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FEED ME CRYPTO SLOP (STEAM HAS BECO҈M҈E̴ I͋̀̄͐̍͞N̾͛̍͛͡F͂̀̃̽̇͡Ê̈͠C҇̅̆̍̌͂T͆̓̅̀͠Ể̈́̂̕D҇̔̐̾)
Jauwn, why do you always make fun of the Epic Games Store when #Steam is just as bad?
Let's not get too overzealous. Steam isn't that bad. However, they've definitely let the #crypto and #nftgame plague spread, despite having announced a "ban" on them.
I've curated a tour of 5 crypto games on Steam, and in this video, I give a brief review and some background on each game. Unsurprisingly, they are basically all shovelware and should never be played by anyone.
You're welcome.
Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:54 FishVerse
7:35 Phantom Galaxies
13:44 VDSC Battle Royal (yes that's how they actually spell it)
15:55 MetaDOS
18:43 Oh Baby Kart
23:31 Outro
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Worst NFT Game Ever? | Parallel TCG Gameplay and Review
zhlédnutí 217KPřed měsícem
#Parallel is a newly-released (beta of course) #crypto #tcg that made a mild ripple in internet discourse a couple weeks ago. A slew of former Hearthstone streamers signed on as Parallel Ambassadors, and a brief clash of fandoms ensued on Twitter. I, being the most unbiased and neutral crypto game reviewer to ever live (peer reviewed fact), just knew it was the perfect game to bring back this s...
Crypto Games Are Beyond Desperate (so we pranked them)
zhlédnutí 955KPřed měsícem
Alternate Title: I am in a Crypto Game Ah, our old friends, the Epic Games Store. How I missed you. In today's #crypto and #nftgame deep dive, I accidentally uncovered a crypto game scam in progress. This game featured some of the most blatant copyright infringement I've ever seen, featuring copy/pasted open-source code, minus any attribution. Oopsies! Luckily for them, we helped out by pushing...
Crypto Hearthstone: Revisited
zhlédnutí 208KPřed 2 měsíci
GODS UNCHAINED 2022 REVIEW: czcams.com/video/lPvs74vCX7g/video.html Gods Unchained was one of the first crypto games I reviewed. It was also one of my favorite, scoring just below a 5/10. At the time, the game was woefully mediocre, unfinished, expensive, and decaying. But that was more than a year ago; and it looks like Gods Unchained still exists. Join me in today's video as we dive back in t...
ParaWorld: The 3rd Best German Game of 2006
zhlédnutí 126KPřed 2 měsíci
ParaWorld is an RTS with dinosaurs. It is the second and final game released by the Berlin-based studio Spieleentwicklungskombinat GmbH (SEK), known to many of us as the developers of Diggles: The Myth of Fenris. It was a very expensive game to develop, costing well over $8,000,000, making it the most expensive game developed by a German studio at the time. It did not sell very well, at less th...
The Sandbox: "It's Better Than Roblox"™
zhlédnutí 596KPřed 3 měsíci
ROBLOX STUDIO BE LIKE: JANKY! MAKE ME ANGRY d:( THE SANDBOX (EPIC) BE LIKE: AWESOME! ;-) This video will most likely be my final look at The Sandbox before it is quietly shelved some time in the next 12-24 months. It's still fascinating just how much hype and money was poured into creating this, yet how misguided it all seems to be. It's like the people making these games have never played real...
Robot Arena: The Original Bargain Bin Banger
zhlédnutí 83KPřed 4 měsíci
Robot Arena: Design & Destroy was a surprising bargain bin hit from 2003. It's a simple game that works as it should, and it fills a niche that still remains to this day. While I might be partially blinded by nostalgia, there is no question that developers Gabriel Interactive have never been able to top the success of this game. Besides, with a non-zero playerbase in 2024, it's already more suc...
NFT Games: Revisited (are we rich yet?)
zhlédnutí 511KPřed 5 měsíci
One year ago, I began scraping the bottom of the gaming industry barrel. I found #crypto and #NFT games. While a common defense for their poor quality may be "it's still early", I've let a year pass. Are we still early? How much progress has been made on these games? Would I have made money had I invested in them? In this new video series, I dive back in to my previously reviewed games, giving ...
I Was Offered $500 To Review This Game (Citizen Conflict by QORPO)
zhlédnutí 291KPřed 5 měsíci
The other day, a #crypto gaming company reached to me to ask if I'd be interested in reviewing their game. Luckily for them, they created the perfect example of an #nftgame , so of course I offered to review it for free! This video contains my opinions and a brief analysis of Citizen Conflict - the newly released crypto game available on the #EpicGames Store. It's definitely not one of my favor...
I Am The Wheelman | A Driver (1999) Retrospective
zhlédnutí 62KPřed 6 měsíci
#Driver is an important game from my childhood. Despite playing the game for dozens of hours, I've never managed to beat the first level. Join me as I revisit and finally beat one of my first PC games, and in the process, discover a fantastic game that has aged like a fine wine. Driver: You Are the Wheelman launched a series that would cement itself in gaming culture in the early 2000s, but the...
What Ever Happened to Dr. Disrespect's NFT Game? (DeadRop)
zhlédnutí 584KPřed 6 měsíci
Did you guys remember that #DrDisrespect is making an #NFT game? I almost forgot, but it's hard to do that when they send me a weekly email reminding me to play the game. Unfortunately, those calls to action seem to have fallen on deaf ears, as the player base has already abandoned the game. Jokes aside, has #Deadrop improved at all since the last time I played it, over 200 days ago? Is it fina...
Diggles: A Bizarre Colony Sim From 2001
zhlédnutí 548KPřed 7 měsíci
Diggles: The Myth of Fenris is one of the most unique games I've ever played. It has a well-crafted world, an interesting premise, and a core gameplay loop that really hasn't been seen any time since this released over 20 years ago. The game sold rather poorly at launch, and it didn't get very good reviews either. While Diggles has an EXTREMELY innovative premise and style of gameplay, it ultim...
The Epic Games Store is a Landfill for Crypto Shovelware
zhlédnutí 1,1MPřed 7 měsíci
How did we, as gamers, let this happen? The #Epic Games Store made an attempt to become the best gaming platform on PC by allowing #crypto games. How has that turned out for them? Honestly, it probably hasn't hurt them much at all, because I might be the only person brave enough to ever have played any of these terrible games. CZcams absolutely nuked the quality of the last gameplay footage and...
Arabian Nights: The Perverted Platformer From 2001
zhlédnutí 621KPřed 8 měsíci
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I Quit My Job To Try and Make a Living in the Metaverse
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I Quit My Job To Try and Make a Living in the Metaverse
The Epic Games Store is Not Good
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The Epic Games Store is Not Good
I Played the WORST Games on the Epic Games Store...
zhlédnutí 597KPřed 10 měsíci
I Played the WORST Games on the Epic Games Store...
This Developer is Threatening to SUE me for Reviewing his "Game"
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This Developer is Threatening to SUE me for Reviewing his "Game"
The Final Boss of Terrible NFT Games | Illuvium Gameplay and Review
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The Final Boss of Terrible NFT Games | Illuvium Gameplay and Review
The Unhinged Meltdown of Reddit's Worst Meme Stock Influencer
zhlédnutí 536KPřed rokem
The Unhinged Meltdown of Reddit's Worst Meme Stock Influencer
Worst NFT Game EVER? | The Walking Dead: Empires Gameplay and Review
zhlédnutí 560KPřed rokem
Worst NFT Game EVER? | The Walking Dead: Empires Gameplay and Review
I Bought Dr Disrespect's NFT Game
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I Bought Dr Disrespect's NFT Game
Worst NFT Game EVER? | Big Time Gameplay and Review
zhlédnutí 434KPřed rokem
Worst NFT Game EVER? | Big Time Gameplay and Review
A Dangerous Crypto Scam is Targeting YouTubers
zhlédnutí 189KPřed rokem
A Dangerous Crypto Scam is Targeting CZcamsrs
Give Me $40,000: The Video Game
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Give Me $40,000: The Video Game
Dr Disrespect's NFT Game is Stupid
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Dr Disrespect's NFT Game is Stupid
Worst NFT Game EVER? | SUPERIOR Gameplay and Review
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Worst NFT Game EVER? | SUPERIOR Gameplay and Review
Most EVIL Game of ALL TIME? | The Story of Axie Infinity
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Most EVIL Game of ALL TIME? | The Story of Axie Infinity
Worst NFT Game EVER? | Kryxivia Gameplay and Review
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Worst NFT Game EVER? | Kryxivia Gameplay and Review
Worst NFT Game EVER? | Undead Blocks Gameplay and Review
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Worst NFT Game EVER? | Undead Blocks Gameplay and Review

Komentáře

  • @beccatears
    @beccatears Před 54 minutami

    12:21 CELLBITTTTT ❤

  • @lazer_cat0o0
    @lazer_cat0o0 Před 2 hodinami

    your pfp looks like a texture in cruelty squad

  • @yazman4040
    @yazman4040 Před 2 hodinami

    That thunder character is either wearing Guts brand thing or the Bloodborne rune thing on the back of his right arm...

  • @uxbnkuribo
    @uxbnkuribo Před 2 hodinami

    1:39:15 "I don't wanna speculate..." Since WHEN, sir, since WHEN?!

  • @WhichDoctor1
    @WhichDoctor1 Před 2 hodinami

    its soo sad seeing someone who was presumably a functional normal person at some point in his life just spiralling into delusion like this

  • @yuriislife2381
    @yuriislife2381 Před 2 hodinami

    when is the cs:go review?

  • @user-ob7gm6vw8u
    @user-ob7gm6vw8u Před 3 hodinami

    Wow. I've only watched half of the video so far and this whole _thing_ is already terrible. If anyone even knows what im referring to, even *Fancade* , a mobile "game engine" using block code, offers more creative freedom, game genre possibility, accessibility, etc... ...Than this. Same goes for Geometry Dash (Except that one is more centered towards platformers [That are way better]) Which is just nuts 🫠 This barely-a-game isn't even remotely close/comparable to Roblox, nor is it a good one at that !!

  • @guywithknife
    @guywithknife Před 3 hodinami

    I would love to see reviews of Pixels and The Machines Arena, as these two look most "real" and I'm curious whether they have actual players, whether they're asset flips and if they're actually any good or more of the usual trash.

  • @lorkieborkie2537
    @lorkieborkie2537 Před 3 hodinami

    I don't agree with the crosshair bit, just because a crosshair is centered wouldn't cause a vertical shooter to be unplayable. There are plenty of shooters that have vertically focused combat and work just fine with centered crosshair.

  • @andrzejzoll952
    @andrzejzoll952 Před 5 hodinami

    It's even not the first game to do the "you own your cards" thing. Magic Online (not MTG Arena, the clunky one people play vintage and legacy on) allows you to request physical copies of cards in your portfolio

  • @privateassman8839
    @privateassman8839 Před 5 hodinami

    What's the dr disrespect parody from?

  • @AliciaTheDove
    @AliciaTheDove Před 5 hodinami

    "It feels like a mobile game" Yeah no wonder, it's copy pasted from one Crypto bros stole again, what a surprise lol

  • @fungsia5549
    @fungsia5549 Před 6 hodinami

    anything crypto related is a scam.

  • @ridestolenbmx100
    @ridestolenbmx100 Před 7 hodinami

    ”I found some stuff that doesn’t go in my mind” I’m sure that is a VERY common occurrence for this guy lmaooo.

  • @SpaaloneBabaguus
    @SpaaloneBabaguus Před 7 hodinami

    how the hell does this guy just have the time to walk around parking lots randomly talking to himself and to drive 3 hours to also talk in front of a sign?

  • @matthewmoore5698
    @matthewmoore5698 Před 7 hodinami

    Jim sterling had a so called developer trying to sue him for millions! For a bad review ( stream game ) it never got to court tho

  • @carryingfire286
    @carryingfire286 Před 7 hodinami

    Calling Doc "washed up" is absolutely fucking CRAAAAZY. The man still regularly gets 20-30k viewers a sream at like 1pm on a monday lol. Say what you will about NFTs but people will blindly buy and sell all the CSGO stuff for like 5k dollars.. the only real difference between those items and the ones in Docs game is that CSGO doesnt use the blockchain.. thats really about it. Not to mention people will spend 40-50 or even 100 bucks on cosmetic skins in games like CoD, Apex etc that offer almost no opportunity to make a return on your investment. Why is everyone so eager to shit on a game thats actually willing to give you a chance to make some money back for your time spent? If implimented well... I think that extraction shooters with items that are worth IRL money is a crazy cool angle to take for the genre. Cheaters will be the major issue to tackle but I'm not going to blindly hate on someone for trying it! The gaming community is full of some of the most spiteful drama queens in the world!

  • @Dr.Mcstaby
    @Dr.Mcstaby Před 7 hodinami

    NGL I love steam but I dont go buy every game I see on there even some of the free games look sketchy. I just like the fact that if I buy a game put an install it to my computer I CAN ACTUALLY PLAY IT WITH INTERNET SERVICE "cough SONY" But yeah jokes like this should not only be taken down but steam should go after the developers and ban them from ever publishing any game on their store ever again.

  • @Dr.Mcstaby
    @Dr.Mcstaby Před 7 hodinami

    is the man in question a telemarketer with an accent? cause thats what the games description sounds like.

  • @user-qr8ns4yw8x
    @user-qr8ns4yw8x Před 7 hodinami

    You should review Big Time, it looks like the type of scam you look at.

  • @Totallynotmwa
    @Totallynotmwa Před 8 hodinami

    Happened before

  • @abominablesnowman876
    @abominablesnowman876 Před 9 hodinami

    what game is it?

  • @AndrewS-vu4ji
    @AndrewS-vu4ji Před 11 hodinami

    This is the kind of game thst makes me sick to my stomach, and I'm a battle-worn f2p veteran.

  • @EchoCian
    @EchoCian Před 11 hodinami

    It's impressive how awful the extremely expensive randomly generated avatars look compared to the actual card art they commissioned. I wonder how much those artists got paid vs what Parallel expects for that randomized garbage. Having principles sucks sometimes. Most of the time. ...All the time.

  • @xvyz..
    @xvyz.. Před 11 hodinami

    ah yes, southern hell

  • @arlaratman862
    @arlaratman862 Před 12 hodinami

    30:50 instead of bigtime they should've called it gohometime

  • @imstupidbut
    @imstupidbut Před 14 hodinami

    i hope someone releases a skibidi toilet dating simulator

  • @solemnjohnson570
    @solemnjohnson570 Před 14 hodinami

    Is it bad that i was more entertained by the Powerwash simulator gameplay than the crypto review?

  • @carlosiagnecz
    @carlosiagnecz Před 14 hodinami

    the 232 dislikes are from the cringey cryptobros

  • @godzillaridergamer7595
    @godzillaridergamer7595 Před 16 hodinami

    IT WAS $50!? Wtf!?

  • @Jmcgee1125
    @Jmcgee1125 Před 16 hodinami

    "You own your cards!" Okay, but why does that matter? These cards only have value because of the game. They're inherently tied to the game. But now you've added the blockchain on top of it, so I'm paying gas fees on top of your Steam Mar-- Parallel transaction fees. There's no benefit here unless and until multiple games agree to honor the same set of NFTs. ...And why should they?

  • @eyjay1508
    @eyjay1508 Před 17 hodinami

    You should try the fanmade mirage expansion for the game that expands all factions and makes the SEAS playable. There's still an active (albeit minor) community that still updates and plays the game to this day.

  • @opticalcanine
    @opticalcanine Před 18 hodinami

    Idk but the currency in that game being called MHUNT made me spit out my drink lmao

  • @MaskedHeroLucky
    @MaskedHeroLucky Před 18 hodinami

    The moment you mentioned Vag Strike was good I immediately said “so what game did they steal?” Sure enough, they just stole another game. Added Red Eclipse to my library, I’ll give it a shot in the future.

  • @Xsaber8894
    @Xsaber8894 Před 20 hodinami

    Still cheaper than warhammer

  • @benmalatin5237
    @benmalatin5237 Před 21 hodinou

    That is so funny that the Red Eclipse dev was able to just push an update onto Vag Strike completely bricking the game.

  • @skeletonBOI-wn4lw
    @skeletonBOI-wn4lw Před 22 hodinami

    i declare marshall law against crypto scams

  • @kyrylosovailo1690
    @kyrylosovailo1690 Před 22 hodinami

    "Always on top from Microsoft Powertoys" Linux users: look what they need a fraction of our power!

  • @BasketChase98
    @BasketChase98 Před 23 hodinami

    I LOVE MALWARE

  • @CM-zu9vg
    @CM-zu9vg Před dnem

    Web3 is catching on in asia and all the big studios are still building them...get ready.

  • @CM-zu9vg
    @CM-zu9vg Před dnem

    A few things ... one Its a very spoiled take to think not getting $$ rewarded to you for a game is a bad thing. Axie infinity caught on in the Philippines because people were making more doing that. Is that Axie's fault? The idea a kid can play a game and put food on their families table is awesome. Two, the tech is improving massively regardless if you don't want to admit it. Passport eliminates the 12 word step and they will continue to abstract the worst parts of crypto, the platform IMX is very well funded and isn't going anywhere. Three, All of the big studios are exploring NFTs in stealth include a few building games, get ready for it. Four, Try dedicating your life to something positive, its more rewarding.

    • @CM-zu9vg
      @CM-zu9vg Před dnem

      Also web2 gaming is getting gutted, care more about that then games with a few thousand players. Why not ask how a game with 5-10k players sustains itself np.

  • @CM-zu9vg
    @CM-zu9vg Před dnem

    While he tells you crypto is a disaster, its getting accumulated by banks and listed on stock exchanges. I wonder what happens next.

  • @maricarmenjabatopajares118

    yes its better then boring roblox

  • @analogantique-qc4ew

    the fact i got a sandbox add is crazy💀💀

  • @thequeenofswords7230

    4:08 And if they're selling the damn thing, only a fool doesn't want to know what they get for their money. But that's crypto, for ya. Buy shit with the mandate to know as little as possible about it, thus maximizing the reward that can be imagined.

  • @enderkatze6129
    @enderkatze6129 Před dnem

    Y'know, the ENVIRONMENT is Kinda underrated ngl. I mean, this massive City grid, where towering City Blocks carry a literal grid of horizontal skyscrapers atop Them, covering the Sky and only letting light in through empty spaces in the City in the sky

  • @enderkatze6129
    @enderkatze6129 Před dnem

    I Like the suit of the Girl that you See in the Main menu

  • @Wyvernnnn
    @Wyvernnnn Před dnem

    The vagestrike should've been a standalone video dude, I want to specifically share that part to my friends

  • @downtownnikka
    @downtownnikka Před dnem

    The used assets HURT to look at. I am the lowest life form when it comes to Blender knowledge and its capabilities, EVEN I COULD DO BETTER. ATLEAST BLEND THE TEXTURES.