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"I could have worn the green shirt today! Wear the red one, they said. Nothing is on the schedule, save the green one for an away mission, they said. You bast....."

Erk! 😅 That last one is NOT a signing language lol

Watch out...he knows fractions

Ah, the famous after-death-nose-twitch.

1:32 He's dead but still breathing😀

The entire TNG fanbase, it should have been WESTLEY, not him. Poor dude was just doing his best.

TOS was all about gods and monsters. TNG still dabbled with it but was way preachier and malevolent/silly. There’s a reason I can rewatch TOS almost endlessly but TNG outside of the “best bits” just makes me cringe.

Continueity was on holiday for this episode!

Technically speaking, if we're just taking into account uniforms, that one dude who had his head exploded by Picard and Riker was also a Redshirt. So that one takes the cake compared to this, for sure. There was _splatter_ for god's sakes! 😆

He obviously went to the Shatner school of acting 😅😅

Dude! The outro is best! :D 11/10 Ferengi on fire!

but the red shirts in _TNG_ actually had gold shirts…

I remember when this episode came out and as soon as I saw the red shirt guy I had never heard of before I was like "Awwwww shidd here it comes!" And I didn't have to wait long! Hmm. Now I wonder what the quickest redshirt death is. As in time from the character first being seen to being a goner? In this one it was 25 seconds after his introduction before his fate was sealed.

You never want to be the miscellaneous ensign that is seen for the first time in the series.

This is what happens when you download the entirety of the movie Birdemic into someone’s brain

Red Shirt *and* black. Two clichés in one.

It gave all their last names except for laforge called him Jordy .

Hmmmm, never saw that one. Probably his last thought was "I should have worn the blue shirt"

Polaski was always so quick to declare a death. i mean damn, is CPR no longer a thing?

This is the Star Trek version of The Money Shot.

He didn't even go down to a planet

Which season and episode ?

The moment the omnipotent alien made the expendable star trek redshirt character REALIZE he was a expendable star trek red shirt character! 😂😂😂

Who were they conversing with, Gizmo?

Whhhhuuuaaaaaaaawwww

A Black character/extra died? Was killed off?! What?! lol. That's the history of hollywood movies. Google it people...

You've made me go watch this episode again on Netflix 😂

i dont think i ever saw that episode. i really thought that red shirt was a core cast member for sure.

Ugh, thought I was going to see stuff from Star Trek.

"Medical emergency, beam two people to medbay STAT" But noo.... "My superprogressive 23th century handheld device says there's nothing i can do, because we aren't taught resuscitation anymore"

Why did he have to be a Black guy?

Anyone remember the ancient meme of him seeing that KFC went bust

Hmmm… squish! Dead bu… i meant human.

So some super powerful being has never heard of death? Where has it been for the last billion years, and where did it come from?

Bruh… He did him dirty

The first two seasons suck so much. lol

Could Tamarian be considered alien brainrot?

Haskell: "boy I sure do love being alive. Can't wait to start my first day as part of Captain Picard's shift!"

"I wonder which season this was." Pulaski walks into frame. "Oh thanks"

I don't know. The Nemesis movie hull breach on the main deck, and the 2009 reboot Olsen's parachute folly are pretty rad

Riker acting like he was so boredhe was spaced out

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where transporters operate consistently... "Picard to Transporter Room 3. Pull another copy of Ensign Wilson out of the buffer and transport him directly to the bridge. Yep, he died again."

Arms wide

Unless Picard and Riker are redshirts (hint: they're not), Haskell ain't a redshirt. Their outfits are purple (Command track at that time).

At the end of the show where the entire crew is gallantly facing death because Picard couldn’t think his way out of it, the entity lets them go. And all the basement-dwelling trekkers pumping their Cheeto-dust covered fists in the air and swigging their Mountain Dew with the other fist; shouting Yeah that how us humans face death! As if not an hour ago they weren’t whining to their mommies about having to take their kid sister to the mall to buy new shoes.

Dead but his nostril is still moving at the end there.

Someone needed to tell him to breathe softly because we can see his MASSIVE nostrils flaring in and out.

I think I understand. In death every member of the crew has a name..His name is Ensign Haskell. His name is Ensign Haskell. His name is Ensign Haskell.

I remember this one. Picard, on learning the being intends to kill maybe half his crew to learn something, activates the Self-Destruct with a countdown to give everyone time to get comfortable and make their peace rather than let it happen. Later, several senior officers try to change his mind-but it's creations of the being, not them, which Picard easily figures out. AS a result, faced with the total loss of all? He lets them go with seconds left on the Self-Destruct...

Lore accurate.