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Genius. ❤

Weird, "Dinner with the Parents" doesn't appear on Prime Video UK at all. I'd have liked to see that.

Euro 2000 England were shit poor lucky to qualify

Without Southgate England would of been Euros and World Cup holders 😂

Good luck with it Sooz! I'd come see it myself if it weren't for that darn Atlantic ocean.

I attended a 90s music charity gig yesterday and not one Pulp song!

I do need help and support, I watched Dr.Who until circa 4th Matt Smith episode, but then didn't watch (Karen Gillam smashing "robots", which are plastic mannequins and she's using kids foam baseball bat) Ok, so I'm watching Ncuti But where/when are you in Who?

Hello Sooz Kempner

The Vienetta knock and spin out took time to do and I thank you for it! 🤣🤣🤣

You single handedly caused me to buy a Viennetta the other day. I did think it was suspiciously cheap for something so fancy - I hadn't noticed that Viennetta is basically the fundamental economic benchmark.

An Alanis impression? Will it be ironic?

So excited!!! See you soon!

Mate, theres a £1.50 sale for vienetta at Iceland.

Holy shit Sooz I had no idea you were in Dr Who or an Amazon Prime show. And those reviews of your fringe show sound great too (no surprise there). Seems like your career is taking off. Congrats, you deserve it you tremendously funny and beautiful human you :)

Hello, you're Sooz Kempner and you're great 🤩 Windows 98 is so you too!

Was it possible to see your show in Edinburgh last years I mean

Love it, good luck for the Fringe!

Pretty certain 'You macho asshole' was an ad lib and something Caine had been dying to say the whole time he was working with Seagal....

jeeeez

I'M A FISHERMAAAAAN

Personally I am upset that England didn't win the French election, that they didn't enter doesn't matter, what matters is that I expected them to win and now I'm disappointed. I'll be distraught if they go out in group stages of the US election. Bloody Southgate.

oh dear

Unimpeachable logic from the boy, as we have come to expect. I'll have what he's having.

All I see from England fans is complaints about how terrible the team is, as it has played itself into the final match. I think they'll be happier to have England lose and give them something to complain about for the next four years. And it will be because of their reluctance to use Malcolm's cutting edge strategies.

Punditry at its best

Malcolm for next leader of the Tory Government Party.

“What if it had been lava like in a volcano?” Absolutely amazing

"2008. Brilliant team." Perfect summary.

Malcolm! Good to see your face. As Twitch never tells me when you're on (tells me everyone else, I'm at a loss) I must ask: have you moved?

Lol I love this woman, she's very amusing. We need the end of nadine dorries really lol

Malcolm is so scary in his accuracy (the character, I mean). "You can't k*ll people on the field.." 🤭

Inverted memory syndrome. Bless him. Quite common in Blokeland.

Sooz! There's been so much going on in the UK and without your videos none of it makes sense to me.

This is just very funny 🤣🤣🤣

I tell people Gareth Southgate has won more major tournament games as England manager than every other manager put together in my lifetime (I'm 40) and you can see the words bounce off their reality filter as they resume deriding him for having no plan.

C’mon Malc - give us some truths

😂😂

Got COVID after getting vaccinated 😂. What did you get vaccinated for again? I didn't get COVID and didn't get vaccinated. Got two minor colds since 2020. Wear the slave mask people 😂

I don’t recall Nads ever looking…ahem….erm….that good! Apart from that, nailed it!

Is it me or does Michael Caine look like he's wearing far too much make up. If you compare him to Steven Seagal he looks waxy

Sooz for PM

The basic elements of that movie (incl. that stunning location) might have worked well as part of the "Rambo" franchise - and, of course, without Seagal.

HE’S A HYPOCRITE! Wants 18 year olds to give up a year of their lives fighting for their country, when he couldn’t do an afternoon of it himself!

Zippy has good taste. Debbie is fit.

I almost wish Nadine Dorris was back in parliament, so you could continue this brilliant parody. Thank you.

Dont apologise for not wearing makeup, you look great.

I miss you MadNads.

I love this.😂

The question mark in "love without question?" is my favourite bit.

At least Farage can console himself that it wasn't a chocolate milkshake.