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George Carlin - A Place For My Stuff
George Carlin talks about things we own.
Clip from "A Place for My Stuff" (1981)
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George Carlin - Have A Nice Day
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George Carlin talks about the phrase “Have a nice day”. Clip from "A Place for My Stuff" (1981)
George Carlin - Rice Krispies
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George Carlin talks about Rice Krispies cereal. Clip from "A Place for My Stuff" (1981)
George Carlin - Interview With Jesus
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George Carlin, as Jesus, is interviewed. Clip from "A Place for My Stuff" (1981)
George Carlin - Join The Book Club
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George Carlin’s advertisement for book clubs. Clip from "A Place for My Stuff" (1981)
George Carlin - Abortion
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George Carlin talks about abortion. Clip from "A Place for My Stuff" (1981)
George Carlin - Ice Box Man
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George Carlin talks about the responsibility of controlling the refrigerator. Clip from "A Place for My Stuff" (1981)
George Carlin - Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
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George Carlin plays Bob Barlow, the host of a new game show. Clip from "A Place for My Stuff" (1981)
George Carlin - Fussy Eater
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George Carlin was a fussy eater when he was a kid. Clip from "A Place for My Stuff" (1981)
George Carlin - George's Disc Jockey Theme & Show Opening
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George Carlin’s fancy intro to the show. Clip from "Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc Not For Sale Anywhere!" (1971-1977)
George Carlin - Tattoos
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George Carlin talks about tattoos. Clip from "Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc Not For Sale Anywhere!" (1971-1977)
George Carlin - Hitchhiking (short version)
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George Carlin gives us some tips to use when hitchhiking. Clip from "Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc Not For Sale Anywhere!" (1971-1977)
George Carlin - Clerks, Hankies & Emma
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George Carlin likes to fuck with store clerks. Clip from "Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc Not For Sale Anywhere!" (1971-1977)
George Carlin - Elmo's Song by Johnny Badcheck
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George Carlin sings “Your Wives Are Having Sex With Other Men”. Clip from "Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc Not For Sale Anywhere!" (1971-1977)
George Carlin - Monopoly
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George Carlin - Monopoly
George Carlin - New Sports
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George Carlin - New Sports
George Carlin - Hitchhiking (long version)
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George Carlin - Hitchhiking (long version)
George Carlin - Guacamole
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George Carlin - Guacamole
George Carlin - Nuts In Cake & Toenail Clippings
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George Carlin - Nuts In Cake & Toenail Clippings
George Carlin - 400,000 American Musical Favorites
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George Carlin - 400,000 American Musical Favorites
George Carlin - Peas
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George Carlin - Peas
George Carlin - Losing Your Place
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George Carlin - Losing Your Place
George Carlin - I'm Musical
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George Carlin - I'm Musical
George Carlin - Lost & Found
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George Carlin - Lost & Found
George Carlin - Public Affairs
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George Carlin - Public Affairs
George Carlin - Snapper Lawn Mowers
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George Carlin - Snapper Lawn Mowers
George Carlin - How To Handle A Heckler
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George Carlin - How To Handle A Heckler
George Carlin - Closing
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George Carlin - Closing
George Carlin - The Coney Island Recordings (bonus track)
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George Carlin - The Coney Island Recordings (bonus track)

Komentáře

  • @earlmcraw5606
    @earlmcraw5606 Před 7 dny

    China helped sell the American dream to the rest of the world, obviously without the quality.

  • @jimoncken6936
    @jimoncken6936 Před 11 dny

    George gave up comedy and transitioned into an angry old man.

  • @dennishanna4389
    @dennishanna4389 Před 12 dny

    A genius, simply a genius! Funny and truthful. dennis hanna

  • @Nobodycares06660
    @Nobodycares06660 Před 16 dny

    THERE. IS. NO. FUCKING. GOD.

  • @rococoblue
    @rococoblue Před 19 dny

    😂 the audience bit was hilarious.😂

  • @Spudgonzo
    @Spudgonzo Před 23 dny

    “But we don’t have time for rational solutions!” I use this phrase all the time!

  • @user-zg7un2lc7x
    @user-zg7un2lc7x Před 28 dny

    This was one of his funniest bits

  • @packleader1215
    @packleader1215 Před měsícem

    Keep the vote part in mind you wishful thinkers

  • @EveSaja
    @EveSaja Před měsícem

    Very fantastic

  • @J810MFG
    @J810MFG Před měsícem

    Threw a snapper by the snapper to catch a snapper!

  • @Johnnywiseify
    @Johnnywiseify Před měsícem

    This would go over really well in Canada today. iykyk

  • @Pangloss6413
    @Pangloss6413 Před měsícem

    Window boxes are cute and I wish people still had them

  • @rosenti
    @rosenti Před měsícem

    I cannot reason with these people, THEY'RE DELUSIONAL and CRUEL.

  • @darewin1300
    @darewin1300 Před měsícem

    What an intelligent man. He was against male genital mutilation. I sure wish yall would pull your heads out of your azzes

  • @user-gk7cn8ot5h
    @user-gk7cn8ot5h Před měsícem

    They eat anyhow. Therefore, their bellies look like pregnant women. What a disgusting looking body.

  • @maralisil
    @maralisil Před měsícem

    One of the funniest bits I've ever seen! Brand new to me, too! I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

  • @robertamorrison3462
    @robertamorrison3462 Před 2 měsíci

    I love this!

  • @danielrahmani9487
    @danielrahmani9487 Před 2 měsíci

    Love this 😂

  • @drewhenderson9932
    @drewhenderson9932 Před 2 měsíci

    So true and so funny

  • @buckfutter3238
    @buckfutter3238 Před 2 měsíci

    Never mind those people at the bus stop, if they knew anything they wouldnt be riding the bus. 😂

  • @buckfutter3238
    @buckfutter3238 Před 2 měsíci

    Its missing the ending, this bit actually ends with him saying, i sense I've gone too far, so I'll change the subject, heres something ive never told ya, I've never fucked a 10, never fucked a 10, but one night i fucked five 2's, and i think that oughta count. 👍

  • @bigtechsucksass
    @bigtechsucksass Před 3 měsíci

    i love him, fuck CZcams

  • @DuWayneJamesSnider
    @DuWayneJamesSnider Před 3 měsíci

    That putz that's been grossly degrading women... to borrow a word from an unhappy lady on "Threads "... FUCK OFF ! KEEP FUCKING OFF ! KEEP FUCKING OFF TILL YOU GET TO A SIGN THAT SAYS" I CANT FUCK OFF ANYMORE!"😅😅😅😅 I WONDER WHAT YOU WOULD SAY ABOUT THESE RIGHT WING YAHOOS NOW GEORGE! R.I.P!

  • @jefforgeron5249
    @jefforgeron5249 Před 3 měsíci

    Sister in Law went saw Carlin and was upset that he cussed. The woman is a idiot.

  • @jonnylaser85
    @jonnylaser85 Před 4 měsíci

    Damn George!!! All you had to do was live a little longer and you would have been the happiest of guys!!! Is it bad that I feel the same way? I know it’s a joke, but idk

  • @anitamcginnis8028
    @anitamcginnis8028 Před 5 měsíci

    George Carlin is blaming God for the mess, with our own freedom, we create.

    • @Unmaskedblasphemy08
      @Unmaskedblasphemy08 Před měsícem

      If you've seen any other videos, you would have seen he blames humanity as well, Ignorance

  • @user-gk7cn8ot5h
    @user-gk7cn8ot5h Před 5 měsíci

    If George Carlin is alive, he would has said I told you so about these stupid or close minded people 😂

  • @andresmonroy7289
    @andresmonroy7289 Před 5 měsíci

    Del raye a la rutina

  • @Dark-Sentences
    @Dark-Sentences Před 5 měsíci

    *There are no Atheists in hell. Everyone in hell is quite sure God exists. George Carlin now knows God is real.*

    • @ArtworkEx
      @ArtworkEx Před 5 měsíci

      There is there God

    • @Dark-Sentences
      @Dark-Sentences Před 5 měsíci

      @@ArtworkEx On the scale of all knowledge mankind knows much closer to nothing than everything. Therefore, the decision to declare that there is no God is one born of emotion rather than knowledge. It is premature, immature, unsubstantiated and unscientific. Atheism is nothing more than a Temper Tantrum thrown at God.

    • @therebellioussheep2368
      @therebellioussheep2368 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Dark-Sentences You have the intellect of a child if you genuinely think there is a man in the sky watching down on you and knowing everything you do. What are you, 12 years old? Talk about lack of critical thinking skills.

    • @Dark-Sentences
      @Dark-Sentences Před 3 měsíci

      @@therebellioussheep2368 You're busted. The one who made you says you're a phony fool. Romans 1:21-22 *Yes, they knew God,* but they wouldn’t worship him as God or even give him thanks. And they began to think up foolish ideas of what God was like. As a result, their minds became dark and confused. *Claiming to be wise, they instead became utter fools.*

    • @Dark-Sentences
      @Dark-Sentences Před 3 měsíci

      @@therebellioussheep2368 Revelation 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

  • @user-gk7cn8ot5h
    @user-gk7cn8ot5h Před 5 měsíci

    The firefighters and EMT staff attitude on the street prove how stupid they are on global scale.

  • @NicholasPhillips-fv5xf
    @NicholasPhillips-fv5xf Před 6 měsíci

    Same here

  • @TKGIOIA
    @TKGIOIA Před 6 měsíci

    RIP American Mr. Conductor and James the Splendid Red Tank Engine (with the NYC voices)

  • @JHATDRUMMER1976
    @JHATDRUMMER1976 Před 6 měsíci

    BLOW ME! BY ANY CHANCE DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?

  • @aceofswords1725
    @aceofswords1725 Před 6 měsíci

    Utterly fantastic.

  • @VicGChad07
    @VicGChad07 Před 6 měsíci

    George Carlin does not need a content warning. He _is_ the content warning.

  • @serpentines6356
    @serpentines6356 Před 6 měsíci

    I am looking for the routine where he goes through the history of the titles of magazines...Starting with "Life", and ending with "Self".

  • @chadrasmussen1154
    @chadrasmussen1154 Před 6 měsíci

    Lol he's screaming up at us

  • @user-yc5zb8uq8k
    @user-yc5zb8uq8k Před 6 měsíci

    My dog loves this video

  • @user-gk7cn8ot5h
    @user-gk7cn8ot5h Před 6 měsíci

    Aw, he did not mention shoplifters and the house invaders.

  • @sheilastutz6436
    @sheilastutz6436 Před 7 měsíci

    😂

  • @da0484
    @da0484 Před 7 měsíci

    This shit never gets old😂😂😂

  • @davidmynhardt5705
    @davidmynhardt5705 Před 7 měsíci

    You must be ALL KNOWING to say that

  • @patrickmichael3384
    @patrickmichael3384 Před 7 měsíci

    Carlin’s radio tuning impressions are how I think a rap song SHOULD sound!

  • @user-fq5kg6gk1g
    @user-fq5kg6gk1g Před 7 měsíci

    lol I love ❤ George Carlin 🤘😎🤘

  • @user-fq5kg6gk1g
    @user-fq5kg6gk1g Před 7 měsíci

    Lol 😂 lol 🤣

  • @Purplehazeallthroughmybrain

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌

  • @realpain84
    @realpain84 Před 7 měsíci

    Carlin is simply the best! Love his Videos on YT ... Wery sad that he left us...

  • @fredklein3829
    @fredklein3829 Před 7 měsíci

    George Carlin is in heaven now, making fart jokes with Leslie Nielsen.

  • @mridge01
    @mridge01 Před 8 měsíci

    Took me a while to notice his stage is a graveyard.

  • @adilverdi
    @adilverdi Před 8 měsíci

    And this was on *BBC*