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Jonathan Dong
Registrace 14. 01. 2013
Hi. I'm Jon. I take photos mostly, but sometimes I make videos.
THRIFT OPT - [Illinois College of Optometry Parody]
We are the optometrists... ...let us look deeply into your eyes...
Jonathan Dong, Writing/Direction/Production
[ jonathandong.com/ ]
Featuring Rich Miller and the Illinois College of Optometry c/o 2016
[ www.ico.edu/ ]
A Student Optometry School Parody based on "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore X Ryan Lewis, dir. Jon Jon Augustavo
[ czcams.com/video/QK8mJJJvaes/video.html ]
Filmed March 2013 in Chicago, Illinois.
Special thanks to everyone involved, including the students, staff, and faculty of the Illinois College of Optometry, and a special shout-out to Communications and Media!
Disclaimer: The content of this video does not necessarily represent the views or policies of the Illinois College of Optometry.
[LYRICS]
I'm gonna pop some adds
Only got 20/40 with correction
I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin'
This is presbyopic
Walk into the exam room like whaddup I got a white coat
Nah, I'm just pumped, got BIO in my side tote
Chart on the screen, 'bout to check some vision
The people like, "Damn, that's a professional clinician"
Bottom line, whatcha see? O N P, L T E?
20/15 -3 at distance, hold this card for me
Stand lamp on the E, hopin' for some good hygiene
Somethin' funky in the air, prolly shoulda worked in Peds
But it's a 9 to noon shift!
Wipin', rettin', refractin', 'bout to go and get a trial lens
Patients seein' clearer than ever with my prescriptions
Drop 'em and sendin' 'em to the waiting room to dilate
60, 90, 120 minutes that ain't too long to wait
I'ma take your UCT, I'ma take your ACT,
No, for real ask your grandpa, can I take his IOP?
Anterior chamber deep and quiet
Fluorescein stain that punctate keratitis
They had some hordeola, they popped some hordeola
And now they got infection gettin' all up in their stroma
Tono, tono, it gotcha seein' yellow
Stickin' the tropicamide in your palpebral fizzho'
I could be poppin' in the drops for the cyclo'
My colleagues be all like "Aw, he got aniso"
I'm gonna pop some adds
Only got 20/40 with correction
I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin'
This is presbyopic
I'm gonna pop some adds
Only got 20/40 with correction
I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin'
This is presbyopic
Whatcha know about diagnosin' high myopic
Whatcha knowin' about workin' a PanOptic
I'm movin', I'm pushin', I search right through that fundus
Just one doc lookin' at another man's come on-
Thank your granddad for makin' that appointment up hurr'
'Cause right now I'm up in that vasculature
I'm at the ora, you can find me in those dentates
Comprehensive in and out to the tarsal plates
Occlusion, perfusion, contusion, concussion,
I think I'll keep those eyes from fussin'
When I drop Fluress in that conjunctiva
Flippin' lids to assess that conjunctiva
I hit that fornix and I stop in that conjunctiva
They be like "Oh, that PD, that's hella tight"
I'm like "Yo, that's 20 prism diopter eso"
With limited near vision, let's do some simple addition
Five diopters and a prism will get 'em regaining fusion
I call that patient satisfaction
I call that buildin' a better practice
Those frames are hella dough
With polycarbonate transitions
Scratch-resistant anti-glare on the lens coat
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Trying to get discounted name brands? Then you hella won't
Man you hella won't
(ICO! Poppin' adds!)
I'm gonna pop some adds
Only got 20/40 with correction
I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin'
This is presbyopic
I checked out both your poles
I gave you bifocals
Now you're readin' up close
At my clinic down the road
I checked out both your poles
I gave you bifocals
Now you're readin' up close
At my clinic down the road
I'm gonna pop some adds
Only got 20/40 with correction
I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin'
This is presbyopic
Jonathan Dong, Writing/Direction/Production
[ jonathandong.com/ ]
Featuring Rich Miller and the Illinois College of Optometry c/o 2016
[ www.ico.edu/ ]
A Student Optometry School Parody based on "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore X Ryan Lewis, dir. Jon Jon Augustavo
[ czcams.com/video/QK8mJJJvaes/video.html ]
Filmed March 2013 in Chicago, Illinois.
Special thanks to everyone involved, including the students, staff, and faculty of the Illinois College of Optometry, and a special shout-out to Communications and Media!
Disclaimer: The content of this video does not necessarily represent the views or policies of the Illinois College of Optometry.
[LYRICS]
I'm gonna pop some adds
Only got 20/40 with correction
I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin'
This is presbyopic
Walk into the exam room like whaddup I got a white coat
Nah, I'm just pumped, got BIO in my side tote
Chart on the screen, 'bout to check some vision
The people like, "Damn, that's a professional clinician"
Bottom line, whatcha see? O N P, L T E?
20/15 -3 at distance, hold this card for me
Stand lamp on the E, hopin' for some good hygiene
Somethin' funky in the air, prolly shoulda worked in Peds
But it's a 9 to noon shift!
Wipin', rettin', refractin', 'bout to go and get a trial lens
Patients seein' clearer than ever with my prescriptions
Drop 'em and sendin' 'em to the waiting room to dilate
60, 90, 120 minutes that ain't too long to wait
I'ma take your UCT, I'ma take your ACT,
No, for real ask your grandpa, can I take his IOP?
Anterior chamber deep and quiet
Fluorescein stain that punctate keratitis
They had some hordeola, they popped some hordeola
And now they got infection gettin' all up in their stroma
Tono, tono, it gotcha seein' yellow
Stickin' the tropicamide in your palpebral fizzho'
I could be poppin' in the drops for the cyclo'
My colleagues be all like "Aw, he got aniso"
I'm gonna pop some adds
Only got 20/40 with correction
I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin'
This is presbyopic
I'm gonna pop some adds
Only got 20/40 with correction
I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin'
This is presbyopic
Whatcha know about diagnosin' high myopic
Whatcha knowin' about workin' a PanOptic
I'm movin', I'm pushin', I search right through that fundus
Just one doc lookin' at another man's come on-
Thank your granddad for makin' that appointment up hurr'
'Cause right now I'm up in that vasculature
I'm at the ora, you can find me in those dentates
Comprehensive in and out to the tarsal plates
Occlusion, perfusion, contusion, concussion,
I think I'll keep those eyes from fussin'
When I drop Fluress in that conjunctiva
Flippin' lids to assess that conjunctiva
I hit that fornix and I stop in that conjunctiva
They be like "Oh, that PD, that's hella tight"
I'm like "Yo, that's 20 prism diopter eso"
With limited near vision, let's do some simple addition
Five diopters and a prism will get 'em regaining fusion
I call that patient satisfaction
I call that buildin' a better practice
Those frames are hella dough
With polycarbonate transitions
Scratch-resistant anti-glare on the lens coat
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Trying to get discounted name brands? Then you hella won't
Man you hella won't
(ICO! Poppin' adds!)
I'm gonna pop some adds
Only got 20/40 with correction
I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin'
This is presbyopic
I checked out both your poles
I gave you bifocals
Now you're readin' up close
At my clinic down the road
I checked out both your poles
I gave you bifocals
Now you're readin' up close
At my clinic down the road
I'm gonna pop some adds
Only got 20/40 with correction
I-I'm phoroptin', lookin' for a plusin'
This is presbyopic
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Damn that 240sx was fire
Shit is butta! Make another! Myopes in the hizzay. Lattice degen can suck my $*#%
Genius! & Just Made this my Ring Tone Too!
best parody by far!
Album sorry for party rock
Singing party rock
*8 on Apple iphone
23 people must be blind.
Funny AF.
This is so embarrassing for ICO and their graduates. Also, a popped hordeolum leading to a corneal stromal infection makes zero sense. At least be accurate for your profession if you're going to do something like this nonsense.
You're a coward.
Hahaha how miserable you must be.
hahaha that's how it is ! Great parody
Excellent! Continue to have fun like that :D
As a tech I still found this highly amusing.
Outstanding!
Very nice. If you truly wish thrifty glasses, go to Zennioptical (check Google) and order them for $9.
This reminds me of real rap: I can't understand 90% of the lyrics. But great job. 20/20.
I don't know what you guys are talking about but this was awesome :)
Nice vídeo, but what its means eye dentist jaj
Kudos from a COA at Colorado Retina Associates.... I'm sharing!
I am neither, but I've worked for both. I would never go to an M.D. for a refraction, no way. If you want to see well, go to an O.D. Oh, and they will spend more than 5 minutes with you, and their egos won't suck all of the air out of the room.
This is so awesome!
Outstanding! ICO grad 96 lovin it!
You know its the real deal when you don't understand half of what they're talking about
Clean S14.
awesome & brilliant video, well done guys 5* :D
Awesome parody! I understood some of those words!
Kinda looks like Ray William Johnson's girlfriend....
The Asian girl at 0:50 is pretty.
Haha, cool! I hope I get into Illinois now!
love this!! you guys are awesome!!
'Yo, that's like 20 prism diopter ESO..!' LOL!!!!!!
"I checked out both your poles" - never has funduscopy sounded so sleazy! Love it!!
Best optometry parody ever
Fantastic; very well done!!
Much -3 from UC Berks School of Optometry. You guys did a great job!!
This is freakin amazing - LOVE it! Are you sure Optometry is your calling?? Props from Australia :)
yeah keep it up! cuz yer day job ain't gonna be enough to pay off that $200,000 opt school debt!
Excellent! I wish I could play this for our patients here at UIC Eye Center.
these guys are spending a lot of time in school making videos..and optometry school is supposed to be the same as medical school? You're kidding me.
Yo Guys - it's all great EXCEPT the reference to bifocals....! They are SO 1970!! Just say no to Benjamin Franklin....
Just commenting again saying I shared this with all the optometrists I know personally, and they loved it. It's just awesome!
i hv no idea what this song i spoofin' but u gots it join ON!!! loved it
optician in holland overhere.. --> guys this is fantastic!
Nova alumni. ...proud. Awesome!
I'm a student from IIT and decided to explore ICO. It just so happened that I went on the day that this was performed. Everyone at the talent show was amazing and I absolutely loved this performance! Good job!
Yes! He is our school's God Father! :D
This is the greatest thing ever. I can't stop watching! Y'all are so creative! Love it :]
This is awesome. Optician down in Georgia here! ;)
I'm the one with the infection all up in the stroma.. haha. SR is nice, I'm going witht the built ka-t once I get out of school too.
Hey everybody! Just wanted to give a big thank you to everyone who's watched and liked the video. We had a great time making it and the response has far exceeded our expectations all thanks to you. Keep your eyes peeled for more great videos in the future!
Hey im not sure if you'll see this lol and I know its been 9 years but how was optometry school? Thinking about applying this summer!