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It's wild to see these really talented people climb. Hell yeah!

Are they clapping for asparagus or is this edited weird?

Genius 😂

Greatest comedian of all time, bar none. I know there were greats before and among him but no one's got the awareness this guy has or their finger on the pulse- he speaks to me

He’s a top tier 😂 Easily top 4 greatest alive 👏

Mr Bilbo... Baggins

That was a perfect 5 minutes watched this in australia then on CZcams - radical

classic!

You can see how he's testing the waters with these jokes which I have seen in other specials with bigger audiences, smart idea really, he can also change the wording or add some stuff to them to make them even funnier

Come back

The women at 1:21 definitely felt called out 😂

This man says, "it's asparagus!" and I'm laughing over and over, ever time I hear it. Two words. Incredibly funny man. God bless him!

He's overdue for the Mark Twain prize.

Lol

I kinda feel sad how comics have to do the same routine over and over. Ive seen bill do this routine in 7 different places and hes doing it 3 times a night every night. I couldn’t do it.

Is that pesto in your omelet? haha

This dude is very funny he has a future in standup

Not 5 min or less.

Yea, and in my country Ukraine women have more rights than men, but still men froced t stay and country and fight when women cant be fored to fight and freele flee frm the country, and Un, feminists fucking anyone doesnt see inequality or sexism on it, fucking hypocrites.

15 years later, still relatable and still oh so true!

one of my all time favorites

So much truth told!! 💯👏👏

5:16

Legend 👍

0:19 insane that this girl was from a bill burr set.

A specail guy has been hoping to find som won that won't screw a specail guy over that actuley wants to hav kids with a specail guy and who ever that new som won may be hopley she won't back paddel wons the kid is mine and over two years old

Dude he went in fast and strong. Murdered.

5 minutes for bill is just the warm up

Men should be evacuated from danger first

That's a rock solid condensed set. They loved every second. 👌🏼

😂

I.really really want som won that I can hav a familey.with kids with

This comment is for myself 😂 2:05

His impersonation of Sean Connery is Gold never laughed so hard

Actually seemed a bit nervous for ths first ½ minute or so, then got the BB groove happening 😆👍

It’s an amazing talent to win over an audience in just 5 minutes!

Its funny cuz its TRUE

I see the jpeg anywhere on CZcams and I instantly think: Oh, is that Pesto in your Omelette? 😂

There are no feminists in a house fire! ROFL!

wow he had hair

“Ooh It’s asparagus’s.. It’s a asparaguussss”.. xd

Bill. Always spittin'

I remember that guy falling scene in Titanic so picturing it made this joke even more funny. :)

So timeless. I've heard them all and still laugh. What a great talent!

1:30 asparagus

Bill Burr ROCKS!!!❤

IS THAT PESTO???👀🤣😂

thats gotta be one of his best stand ups, 5 minutes of pure gold.

Marriage is a man trap

@2:45🤣 *Asparagus* 90% of people say, do and buy the most obtuse shit, catcher in the rye, I just don't want to be a phony 🤔