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Palpatine: I know a man who knows a man who knows a shapeshifter who knows a robot who has bugs and the bugs have an anvil to go kill padme

How surface level of you

See lazy the tech makes them

Still better writing than anything from the Sequel Trilogy.

Who let bro cook 💀

Lol😂 Lesson learnt:Never try the MC😂

Who is here in 2024????

Uh technically it was Gunray who wanted her dead. Who hired Jango to kill her but he told Zam to Kill her who got lazy and sent a droid using the bugs Jango gave her to kill her. Honestly why didn't the droid just shoot her?

Cosmonaut variety hour deserves a shoutout for this. It is his dialogue but sped up

Awsome

The hat's right

“Ah a classic Cosmonaut rant…”

It doesn’t phantom menace refers to Darth Sideous

The ultimate plan😂

No lies detected

"YOU'RE GOININ' 'OME IN A WOODEN BOX" just felt so much like "They're goin' ta bury what's left of ye in a soup can!"

Back in my day, lightsabers were more deadly than a flashlight

Ok but like would you wanna be the one responsible for the death of Padme and potentially have a pissed off anakin hunt you down. You saw how relentless he was when Obi Wan “died” and he found his “killer”.

You know Dooku overpays people when the people he hires hire other people to do the deed for them

This game is really incredibly magnificent I know it I finished it and am trying to do all the Bonus lists 😊😊

Or its just that all the themes stretch across all the movies so much that many titles could be made to work for several movies.

This is hilarious, and the movie does a garbage job of conveying this, but the goal was never to kill Padme - it was to give the Jedi just enough of a lead to learn more about the Clone army Syfo Dias commissioned at the time that would be most advantageous to Sideous and Tyranus.

Cal kestis getting electrocuted… *Looks to his right* Starkiller “yooo, you too huh?”

I mean I guess he’s right

Why is it wrong I don’t understand

This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while, thanks 👍

You said the word padmé 10 times+

the video that made me get hogwarts legacy

Don't forget Nute Gunray wanted Padme dead

He's worse the one who shall not be named

I mean to be fair to Jango at that point while he could kill Padme that's going to get him in trouble with the Jedi because he'll have tried killing someone their protecting in front of them, just leaving and trying again at a later date isn't safe because the shape shifter he hired could tell the Jedi who hired them, so the only logical way to keep himself safe is to make is look like someone goes hired him to kill the shape shifter to tie up loose ends if they failed.

It actually makes sense. As the more degrees of separation make it less likely to have it traced back to Sidious.

I think the point was to create the illusion that Padmé was in danger to have Anakin and Obi-wan assigned to protect her, then have Obi-wan connect the dots and find Kamino so he could deploy the clones, while Anakin alone with Padmé so that he forms an attachment to her because Palpatine already knew he had feelings for her and he could then use that attachment to manipulate Anakin and turn him to the dark side. But what do I know?

A Year late, but... you got 1, 2, and 9 Wrong: Anakin's power in II is much more than his power in I. therefore, _that_ movie should be called _The Rise of Skywalker_ In IX, Palpatine claims to be *ALL* of the Sith. So, even though he fails, that movie should still be called _The Revenge of the Sith_ Which means George Lucas had Movie 1 right. Additionally, in II, the 2 Sith were on opposite sides. How could the Sith be taking "Revenge" if _half of its membership_ was going to lose regardless?

I hate the prequels, but there is a good reason for why Jango kills Zam instead of Padmé: if Zam spilled the info that she was hired by Jango, it would be traced back to Palpatine, or at least Dooku. Jango killing Zam was a really smart move, but the events that lead up to it were dumb :/

*pets cat while epic fight music plays*

This reminds me of the bad endings to the Force Unleashed games.

Mr Plinket did it

What the actual fuck

Ah the canon ending

This isn’t accurate to the lore, because of the faulty and inferior metals in Anakin’s suit, he couldn’t raise his arms over his head and couldn’t move very well, and the suit was awkward to move in, causing Vader to have to use the force to keep balanced.

How the fuck did he think of this?

Fun fact: They all died in a reverse order First the bug, then the droid, then the shapeshifter, then Jango Fett, then Dooku, then Palpatine

Enemy: "You're going home in a wooden box" Player: "I'm bout to say avada kedavra so mf loud"

Everyone reaction was like if you get knife kill in laser game.

You torturing me.... No shit

"You're going home in a wooden box" You aren't going home at all

This mistake was made because when George Lucas time traveled to the past to plagiarize these movies, he remembered the titles but since he wasn’t that big of a fan he mixed them up.

And then padmé kills padmé

So true