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Keeping Records
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In 1977, NASA sent the Voyager into space with two records known as the “Golden Records.” On them were recordings of notable historic music, evocative nature sounds, and murmurs from contemporary life, all used to paint a picture of humanity and the world at large. Things have changed a lot since 1977, so Shelby Wolstein and EJ Marcus are trying their hand at an update. They're talking with comedians, musicians, and the like about what they would include on their own “golden record” if a new one were sent today. Songs, images, films, and moments are all on the table in this comedic reflection on art, media, and culture.
The Irish Goodbye - Keeping Records - 85
"I hope you never lose your sense of wonder,
You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger,
May you never take one single breath for granted,
God forbid love ever leave you empty handed,
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,
Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens,
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.
I hope you dance... I hope you dance...
I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance,
Never settle for the path of least resistance,
Livin' might mean takin' chances, but they're worth takin',
Lovin' might be a mistake, but it's worth makin',
Don't let some Hell bent heart leave you bitter,
When you come close to sellin' out reconsider,
Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.
I hope you dance... I hope you dance.
I hope you dance... I hope you dance.
(Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along,
Tell me who wants to look back on their years
And wonder where those years have gone.)
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,
Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens,
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.
Dance... I hope you dance.
I hope you dance... I hope you dance.
I hope you dance... I hope you dance.
(Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along,
Tell me who wants to look back on their years
And wonder where those years have gone.)"
Anya's Picks
The Library (Place)
Napster (Technology)
The Day on Twitter When Trump Got Covid (Shared Experience)
Casey's Picks
A Planet Hollywood Restaurant (Restaurant)
The Irish Goodbye (Gesture)
The Thing (1982 Film)
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You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger,
May you never take one single breath for granted,
God forbid love ever leave you empty handed,
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,
Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens,
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.
I hope you dance... I hope you dance...
I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance,
Never settle for the path of least resistance,
Livin' might mean takin' chances, but they're worth takin',
Lovin' might be a mistake, but it's worth makin',
Don't let some Hell bent heart leave you bitter,
When you come close to sellin' out reconsider,
Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.
I hope you dance... I hope you dance.
I hope you dance... I hope you dance.
(Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along,
Tell me who wants to look back on their years
And wonder where those years have gone.)
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,
Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens,
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.
Dance... I hope you dance.
I hope you dance... I hope you dance.
I hope you dance... I hope you dance.
(Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along,
Tell me who wants to look back on their years
And wonder where those years have gone.)"
Anya's Picks
The Library (Place)
Napster (Technology)
The Day on Twitter When Trump Got Covid (Shared Experience)
Casey's Picks
A Planet Hollywood Restaurant (Restaurant)
The Irish Goodbye (Gesture)
The Thing (1982 Film)
SUBSCRIBE to and RATE Keeping Records on:
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» Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/3iFot1jiVr0iefLWD5xXFV
FOLLOW Keeping Records on:
» Twitter: keepingrecords
» Instagram: keepingrecordspod
FOLLOW Shelby on:
» Twitter: ShelbyWolstein
» Instagram: shelbywolstein
FOLLOW EJ on:
» Twitter: ejhavingfun
» Instagram: ejhavingfun
» TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@ejhavingfun
About Headgum:
Headgum is an LA & NY-based podcast network creating premium podcasts with the funniest, most engaging voices in comedy to achieve one goal: Making our audience and ourselves laugh. Listen to our shows at www.headgum.com.
» SUBSCRIBE to Headgum: czcams.com/users/HeadGum
» FOLLOW us on Twitter: headgum
» FOLLOW us on Instagram: headgum
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Haunt Me, Paul - Keeping Records - 84
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An episode full of shocking revelations. Someone in the room (EJ) has never been to TGI Friday's. Someone else in the room (Shelby) thinks Taylor Swift is a psychopath. And someone else in the room (our guest Sam Sanders from It's Been a Minute, Vibe Check, and Into It) didn't know that Jason Mraz says he's Mr. A to Z because Mr. A to Z spells... Mraz . Also we rarely get this topical/controver...
Vermonster - Keeping Records - 83
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Shelby gets a little philosophical. Allison helps us get a little introspective. And EJ has chapped lips. Allison Raskin (writer/director/comedian/CZcamsr/podcaster/mental health advocate!!!) is here for some high brow, some low brow, some pure comedy gold. And the artifacts? Ohhhh these artifacts. You don’t see artifacts like these every day. There’s music and movies and food and warm feelings...
The Town Crier - Keeping Records - 82
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Well looky who we have here: it's the literal titans of the heterosexual podcasting world, George Civeris and Sam Taggart (Straightiolab). To keep things super duper straight this episode, the gang discuss Reese Witherspoon, owls, Lady Gaga, taking a nice long walk in the fall, and then circling back to Reese Witherspoon again. The aliens also get the BOGO deal of a lifetime with two sets of ar...
Church Giggles - Keeping Records - 81
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Things discussed: tortoises, sperm whales, elephant seals, octopi, persian cucumbers, regular cucumbers, gerkins, Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap. Things not discussed: why EJ is training his cat, and what techniques he is using to achieve his goals. And who better to discuss and not discuss these things with than professional discusser Paul F. Tompkins (Comedy Bang Bang!, Threedom, Mr. Show)?...
My Name Is Mother - Keeping Records - 80
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Anya (who writes these episode descriptions, hello) finally gets a long awaited and much deserved apology from Shelby, in absentia. I guess I had to fly across the country to give Shelby the distance she needed to make amends. I’ve forgiven and I’ve forgotten. While I was away, Shelby and EJ decided the podcast is perfect (true) and that the funniest person in the world is Jon Gabrus (also true...
Gay Is This - Keeping Records - 79
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You know what feels nice? When a guest takes this assignment seriously for once. Many thanks to Bridger Winegar (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Black Monday, I Said No Gifts!) for putting his personal and professional life on hold for a month to prep for this episode, curating and revising a list of artifacts, and agonizing over making a good alien-first-impression to answer what will undoubtedly b...
Stick To The Shore - Keeping Records - 78
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This episode is for our sweet n earnest lil freaks ONLY. We mean it!!!! If you’re not prepared to shed a tear as longtime podcaster/friend of the show/loving dad Chuck Bryant talks about his favorite episode of his kid’s favorite TV show, you should probably turn back now!!!! (OK, now that it’s just us sweethearts, we can tell you about the rest of the episode: Shelby comes up with a plan for g...
All Roads Lead To Rome - Keeping Records - 77
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Welcome to the thunderdome: this week, it’s hosts vs. producers as we battle for historical accuracy in the space where it matters most, the intro to this podcast. Sound off/take sides in the comments. Then, Nicole Byer (Why Won’t You Date Me?, Nailed It!, Grand Crew) fits us into her busy schedule this week (she flies to London every morning to workout with her British trainer, Ben, which eats...
One Of Our Funniest Murderers - Keeping Records - 76
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Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, welcome back. We have perhaps never meant it more??? Keeping Records is all the way back, with the new EJ and the old Shelby and all that record-making you love or hate or agree with or disagree with or tolerate. And could we have asked for a better first guest back than comedian/writer/podcaster-to-the-stars Jamie Loftus? No we could not. F...
Best Of: The First 75 Episodes
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The moment you’ve all been waiting for... an episode long in the making.... the Keeping Records phone has been ringing off the hook.... audiences have been begging....... for Anya and Casey to step up to the mic. Also in this episode: all your favorite moments in Keeping Records history, according to you. Eat it up, lil freaks!!!!! SUBSCRIBE to and RATE Keeping Records on: » Apple Podcasts: pod...
I See Two Holes Right Now [Re-Release] - Keeping Records
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OK tiny freaks! This is our very last re-release before a very special episode next week (!) and an even more special (!!) episode the week after. So hang tight, stay tuned, don’t touch that dial. We’re almost back, baby. Actor, producer, and writer E.R. Fightmaster takes great issue with the premise of Keeping Records. And the issue is that the show shouldn’t be about educating the aliens on h...
A Lil Update!!!!!!
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Your burning questions????? Finally answered!!!! Smash that play button in to hear what we’ve been up to over at the KR HQ!!!! SUBSCRIBE to and RATE Keeping Records on: » Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/id1544916343 » Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/3iFot1jiVr0iefLWD5xXFV FOLLOW Keeping Records on: » Twitter: keepingrecords » Instagram: keepingrecordspod F...
Bonus Episode - Voyager Artifacts - Keeping Records
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All right, settle in lil freaks, we’re wheeling in the AV cart for a very special session of Keeping Records. Yes, that’s right, we’re gonna dim the lights and sit quietly in our chairs while Caleb and Shelby tell us about some of the artifacts that NASA sent (without our input weirdly) on the original Voyager Golden Record. We’ll learn about things that seem funny to us but normal to people in...
It's Not For You [Re-Release] - Keeping Records
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Give us a minute, OK? Keeping Records is on a brief hiatus but you better believe it’s coming back. Stay tuned for updates from their latest mission, dropping in your feeds soon. Comedian and podcaster Beth Stelling ordered some sandwiches...like...an hour ago. They’re still not here yet but she’s going to go ahead and get started telling Caleb and Shelby her plans for her Golden Record: people...
Don't Broke What's Not Broken - Keeping Records - 75
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Don't Broke What's Not Broken - Keeping Records - 75
Night Is For The Freaks [Re-Release] - Keeping Records
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Night Is For The Freaks [Re-Release] - Keeping Records
Old Meme Energy - Keeping Records - 72
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Old Meme Energy - Keeping Records - 72
Very Human To Dance - Keeping Records - 71
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Very Human To Dance - Keeping Records - 71
The Ways In Which - Keeping Records - 70
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The Bay Area Rave Scene - Keeping Records - 69
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Clown Tour Pt. 2 - Keeping Records - 67
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Clown Tour Pt. 1 - Keeping Records - 66
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Bring In The Ringer - Keeping Records - 65
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Shelby's America - Keeping Records - 64
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In The Terrarium - Keeping Records - 62
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In The Terrarium - Keeping Records - 62
“In breast” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Shelby is my fav person ever
The Mac and cheese did me psychic damage and I am crying tears laughing
so upset to have barely found this podcast
“The show is free” Queen.
The way they invited guests on just to constantly interrupt them and talk over them
Everytime I thought this couldn’t get more insane it jumped it up two levels
"I'm glad we're opening up..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
23 thru 30 is some of the funniest shit i've ever heard on a pod. I came back to relisten to it today 😂
Love these 2
is this anyone else’s comfort video. I’ve come back to it dozens of times by now🩷 thank u calunaby
the “scene” about josh dying at the mars battle has me crying
Bro 10k views???? This should have millions
Why are there 89 episodes and only 38 in the playlist? :(
They are all on Spotify or Apple Music and alotttt of them are audio only
The only man who is truly funny
ralph’s and i don’t even have it where i live lmaoo
I will never understand how this isn’t the top viewed podcast of all time.
My barista called out my order just now “mocha for Brendan!” And I snatched it up so fast. Side pod: It was a tea and lemonade. I ordered a tea and lemonade so what was she talking about?
This is my comfort podcast and I rewatch episodes when I need a good laugh
My 1st time on this side of the block and stoked I got here 🫶🏻💖 Schedule 35 in da hoooooouse 🍄
It’s criminal to no longer have a Caleb & Shelby podcast :( We need it.
I've never heard someone else know the words and love "the call" by the Backstreet Boys and this makes me so happy there's another listener.
SHELBY’S WIG!!!! My life is so much better for seeing this.
So life needs water, not just humans. Life in general. Now there may be other things in the universe, but we don’t know those things. The reason we care so much about water being on other planets is because it’s the only thing that we know for sure can host life.
I have a neighbor who sits on his porch in a pair of shorts n clips his toe nails
THREE COMMENTS???????
THREE COMMENTS????
I will be chasing this high every day for the rest of my life
He is very talented and charismatic. I’m glad he went solo. I love his new podcast
Coming here from the "So True" podcast after realizing I need a lot more Caleb and Shelby in my life.
Same 🙃
Yup!
oh me too girl
Also I wish Shelby and Caleb still had a pod🥲
watching all of these years after their release is so sad because I wish I was here when they were released 🥲 I love Caleb and I have been listening to So True and I’m so glad I can still watch all of these too!
"Henry Cavill could snap me like a wishbone" is still the best line ever in podcasting history.
I know I'm late y'all, but I need this back. I am just getting on board. But I need this back.
Yall, this podcast 😢
Bring this show tf back!! Please!!
For all that is good bring this show back.
Gotta little place near by…. Wanna go?
mommi and poppi
why is te video quality kinda bad
Omg BINGING this channel. 😍 i had no idea until todays reunion on Caleb's channel and WOWWWWW, this is huge for me. Hahahaha yayyyy!!!!!!
This only having 9000 views is insane to me
My favorite part was when you guys talked about *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
I do not understand how this podcast isn’t the most popular podcast in the world
SCREAM SINGING PINK WITH YOU!! C’mon!!! 😂😂😂
Binge-watching Caleb and he’s always interview by such funny talented women! 😂😂😂 So good!
I am discovering and watching these pods and I’ve never been happier.
We’re bottoms
😍😍😍
is loving gattaca a lesbian trait because I relate
love you people.
Listen to me. I LOVE you people. How am I just finding this pod in the year of our lord and savior 2023?