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This battle scene has to be one of the worst ever (fight choreography wise). I watched other scenes of this show on youtube where they straight cut shots after two parties face each other and when they decide to shoot it, this pathetic excuse of a “fight scene” is delivered. Too much shaky cam, in weird directions, cutting scenes every 2 seconds so there is no sense of direction or location of where everyone is and who they are fighting, weird closeups 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

So great

Kinda surprised any of them managed to escape at all with how many cavalry the Saxons had!

I really love this music

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

its shit, vikings never use crossbows in this century. even later it was very special weapon by vikings.

1:12 - fairly standard process to get a viking to take a shower.

3:04 Dude gets impaled on the spikes but then at 3:23 he's gone. This seems... improbable.

He takes it like a man.

Actually the Nails were stabbed in the wrists not the hands

Jarl Borg had some of the coolest fighting moves though.

Oh the Trojan coffin 😂

I swear I can hear 'fatality' in the background. 😂😂

Ragnar -- "Eyyeyy What's all that noise out there?!" Bjorn-- "Nuthin' Pop. Just Erlander goin' out like a punkarse biach. Go back to gettin' high Dad." Ragnar-- "Awlright then."

Кто снял это говно?

Lagertha is HOT 🥵

It does not seem reasonable that Ragnar's men would let Knut out of their sight.

The Anglo Saxons are looking so hilarious.

I crossed my legs twice........

It's bros before hoes, but apparently it's hoes before villagers.

The recoil on those crossbows is intense lol.

And now we feast!

Who wins? Ragnar Dual wield no injuries vs Heahmund the warrior biship?

Female fantasy fest.

s1-s2 were my favorite seasons tbh

Good thing he could find his way back out

Siggy was a bad ass.

Rollo would have ended Jarl in 30 seconds

This actually fairly accurately describes what a vikingr does. They'll kill the warriors, but they aren't cruel and the have laws. Giving the old man water before taking his jug away was VERY on brand for their culture, their belief was it was so difficult to get to that point that it's worthy of respect

Dumb cruel film without any value. All this scene is so cheesy and ridiculous.

It was necessary to shoot at the ships with incendiary arrows, and then retreat in an organized manner, deep into the territory, without stopping showering the Vikings with arrows.

Torvi mother bear putting down a guy while holding little Ragnar

She got nut blood on her face

Actors Vladimir Kulich and Jouko Ahola are in this raiding party. They're also well known for playing Viking characters in other movies like 13th warrior and Kingdom of Heaven which I think is a good homage for their performances. Also Vladimir Kulich also voiced Jarl Ulrich in the video game Skyrim who is also portrayed as some sort of Viking like leader.

No one in this show could take Rollo in a 1v1 fight. The closest in terms of fighting skills were Bjorn and Ragnar

There ain’t no way that would work in real life lol. The archers just stop firing while they are dismounting in the water too. Factually attacking an enemy While they are coming out of the river is a huge advantage. Thats like when you do the attack

TIL Valhalla Harald Finehair

The sound effects of a scrotum and two balls hitting the ground

That why better die stand than life like slave

"Balls!" said the queen. "If I had two I'd be king."

Great scene.... wow. Small detail,- the arrow should not move at all. It is pinned to the post. But nicely done.

camera is shaking way too much.

Brutal

The smell must have been sooo horrendous lol nasty catholic bastiches.

Lagerthas character makes no sense to me. She leaves Lothbrok, an Earl, because he got another woman pregnant. She then leaves with her young son for another Earl who openly physically abuses her for YEARS, and is also abusive/neglectful to her son. Won’t forgive and stay with Lothbrok who loves them both but WILL stay FOR YEARS, with an abusive drunken pos, no problem 🤷🏼‍♂️ Oh, and no matter how many years pass, she doesn’t age a day, gain weight, or even change her hairstyle. Her son looked older than her by season 4

Women never change.

"I 'ave 'im in my sights, Sir. Just say the word an' I will drop theTango!... Oh wait, wrong century!"

She should have eaten them, thats what a real "shield maiden" would have done. LOL

Me to I was making sure that my eay was still there 😅

Viking trash!