEN WOMEN WILL TAKE HOLD OF ONE MAN AND SAY TO HIM - “WE WILL BUY OUR OWN FOOD AND CLOTHING - ONLY LET US ALL BE CALLED YOUR WIVES SO AS TO TAKE AWAY OUR REPROACH.” (ISA.4:1)
(Part 2) But before talking more about that - women and girls should first of all be made to understand that God designed the female body in a similar manner as he did the egg in their womb - in other words - just as only one sperm is allowed to penertrate the egg - the same is true of the female body when it comes to sex. God’s design for the female body is to have only one male to enter or to have sex with her - ever - this for the reason of the effect he designed the semen of a man to have upon the body of a female - with that effect being - to connect or to yoke her body to that of the man who puts his semen into her - a man who should be her husband in-as-much as this yoking or bonding is permanent - never being able to be undone or taken out of her - which then means that even if she was to leave her first sex partner and marry and produce children for some other man - those children will have certain qualities or aspects in them which were in that woman’s earlier or other sex partners - something which would not be the case if she’d been a virgin when her husband married her and only ever had sex with just him.
(Part 3) The fact is - that in this day and age - and for the reason of how a man’s semen affects the body of a female - and for reason of the number of boys and men so many of todays women and girls have had sex with - no man should be required to have only one wife. Such would be like going to the cookie store - finding packages of cookies which someone has already open and sampled some of the cookies in those packages - and then put the tampered with packages back on the shelf for someone else to come along and buy. But then when the cookie shop owner tells you he wants you to pay full price for the tampered with package of cookies, you say to him that you might consider buying several of the tampered with packages of cookies for the price of one new unopened one (a virgin package) - but you will not buy a tampered with package of cookies for the price of a virgin unopened one - and especially not a package of cookies which there’s no telling how many others came along and sampled and slobbered all over that package which had already been opened - with their even leaving some of their slobber in or on the cookies - not to mentioned they did whatever else they desired to the already opened packages of cookies.
(Part 4) And although women will counter with the argument - ‘Well what about all the different women and girls men will have been with. Most of them are not virgins when they marry.’ It’s different for the reason of how God made the female body to be affected differently by sex from that of men. The female body was designed by God to mate with only one man - with that man being the first one who puts his semen into her body. And so while we’re told in the bible that a married female’s body can be adulterated or be made impure and unclean due her having sex with some man other than her husband (Num.5:19&20) - however nowhere in the bible is it ever said or indicated that a man’s body can also be adulterated or made unclean or impure for reason of his having sex with more than one woman. He can commit adultery by having sex with another man’s wife (Lev.20:10) - but his body itself is not adulterated. As earlier brought out - a man’s semen serves to connect or yoke a female’s body not only to the body of the first man who has sex with her - but to the body of all other men who has sex with her after her first as well (which is the very reason such a female is referred to being impure or polluted) - so much so that if she has sex with any other man after her first there will come to be for her body particular negative type consequences - and not just for her - but even children she will give birth to for a later man will be affected seeing that elements made a part of her body due to her having sex with earlier or more than one man will be transferred to those children. That’s the effect the semen of a man has on the female body - it yokes or connects that woman’s body to that of that particular man - or better still - inputs some of himself into the body of that female - forever. But such is not the case for a man - which is no doubt one of the reason God in his bible gave men the right to have more than one wife (Deut.21:15-17) but he did not give a female the right to be with sexually, more than one man or to have more than one husband. In other words - the same negative effect which takes place upon the body of a female for reason of her having sex with more than one male is not the case for a man’s body nor to his offspring for reason of his having sex with more than one female.
(Part 5) To put all of that even more simply we could just say - all of the male sex partners a female will have had whose semen entered her body - when she finally settles down to one man - she in-reality brings all of those male sex partners with her into her marriage or final sex partner relationship since all of those males put un-removable elements of themselves in her body when any amount of that man’s semen entered her body. And in fact - although a great many people may not be aware of this phenomena - it is a scientific fact that women in-particular, have observed features, qualities, or characteristics of a child they gave birth to which were similar to that they saw in one of their past male sex partners. And what in the world could have been the cause of such as that? It’s because as said - those males put un-removable elements of themselves in her body - forever, when any amount of their semen entered her body. On the other-hand - for the reason that females have no similar such type substance in their body like that of semen which would affect a man’s body or allow them to input some of themselves into the body of a man - forever - a man’s body stays the same - unchanged by his having sex with even a hundred different females. In other words he does not bring into any sexual relationship he has with a new wife or woman, elements put inside of him by any of his past or even present female sex partners. His body is still made up of just him and not a mixture of him and all of his past female sex partners. But not so the female body - which is why we read in our bible that a female that’s had even just two male sex partners, as her being termed as having become polluted (JER.3:1), impure, and unclean. Yet there is never the same said about a man - no matter how many different female sex partners he will have had. With that said - here’s the actual point we’re getting at by our usage of the bible passage found above and below: (“AND IN THAT DAY SEVEN WOMEN WILL TAKE HOLD OF ONE MAN AND SAY TO HIM - “WE WILL BUY OUR OWN FOOD AND CLOTHING - ONLY LET US ALL BE CALLED YOUR WIVES SO AS TO TAKE AWAY OUR REPROACH.”)
(Part 6) - That point being - that while God says in his bible that women and girls being harlots/whores (a female who has sex with more than one male) is something which is an abomination to him (Deut.23:18) - on the other hand a female being one of a man’s wives is something that’s not only not looked at as being bad in his eyes (but apparently as good according to several bible passages) it’s also an arrangement by way of which a female can come out from being in a bad standing with God to being in good-standing with him (according to that bible passage) - for it fits in with his design of things for our lives. Such as that is the very reason god gave laws regulating the situation of where a man had more than one wife (see Deut.21:15-17 & Lev.18:18) and it’s also the reason we are told that “seven women would take hold of and say to one man - “MARRY ALL OF US SO AS TO TAKE AWAY OUR REPROACH.” note: as for the made up laws of the Babylonian white boys who’re forcing all of us to live by the rules and laws they’ve invented and put upon our lives - their laws are the exact opposite of God’s. Their made up law say a man having more than one wife is a crime - but women and girls being whores is okay and even a good thing.
(PART 7) “AND IN THAT DAY SEVEN WOMEN WILL TAKE HOLD OF ONE MAN AND SAY TO HIM - “WE WILL BUY OUR OWN FOOD AND CLOTHING - ONLY LET US ALL BE CALLED YOUR WIVES SO AS TO TAKE AWAY OUR REPROACH.” BUT NOT MARRY JUST ANY MAN Of course it should be understood that a female going out and choosing just any-kind of man to become husband to her is not the answer to her being able to get out of the dog house with God or a way to gain his approval. In other words - she can’t go out and find a man who hates God, or does not recognize him as God - and therefore lives a life contrary to what god has prescribe for us to live - and then marry him and feel she’s done something which will put her in a good standing with God. You can’t go out and attach yourself to an enemy of God and then think you can become a friend of his. As the old saying goes - “The enemy of my enemy is my friend - and the friend of my enemy is not my friend.” The person who is a friend of someone who hates God is not God’s friend - and the person who refuses to be friend with someone because they hate God - is God’s friend.
Coincidence? Ha. Good call on the bands part. I bet the video was kick_ss, yet the consideration was woefully lacking in substance. Poor kitty. 😊
Your a natural and amazing talent. LOLOL. Merry Christmas from DFW. 🎄
what was cringe about this
A great show Melinda.
Thank you so much 😊
Melinda - destroying a butt-hole guy with a smile and sweetness. loved it.
PRETTY, INTELLIGENT, FUNNY. I WANT ONE JUST LIKE YOU.
Much of this is actually accurate - except the part where the guy says he's pure (or his body is pure) for the reason that he hasn't had sex with any females before this girl - because the truth is - from the understanding given in the bible from the very one who created the male and female bodies - it's only the body of a female that is caused to become impure, unclean, or adulterated due to her having sex with different male partners - with such a condition being caused to come to the body of a female for reason of the semen of different males coming be in or coming into contact with certain areas of her body. In other words - the condition of a man's body stays pure, or the same - no matter how many different females he has sex with (this because the body of females do not produce a substance in them similar to the semen produced in the body of men - which has an effect upon the body of men as the semen of men has upon the body of a female) - so while the body of a female is caused to becomes mixed with, and thus the condition of her body changed, due to the semen of different males coming to be in her body - a male's body stay the same - pure, unchanged by whatever number of females he's had sex with. And the fact is - according to what God tells us in His Bible - a female is no longer pure if she even has sex with just two different males - let alone more than two (which is why it's very important for a female to be a virgin upon getting married to a man). Such as mentioned is the very meaning behind what's said by God in the Bible passage found at Jer.3:1 - where He refers to a woman who has only been with just two different sex partners - as being polluted.
PRETTY FUNNY STUFF MELINDA - AND EVEN SOME OF IT IS ACCURATE. MORE PLEASE.