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You know!? They Pounding this poor man into the dirt if all 4 testicles are sore, from clapping Krogan cheeks all day.

Only Garrus Vakarian could have me giggling like an idiot in one moment and borderline sobbing in the next. "I want something to go right. Just once. Just..."

I like Mordin’s reaction. He did work not too entirely different from Cerberus, morally questionable work, however like on Tuchanka, the experiments on sapient life disgust him.

Thanks Shepard. You should go.

Better to just have him die in the suicide mission if you didn't get his loyalty...

Your version of Sheppard looks like a substitute teacher I had in high school! She wasn't a good one, though. She mostly just sat there and held the chair down.

Go for Ten they tell me. Go for Ten!!

Как такую раскраску сделать?

That's SPACE JUSTICE!

What I love about this situation is that everyone thinks that you're gonna allow this high ass Volus into a firefight

I didn't even know you had an option to not recruit him.

If she had a proper followup in Mass Effect 3, and if Shepard were allowed to survive the romance with her in Mass Effect 2, Morinth could have been interesting. Guess not.

The spirit is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised...

Man, I never got this.

Zap Brannigan: the soul is willing, but he flesh is squishy and weak

Shepard: Dr Saleon, stay with Garrus. Keep him alive. Dr Heart: YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!!!

Fun fact: the voice actress of Samara is Billie Eilish’s mom!

How do you have that hairstyle?

*it’s the FEMALES Shepard* Wrex says with a look and tone that implies he’s seen a horror movie monster. lol.

they tried hard to make fem shep not look like femshep failed she looks like femshep found the oreo stash

What I love is after they start to get along you can see Shep smiling at them. Like a parent being proud of their kids ^^

Zaeed: Sleep well, deluded jackass. Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

With the rate at which Krogan breed, poor Wrex is going to be homeless after all those child support payments...

Shepard: Alex, Stay with Garrus. Keep him alive. Alex: Alright then. Garrus: Thanks, Shepard. You better get going. Shepard: Kardan, Stay with Garrus. Keep him alive. Kardan: Good to see you again, Garrus. Garrus: Yeah, one big happy reunion. You better get going, Shepard. Shepard: Sovereign, Stay with Garrus. Keep him alive. Sovereign: He will live because I demand it. Garrus: Okay, I have a lot of questions but I'll save them for later. Thanks, Shepard. You better get going.

When you enter the final fight against Jedore, Zaeed says something along the lines of "Would someone shut this bi*** up already?!" 😂

If he transferred his last names would be "Vas Defahnz" (pronounced vas deferens) or "Vas Iktomi" (pronounced vasectomy).

kasumi dont have a line?

Oh Jacob, that's why nobody likes you...

I can smell my greatness.

How is any of that something to complain about?

尻請考取ㄏㄡㄨㄟㄨˇㄌㄨㄇㄕㄇㄜㄧㄧㄧㄡㄖㄨㄥㄙㄨㄥㄧㄣㄩㄥ

Your Shepard looks like Doc from The Secret Saturday’s

The good old Bad cop, Bad spectre strat

Urdnot Wrex = Reverse!Zeus

honestly garrus deserves it

At least the Alliance had Shepherd's back.

Shepherd: Wait so you guys dont wanna go on this suicide mission with me? Everyone: NO!!!

A game later Turian Councilor: Shepard, the Reapers are attacking Palaven! Shepard: Ah yes, "Reapers"

How do you get the illium characters if this is the beginning

Now I just need to see kasumi’s reaction

Ok i love this scene. But ont thing bothers me, What about that outfit. Thats not in the game

That bag of ice was for his pingas, his overworked pingas

I think... Flemeth foreshadowed Hawke's sacrifice in the Fade here, in more then one way.

The combination of Wrex going "Ughhh..." and the lord crashing sound is far too funny to me.

1:25 probably because she wants more peaceful krogan

All yall who were hoping for softcore porno are NASTYYY

This might be the funniest scene in the trilogy outside of the Citadel DLC.

I never not asked about Qwib-Qwib!

Shame they didn't make it (in the Legendary Edition) so you can recruit all squad mates (except Legion I suppose) early in the game.

I didn't even know you could choose to not recruit him lol..