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5:19 ive seen this tiktok in the same style of video for a completely different horror podcast lol

I thought i broke my phone

13:37 is my all time favorite Georgie moment

Can we just talk about the fact that despite calling Martins poetry "awful" Jon clearly read all of it.

2:08 spider 2:46 airplane passport slap 6:54 lucky im a superhero That is all

2:08 bro you used hair spray, what did ya expect lmao. Spider got fossilised in ultra speed.

Jons supplementals were the most unhinged he's been until season 5

1:27 BAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO ACCURATE HELP 3:53 PLSSSS 😭😭😭😭 6:55 💀💀💀💀💀💀 10:14 CRYING

anyone else thought that this was a tv show? im probs just stupid and clueless, but some animations i see make me feel that way

Basira is an icon✨️✨️❤

"What's the name of that assistant you have?" Martin "No, the hot one" Martin

I never noticed the static at 10:02 and now I'm so sad omg I didn't realize he did that to Melanie

The "Fuck Peter" at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:11:58 hilarious

23:52 I just love how deadpan she say it

4:15 savage

I live for the entire archival staff bullying the fuck out of Elias

Shane as Elias being amused as the Unknowing is going down is so good. Also “you’re lucky I’m superhuman” is an amazing one, too.

"Martin, you left the recorder running again." "What- NO! No, I didnt"

4:40 THATS NOT FUNNY, HE REMINDS ME OF MY OLD YOUTH LEADER

I love how Martin is encouraging the murder tendencies, he's absolutely unhinged and I'm living for it

god never realized how gay s2 jon is

HEARING SASHA AND NOT SASHA SPEAK IN THIS CLOSE RANGE MAKES ME FLABBERGASTED I HADNT NOTICED THE DIFFERENCE

elias liking those white wine mom quotes is now canon thank you

Oh fuck, hahaha, that Sasha Not-Sasha one got me

That first one.. ;-;

24:09 ohhohoh

Martin your taste in men is abysmal and I understand completely

THE MICHAEL ONE

ok but like??? 2:15 ish? THERES AN EPISODE ABOUT A GUY WHO HAS AN IMMORTAL SPIDER BUDDY OR WHATEVER i don't remember the specifics bc i listened to it four hours ago, but i do remember it happened because, as previously stated, i listened to it four hours ago.

I’ve just realised that the guy who voices Peter has a really nice voice. Like, I’m not sure what it is, but his voice is just a genuinely pleasant sound. Maybe that’s why I don’t hate him as much as I should haha Edit: I’ve just realised that I’m absolutely in love with Peter Lucas and would give my soul to become an avatar of the lonely with him and his hand in marriage I think I need help -_-

Good lord I always forget how much Jon's tone shifts throughout the series bahaha

her voiceeeee

11:29 I don’t think I can express how fucking amazing it is that you made Jon the soft one there it’s so good omg

12:08 who is speaking here btw?

I'm crying my eyes out listening to 170

Martin is in LOVE WITH YOU! That is why he’s “sus”!!!

Why was 3:37 peak Elias energy

worms

10.14 broke me

season 1: *jon is mean to martin* me: lol kiss him then season 5: *they kiss* me: THE

3:33

Ive listened to mag 170 so many times and it still makes me sob

Martin being so isolated that he talks to the tape recorders as if they were people

"what did he do to martin" Man's about to commit a war crime

I can't find the season 4 teaser literally anywhere. Like I listened to it on Spotify and it disappeared. And I can't find it on yt either

sobs in jonmartin

I love how, despite all his anger and paranoia, Jon is so much kinder to Martin in general. They went and got lunch together and he didn't even grumble under his breath about it. Also, Martin is the most well-adjusted team member at this point. S1 he was personally hunted by Prentiss and then had to live in paranoia for months, lived through an attack, found a dead body. For all of s2 he's trying to keep everyone alive and okay as best he can, and then goes back for Jon at the end to make sure he's okay. He's so sweet and brave and deserves that kindness and respect.

Hey, maybe it's a good thing Jon didn't take Martin's suggesting of destroying the table yet?

6:58 no this is so accurate 😭