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Gideon explains all this but is still wrong. Goldmask simply points towards the church above sellia and says no more.

I guess Rodrika for the win

Ah, I knew you’d come, to stand before the Elden Hoop and become Elden Baller. What a sad state of affairs

What about roderika? She seems nice

Well in the DLC you can actually have an ancient dragon waifu, ie. Florissax. Make her sleep and she becomes your ash, calling you lord everytime she is summoned. And she also provides an electrifying experience 😏

HA! Sucks for him I got a +3 longsword

Fine, my Lv. 1 run starts now a$$hole im coming for you

j-jerk!

I finally believe he's the All-knowing by seeing him notice this 0:08

Oh why, oh Marika, my queen, why did thou have to break the Elden Hoop.

Heresy is not native to the world, it is but a contrivance

this has the same feeling of those videos of like watching hot anime girl then its like "bro wake up we're charging the enemy trench" 15/10

“I wish to wander the Court’s Between, but alas, I am Coachless.”

Why does this masterpiece hve under 1m views

While he may be right, he’s also at fault for using others to do his dirty work. He ordered an omenkiller and a perfumer to massacre the albinaurics to find the medallion. He tried to take our half of the medallion by force with Ensha and played it off as an “incident.” And bro says we can’t fight? Hypocrite indeed

Young tarnished, thou Drip a folly

he talks like doctor house

Opinion disregarded. The snussy will be mine.

"Wow, sounds like you are worth the effort. All talk, yet a delicate hand can reduce you to ashes. Talks about summons, but relying on the effort of others. Talk about equipment, when you sheer incompetence don't stand at change against my "feeble" +2 Long Sword. So talk, and talk and talk, because I actually value "your" daughter. Resting in my well deserved throne, there a declaration : Gideon is a insignificant and excrement eating corpse. Call your little toy boy...wait, he is dead as you are."

These are so good. wtf

This is the best one

Does this have a instrumental version? Even if its only on the spotify I'd be fine with it

Sir Gideon Ofnir the real one.

Imma listen to this next time I fight a furnace golem

I no longer need sorcery as the knowledge I seek is in sick beats

Elden Hoop, Radagon the Golden Baller

put thine foolish dribble to rest

This is the gideon we need

Dunklord Placiduslam was the first Elden Baller, before the Age of the Erdtree Court.

Marika was too powerful, and shattered the elden rim, ending the pick up game...

very well done, my only critique is that it doesn't represent the madness which dwelled inside him very well. A bit more ferocity and power, like maybe a booming brass or bass section at times would have helped convey this part of him I think. Other than that, the sad nature of his story and life is conveyed very well

I beat Promised Consort in the DLC right before going back to the base game, beating Maliketh first try, and then dying to Gideon like 4 times :/

i am malenia dunker of miquella

Lol i defeated him first try with a warped ax, i emoted on him during the speech. All knowing? I've taught him everything he knows but not everything i know. (holding down r2)

Omg he’s only telling the truth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“the blue cunny” 💀 chill Gideon

screw all of those im staying loyal to my prawn bro

I seriously want to know what ai was used for this

Real ones know the og ballers, ornstien and smough

Gideon Shut yo ass up you god corpse scavenging bitch ass Hyena acting prick, dont act like you havent been picking off my scraps like some starving albernauric every time i body a boss

Radagon as he tries to take on the top ballin legends of Anor Londo, Dunkstein and Slamough on their hometurf.

Crazy how he uses everything but madness spells. Skill issue really.

Tarnished after putting the sword away: ok the all bitching put your staff away and come catch this foot nigga

Damn youtube recommendation giving me bangers

Nobody’s talking about getting pegged by Nepheli Loux?

dude really said "a word" then starting frying Tarnished for 3 minutes straight

Bro really talking like he isn't the weakest boss fight in the game.

Damn, that’s one way to call him “maiden-less”.

Hey fuck you buddy, I've beaten Malenia on EVERY playthrough

More like Gideon the All-Furry. 🐾🐉