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Registrace 7. 07. 2014
"The Internet is, like, a pipe full of Soup" - Sarah Marshall
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“I’m not right, but I'm not THAT wrong” - Hank Green
Simpsons: Hit & Run Is Not As Good As You Remember (Sorry!)
This video is what happens after several ADHD fuelled rabbit holes make babies in the closet and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
Also bold of me to keep jacking hbomberguy's style after he "Plagiarism and You(Tube)" dropped
ADDENDUM: for the record, I really like Quinton Reviews. His 8 hour video on iCarly basically saved me on a long ass hour train ride from Scotland to London, and his vid on Dan Schneider was excellent -- I found learning about his role on Head of the Class and how that basically opened the door for him fascinating. The bit about video lengths twas a jest. I mean, look at the length of this video! I don't have anything like a high horse to sit on. Relax!
💸 Patreon: www.patreon.com/SoupEmporium
🐦 Twitter: no.com
📈 References: pastebin.com/aU6VB9sD (Look, I don't like that it's in a pastebin, either! But it was too big to fit in the description!)
A huge thanks to exa_eille for their insights into speedrunning for this game and checking the second half of the video over, and, as always, my lovely Patreons. You stuck with me for a year and a half while I shat this out. I hope your patience was rewarded
Also not to spoil the best joke in the video but can you believe I got @SimonClark to do a cameo in this!? It's still hitting me how cool that is!! I've been a fan of his stuff for years! And he's in an overindulgent video I made about a decades old video game!
Timecodes:
0:00 - Intro
3:12 - Qualifying Statements
9:07 - Game Feel
12:53 - When The Simpsons Went Bad Mini Essay
20:02 - Simpsons Game Bad Mini-Mini Essay
24:09 - Principal and the Pauper Is Fine, Actually Mini-Mini-Mini Essay
42:12 - The Actual, Objective Reason The Simpsons Stopped Being Good Mini-Mini-Mini-Mini Essay
49:18 - Return of the Game Feel (Hey, Remember When We Were Talking About Hit & Run?)
1:00:20 - Structuring A Game
1:01:33 - The Problem With Artificial Difficulty
1:14:18 - Seems I'm Full Of (Road) Rage Mini Essay
1:20:48 - Physics!
1:25:52 - The Difficulty Detour Superhighway
1:45:52 - Platforming Detour
1:50:19 - Look, I really wasn't joking when I said I played the whole thing. So if you don't wanna watch three minutes of a tutorial video, skip to the next timecode
1:53:03 - Back To The Platforming Detour (Ahh. You skipped the tutorial, I see ...coward)
1:54:30 - Mario 64's Camera Crimes
1:57:03 - The Life And Crimes Of Hit & Run's Camera
2:08:05 - We're Through The Looking Glass Here, People
2:16:23 - Credits
Also bold of me to keep jacking hbomberguy's style after he "Plagiarism and You(Tube)" dropped
ADDENDUM: for the record, I really like Quinton Reviews. His 8 hour video on iCarly basically saved me on a long ass hour train ride from Scotland to London, and his vid on Dan Schneider was excellent -- I found learning about his role on Head of the Class and how that basically opened the door for him fascinating. The bit about video lengths twas a jest. I mean, look at the length of this video! I don't have anything like a high horse to sit on. Relax!
💸 Patreon: www.patreon.com/SoupEmporium
🐦 Twitter: no.com
📈 References: pastebin.com/aU6VB9sD (Look, I don't like that it's in a pastebin, either! But it was too big to fit in the description!)
A huge thanks to exa_eille for their insights into speedrunning for this game and checking the second half of the video over, and, as always, my lovely Patreons. You stuck with me for a year and a half while I shat this out. I hope your patience was rewarded
Also not to spoil the best joke in the video but can you believe I got @SimonClark to do a cameo in this!? It's still hitting me how cool that is!! I've been a fan of his stuff for years! And he's in an overindulgent video I made about a decades old video game!
Timecodes:
0:00 - Intro
3:12 - Qualifying Statements
9:07 - Game Feel
12:53 - When The Simpsons Went Bad Mini Essay
20:02 - Simpsons Game Bad Mini-Mini Essay
24:09 - Principal and the Pauper Is Fine, Actually Mini-Mini-Mini Essay
42:12 - The Actual, Objective Reason The Simpsons Stopped Being Good Mini-Mini-Mini-Mini Essay
49:18 - Return of the Game Feel (Hey, Remember When We Were Talking About Hit & Run?)
1:00:20 - Structuring A Game
1:01:33 - The Problem With Artificial Difficulty
1:14:18 - Seems I'm Full Of (Road) Rage Mini Essay
1:20:48 - Physics!
1:25:52 - The Difficulty Detour Superhighway
1:45:52 - Platforming Detour
1:50:19 - Look, I really wasn't joking when I said I played the whole thing. So if you don't wanna watch three minutes of a tutorial video, skip to the next timecode
1:53:03 - Back To The Platforming Detour (Ahh. You skipped the tutorial, I see ...coward)
1:54:30 - Mario 64's Camera Crimes
1:57:03 - The Life And Crimes Of Hit & Run's Camera
2:08:05 - We're Through The Looking Glass Here, People
2:16:23 - Credits
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Doesn’t matter. It’s the best game for giving me endless hours alone as my family struggles and fails to finish the tutorial. 15 is years later and it’s still a mystery
It's this same type of thinking that have people saying that California is due for a massive earthquake capable of splitting the state in two. Why such a fatalistic outlook on Californias' future. Do people really want to see such horrible disasters ocurring in real time? If I may digress slightly here, I am also reminded of people who "see" signs everywhere of the second coming of Christ. You know, that period of time where civilization will also come to an end as we know it. We got politicians actually pursuing the means to cause his second coming to arrive sooner. I like to think that God, as the creator of all, also has the ability to change the future as we think it will occur. In essence, God can change his mind. I like Christ and all, but I don't think that I want to see him while I am still alive in this body. Proficies don't paint a nice picture of existence just before his arrival. All in all, I just can't understand the mind of a Yellowstone / CA. mega-earthquake / _second_ _coming_ advocate. It's like they want to see hardships everywhere.
2 hours of loudly proclaiming that you have a skill issue is certainly a way to return.
It was at the hour twenty five mark I thought "this video has barely talked about the subject of the video, thats lame, im gonna go watch something else" And so I did
Awwww…… so I’m probably gonna die some lame way like heart failure in my 80’s… YOU COULD HAVE LET ME DREAM SOUP!!!!!!
Boo im dissapointed
The most terrifying part of this video is not that I now question whether Koko could truly understand language... It's that now I am actively questioning whether HUMANS can truly understand language... is sentience real? Am I real? Am I thinking real thoughts right now or am I just a collection of neurons and chemicals responding to stimuli through a filter of conditioning? Oh god... I need to stop going down youtube rabbit holes...
Behaviourist psychology is so stupid
If you fully upgrade the Securitrons, kill the Brotherhood, and get a positive rep with the other local factions, the Independent ending is actually pretty stable. There's some unrest but it fades fast into a new status quo.
Bro jinxed us
Based off the fact that you couldn’t spell civilization right I’m not taking your word on this, just had to comment that, I’m not even watching the video.
"Civilisation" is the British spelling. Peak America brain. Peak
@@CrabExposedToDeltaP HAY don't bundle all Americans to have the same IQ with idiots like this guy!
@@CrabExposedToDeltaP I don’t do British spelling, I do American spelling. Classic know-it-all Brit thinking the world revolves around the UK. 🇬🇧
@@CrabExposedToDeltaP Either way, my main point is that I don’t trust anybody with any kind of prediction or forecast, especially not on something the scale of the Yellowstone caldera. If you want to believe everything your told, go ahead. I come to my own conclusions.
@@jackso_28And you think the world should revolve around American spelling?
1:03:30 Jfc, Nim really did just use the signs to do nothing but beg for food. No different than a dog.
Mental retardation at it's finest. God you sound so stupid it's actually mind boggling. I don't know how people like you share my air...
How is he being stupid he literally is using math, science, history, sources to back up his video disproving the end of humanity, and what do you have to back up your response your feelings?
Lmao who hurt bro
37:00 You lost me. It's not just that the show retconned Skinner, it's that they handled it so poorly. Making Skinner a wild stallion is like making Flanders an atheist, it completely goes against every single aspect of the character. The reset to status quo at the end was handled poorly, too. It wasn't a lampoon like the episodes you referenced, there was no joke, it was just....pointless.
Two hours for this roundabout description shit? If you're going to interest me in a controversial statement as such, get to the fucking point and not make me watch a 2hr video of this rambling. The game is as amazing now as it was in 2003, same as San Andreas in 04. It was amazing and new then and it's nostalgic and memorable now. The smooth cartoony graphics makes it seem like the graphics are timeless tbh, compared to other 2004 games of the time where the graphics really show their age. The only downside of the game I can find is the game is just driving against people or time with repetitive missions, but eh it was still fun and it still is now. Otherwise I wouldn't watch Jerma's 11 hour video of it. Tldr, it is a good game, same as MC3DER is; make a 5 minute video next time. Fucks sake you're disturbingly autistic with your rambling, and not in a good way.
Agreed this video was exhausting to watch
I absolutely agree, this game is a little bit (not really a little) overrated
An America hater in Istanbul punching the air rn
you are so gay
"You want to see the profits of democracy? Then go and see 'em. Across the street, a bunch of freaks are playing Colosseum." Stupendium had House pegged, lyrically.
That really is too bad it would be fun
but nukes will
honestly I cannot muster a single atom of sympathy for the great khans, I think Yes Man was right about 'em
How welll cab i gypd sighkjf seding fhr kduvoard
However china is failing bad
Love you're vids but please in the future make the talking point more clear, i thought this was a game review but it was mainly just reviewing on why the simpsons as a whole have degraded.
You know what? I agree honestly. After playing this game again as an adult, it hasn’t aged well. It’s buggy and not fun from a gameplay perspective. But, I accept that this game was a big part of my childhood… but so was sticker star… Also, The Simpsons Game was something I HATED and will never ever return to. Great video.
In the footage of Helen available on CZcams there are some scenes of her typing at a Braille typewriter. There are cuts to close-up of the work in progress. Has anybody made any effort to pause and subtitle her typing project?
Very entertaining video. I loved the simpsons quotes sprinkled in your script, very subtle touch for big fans of the show.
How well can I type without seeing?
.............. you know "fascism" has a definition..... right?......
How tf did I miss this upload???
I adore the editing in this video!!
0:28 I'd like to imagine the doomer smiling while he contemplates the possibility of never paying rent again.
okay but the Simpsons game was kinda fire
How well can o type woth outt drring. On a phone, lol.
This video fucking rules.
Man, what a great video essay about The Simpsons with a bonus segment about The Simpsons: Hit & Run.
Well there goes my plans for Thursday you jerk
... and then it goes to commie LARP. Sorry, I'd rather not get killed for wearing glasses.
Mr Emporium have you seen venture bros?
If you want a similarly vexing statistical mess, try looking at "how many lives were *saved* during the Holocaust?" I tried it once and that way lies madness.
"Mt vesuvius won't erupt" -Citizen of Pompeii
Oh boy another simpsons video to add to my list of video essays to watch over and over and over!!! Joyous joyous day!!
Completely off topic but why is this in a Michael reeves C++ tutorial playlist
was asking myself the same question
9:10 I hate it when youtubers do that it's like, instead of critically watching and breaking down their experience, they front load the video with mined numbing garbage and put the critical stuff at the end when you're to out of it to care any more allah Mr.entor or any movie reviewer.
I know that youtube has an obsession with long form videos and i realize that this is far from the lomgest video on youtube. But there is a lot in this video that just doesnt need to be in there. The entire nearly 40 minutes criticizing modern simpsons, the various detours on car physics or talking about road rage. I think your main point of this game being extraordinarily janky and full of aritificiak difficulty could have been explained in an hour, maybe even thirty or forty minutes.
I was looking for a simple gaming video to fall asleep to and found some of the sharpest societal critique on the internet! Your ideological roots are clearly visible, yet you argue extremely neutrally and factually. That makes your suggestions extremely persuasive. Great job!
"Mom can we buy GTA San Andreas?" "We have GTA San Andreas at home"
How well can I type without staring at a keyboard
Sure is nice I never played it